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If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy
    #18892719 - 09/26/13 05:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

but if you know god isnt real your definitely a fool


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18892725 - 09/26/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: tribesman]
    #18892753 - 09/26/13 06:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Woah, a Marcus Aurelius quote:kaneclap:
Very wise words, none truer.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: tribesman]
    #18892769 - 09/26/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Learn from the children


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18892802 - 09/26/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Woah, a Marcus Aurelius quote.



I'm pretty sure Marc would have known the difference between "your" and "you're" if he spoke English....Apparently, Tarzan92 doesn't.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18892973 - 09/26/13 08:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Blind faith is without a slice, blind science is without a cake


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18893047 - 09/26/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lets just hope this puppet gets banned soon.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893117 - 09/26/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18893270 - 09/26/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Phil 4:13: I can do everything through him who gives me strength.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18893370 - 09/26/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I have birds. They have brains. When people say 'birdbrain' what they mean is someone who parrots things without knowing their meaning.  As for the former the OP relates little, as for the latter he relates a lot.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
    #18893400 - 09/26/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18893530 - 09/26/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I do like to bang Christian chicks.  I always found them to be very gullible and easily seduced.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893544 - 09/26/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And stiff as boards. :lol:  Unless they're Catholic that is. :wink:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18893554 - 09/26/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not my experience.  The catholic ones were more enthusiastic, but I had a couple of Mormons that were wild, too.  I also had a Methodist that knocked my socks off.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893564 - 09/26/13 11:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I do like to bang Christian chicks.  I always found them to be very gullible and easily seduced.



This is the 3rd time I've heard this.:lol:
Its easy to grab a puppet by the strings, in other words.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18893582 - 09/26/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd say that it's just as hard to get ahold of the strings, but once you've got them, you can easily make the puppet do whatever you want.

Rational chicks tend to require more finesse throughout the process, and barriers tend to pop up at inconvenient times.  Once you've drawn the christian girl over to the dark side, they're generally up for anything.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893596 - 09/26/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not my experience.  The catholic ones were more enthusiastic, but I had a couple of Mormons that were wild, too.  I also had a Methodist that knocked my socks off.




I grew up in a Catholic neighborhood and they got active by the time they were about 12.  They liked kinky shit too.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18893605 - 09/26/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This is awesome keep it up, every post you make i and the readers realize more and more why there has to be a hell thanks for the enlightement good luck guys :smirk:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18893642 - 09/26/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hell is just an imaginary place made up to keep children and dolts in line.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893660 - 09/26/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No!  Hell is for realz!! Check out his other thread....

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18893361

Spoiler - Hell is actually a German kid going crazy at his computer


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: PocketLady]
    #18893714 - 09/26/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Hell is just an imaginary place made up to keep children and dolts in line.



Its a tactic, and its worked for a long time, but I honestly believe its beginning to atrophy.
Hell is dying, losing its effectiveness as a useful tool. Christianity wants you to live in fear, obey, and not question(or in other words, have 'faith').
I'm not atheist, but I cannot help seeing 462 contradictions in the bible, a hollow religion, faulty,  broken, and illogical debates from believers.

The fact stands that nobody can prove, or disprove anything divine-- and nobody ever has.
Listen to Marcus A, just live.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893719 - 09/26/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

For those who believe I'm precient read the op


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18893758 - 09/26/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Here's a better example of prescience:  You'll be banned soon.

You can address that with your next puppet.

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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18893785 - 09/26/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not my experience.  The catholic ones were more enthusiastic, but I had a couple of Mormons that were wild, too.  I also had a Methodist that knocked my socks off.




I grew up in a Catholic neighborhood and they got active by the time they were about 12.  They liked kinky shit too.




Truly.  First day of class in college I was sitting next to a girl who told me she was going to convert me.  That night we fucked. We screwed five times a day for the next two years until our horrible break up.  Wow, her pussy was God, I am not kidding. I am a convert.

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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
    #18893804 - 09/26/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The day before you broke up, you had sex 5 times?

I call bullshit.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18894005 - 09/26/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

But it was a great macho guy type story bro. :nicesmile:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18894108 - 09/26/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The day before you broke up, you had sex 5 times?

I call bullshit.





Did I say -the day?- Whatever. 
Please believe me.
I can't take the distrust.
I never done no wrong
I never ate her
she didn't like the tongue.
She was ticklish
Something to do with Jesus and her funny bone.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
    #18894369 - 09/26/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Man it's hard to be with a woman who won't let you go down on her.  You have my sympathy. :sad: :nosekiss:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18894718 - 09/26/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Here's a better example of prescience:  You'll be banned soon.

You can address that with your next puppet.

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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18894729 - 09/26/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it was rough - but she loved to fuck - we fucked in classrooms, cafes, outside the dorm in the grass - she would say jesus jesus - I took that - I felt crucified upon her twat - she wrung my cock out like a wet towel through the wringer - it was rough man - please pray for my cock

but on a serious note - have you ever been fucked unti your cock bled - and later you would see that evil girl again and hide?


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18895117 - 09/26/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A one fucking day ban?  Yet the other one gets a permaban?  I want some of the drugs these mods are using. :braindamage:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18896533 - 09/26/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: cez]
    #18896563 - 09/26/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously fuck you for saying we should go to hell. Ima say it again fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Is there more. Fuck you. Bird brain.


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    #18896579 - 09/26/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18897504 - 09/27/13 06:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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A one fucking day ban?  Yet the other one gets a permaban?  I want some of the drugs these mods are using. :braindamage:



I think that's the new procedure when someone is going to be permabanned.  It's a one-day ban until an admin can approve the perma.

He's permabanned now.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18897562 - 09/27/13 06:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well that's good to know. I thought they were operating in an alternate reality. :lol:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18897575 - 09/27/13 07:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he was a puppet yesterday, but today he becomes a real boy!


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