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masturbation thread
#18891501 - 09/25/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just write down random shit you do that you never tell anyone because you think it's different / weird.
I'll start: sometimes right before i cum I'll squeeze the muscles in my dick to see long i can hold off the streams of jizzy-jizz-jizz
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right before i cum I'll squeeze the muscles in my dick
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tabora587 said: Just write down random shit you do that you never tell anyone because you think it's different / weird.
I'll start: sometimes right before i cum I'll squeeze the muscles in my dick to see long i can hold off the streams of jizzy-jizz-jizz
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Versicolor]
#18892024 - 09/25/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Versicolor said:

Dude^ hahahahahaahaha Awwww that so fucking works here!
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Versicolor said:

Dude^ hahahahahaahaha Awwww that so fucking works here!
Yes. Double entendres are fun.
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: koods]
#18892103 - 09/26/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: kinkaku]
#18892108 - 09/26/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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kinkaku said: I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NetDiver]
#18892129 - 09/26/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said: I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog

its gets tiresome though, trying to find a dead body 10 times a day. trust me you wouldnt believe how fast they spoil
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NetDiver]
#18892146 - 09/26/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said: I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog

I do it the other way around
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kinkaku
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kinkaku said: I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog

I do it the other way around
well when I fart on my dog he freaks out and puts his nose to my anus, the whiskers caress in just the right way. it really adds flare to the whole ordeal.
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: kinkaku]
#18892300 - 09/26/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honestly? Masturbating with ambient music on my surround sound.
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Versicolor]
#18892318 - 09/26/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Versicolor said:

Holy fuck I think thats a picture of my grandmother
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volcomstoner
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Re: masturbation thread [Re: kinkaku]
#18892324 - 09/26/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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kinkaku said:
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Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said: I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog

its gets tiresome though, trying to find a dead body 10 times a day. trust me you wouldnt believe how fast they spoil 
Wait, if there's a dead body laying around then why would you need to masturbate?
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volcomstoner said:
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Versicolor said:

Holy fuck I think thats a picture of my grandmother
It's always weird when a picture of someone you know becomes some sort of meme, I know I am one
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volcomstoner
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LETS SEE IT!!!!
Please tell me your scumbag steve, I've been looking at scumbag steve pics ALL day
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lol are you guy with the mullet
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volcomstoner
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Oh man you are SO the burnout kid!!!! at least I hope your not the "thug life" guy
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