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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
#18887825 - 09/25/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha, my mom's awesome. She only neglected me when she was really busy reading poorly written romance novels and chain smoking around my crib.
The mom I was referring to cussed me out and mentioned something about having her husband "talk to me." A few weeks later she asked me if I wanted to watch her kid for a few hours and "learn how to be a parent."
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18887842 - 09/25/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea, who knew using the word 'it' totally innocently when referencing the baby for the first time, would cause a ten minute tirade from my brother in law who was a new father.
Fucking get a grip.
I used to make conversation with the guy to make my sister happy and this is the shit I get in return...
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] 2
#18887847 - 09/25/13 04:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My father had the right approach. When a new mother asked him "doesnt she look beautiful?" he said "It looks like a skinned rabbit to be honest."
Took over a year before they were invited again.
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18887889 - 09/25/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My sister gets offended when I call her cat "it".
Can't wait for that kid to show up..
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Set]
#18887893 - 09/25/13 05:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Set said: My sister gets offended when I call her cat "it".
Can't wait for that kid to show up.. 

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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] 1
#18887958 - 09/25/13 06:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd probably be more offended that someone is berating me for calling their baby it than they'd be for me actually doing it.
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Dawks]
#18887983 - 09/25/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Women says: hey I'm pregnant!
Me:sorry about that.
I explain how they most likely fucked up their life because they didn't want to take it up the ass. They aren't too happy with you(even though I don't say the last part exactly like that but its close haha
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] 2
#18887988 - 09/25/13 06:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: the other day I was talking to this girl about her baby she recently had and I said "is it a boy or a girl?" and she got so fucking pissed it was crazy. "my baby is not an 'it' how could you be so cruel and ignorant blah blah blah". its not like I knew what gender she was at the time and called her 'it', that would be a little disrespectful. how else was I supposed to say it? lol.
you guys have any experience offending parents?
when that happens, walk away in the middle of their tirade
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: memes]
#18887997 - 09/25/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should have asked: Does the specimen have a penis?
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#18888003 - 09/25/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Is it from a test tube or stolen"
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: dark3st]
#18888081 - 09/25/13 07:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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im surprised she caught 'it' so quickly.
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: dark3st] 1
#18888088 - 09/25/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Guess my baby's genitalia, now!
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18891463 - 09/25/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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People just act too fucking sensitive about their parasitic crotch-droppings. As if self-righteousness will compensate for being a lousy parent. They're "its" until I can clearly distinguish some gender in the nasty little fuckers.
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: something super extreme]
#18891964 - 09/25/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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People get bent out of shape for petty crap. I yawned at the gym yesterday - and god forgive me - I didn't cover my mouth. There was a lady on the stairmaster about 30 feet away, who shot me this look. I gave her this and she said "don't you know to cover your mouth when you yawn. " NO, actually, I didn't think that was a thing. If it were a thing, I think a gym is exempt due to the abundance of grunts and groans.
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
#18892334 - 09/26/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: People get bent out of shape for petty crap. I yawned at the gym yesterday - and god forgive me - I didn't cover my mouth. There was a lady on the stairmaster about 30 feet away, who shot me this look. I gave her this and she said "don't you know to cover your mouth when you yawn. " NO, actually, I didn't think that was a thing. If it were a thing, I think a gym is exempt due to the abundance of grunts and groans.
lol man, you shoulda just been like "I know it's a thing, I choose not to do it anyway, fuck the police"
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Dawks]
#18892343 - 09/26/13 01:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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or simply, fuck the police.
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Legend]
#18892388 - 09/26/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
#18892397 - 09/26/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said:
How'd your mom take it?
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