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masturbation thread
    #18891501 - 09/25/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just write down random shit you do that you never tell anyone because you think it's different / weird.

I'll start: sometimes right before i cum I'll squeeze the muscles in my dick to see long i can hold off the streams of jizzy-jizz-jizz


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Boomballoon] * 3
    #18891506 - 09/25/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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jizzy-jizz-jizz


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Boomballoon]
    #18891566 - 09/25/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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right before i cum I'll squeeze the muscles in my dick



:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Boomballoon] * 3
    #18891939 - 09/25/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Boomballoon]
    #18891996 - 09/25/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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tabora587 said:
Just write down random shit you do that you never tell anyone because you think it's different / weird.

I'll start: sometimes right before i cum I'll squeeze the muscles in my dick to see long i can hold off the streams of jizzy-jizz-jizz




:costanza:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Versicolor]
    #18892024 - 09/25/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Dude^ hahahahahaahaha
Awwww that so fucking works here!


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18892035 - 09/25/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Dude^ hahahahahaahaha
Awwww that so fucking works here!




Yes. Double entendres are fun.


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: koods]
    #18892103 - 09/26/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog:thumbup:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18892108 - 09/26/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog:thumbup:



:feelsgoodman:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NetDiver]
    #18892129 - 09/26/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said:
I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog:thumbup:



:feelsgoodman:



its gets tiresome though, trying to find a dead body 10 times a day. trust me you wouldnt believe how fast they spoil :facepalm3:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NetDiver]
    #18892146 - 09/26/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said:
I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog:thumbup:



:feelsgoodman:



I do it the other way around


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18892176 - 09/26/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
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Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said:
I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog:thumbup:



:feelsgoodman:



I do it the other way around



well when I fart on my dog he freaks out and puts his nose to my anus, the whiskers caress in just the right way. it really adds flare to the whole ordeal.


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18892300 - 09/26/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly? Masturbating with ambient music on my surround sound.


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Versicolor]
    #18892318 - 09/26/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Holy fuck I think thats a picture of my grandmother


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: kinkaku]
    #18892324 - 09/26/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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kinkaku said:
Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
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kinkaku said:
I masterbate to dead bodies and fart on my dog:thumbup:



:feelsgoodman:



its gets tiresome though, trying to find a dead body 10 times a day. trust me you wouldnt believe how fast they spoil :facepalm3:



Wait, if there's a dead body laying around then why would you need to masturbate?


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18892339 - 09/26/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Holy fuck I think thats a picture of my grandmother



It's always weird when a picture of someone you know becomes some sort of meme, I know I am one


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18892345 - 09/26/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

LETS SEE IT!!!!

Please tell me your scumbag steve, I've been looking at scumbag steve pics ALL day  :awelol:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18892355 - 09/26/13 01:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #18892364 - 09/26/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol are you guy with the mullet


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18892367 - 09/26/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Oh man you are SO the burnout kid!!!! at least I hope your not the "thug life" guy :rofl:


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18892374 - 09/26/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I might be the kid pic 3

This is what happens when you pose for pictures


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #18892382 - 09/26/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I knew it!!
:highfive:
Brtter than being scumbag steve I bet that guy hates himself.


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18892396 - 09/26/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You made me look him up, seems happy

“I have no regrets in my life …no matter what I do. I can completely fuck up on something and I still don’t regret it. Because at the end of the day, that makes me who I am, so I wouldn’t go back and erase anything, if I were to go back in time.”


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18892417 - 09/26/13 02:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that dude so isn't happy he was pretty butthurt about the whole meme thing


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: Legend]
    #18892438 - 09/26/13 02:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Legend said:
Honestly? Masturbating with ambient music on my surround sound.




I'm listening to some ambient shit right now. I should see if your technique works.


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Re: masturbation thread [Re: koods]
    #18975783 - 10/14/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thanks for the advice everyone!!!


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