Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

PhytoExtractum Shop: Buy Bali Kratom Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Next >
Invisiblerulesq
Bad Mogambo
Male


Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18888453 - 09/25/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He ate three sheets of acid and tagged along, when suddenly


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinest1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816 Flag
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18888457 - 09/25/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the rest of our noble band of Shroomerites realized, in terror, that


--------------------
Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerulesq
Bad Mogambo
Male


Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18888459 - 09/25/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the acid was all gone because the cashier ate it


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinest1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816 Flag
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18888468 - 09/25/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

. "Do we even need to unclog that kitten toilet," Vinsue asked.

"But the cops," st1ll said, through a DXM delerium, "what if they found our


--------------------
Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18889664 - 09/25/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

stash of blue jenkem?, it would mean the end of our journey!". So


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerulesq
Bad Mogambo
Male


Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18889674 - 09/25/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone began huffing jenkem thru zzzz's seatbelt


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleInto The Woods
Quarantine King
Male

Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18889737 - 09/25/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

when something abruptly thudded against the car and rolled under the tires. slamming on the brakes, the car came to a screeching halt. everyone got out to see what it was, "holy shit, we just ran over


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerulesq
Bad Mogambo
Male


Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18889807 - 09/25/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A moose, goose and a grizzly bear!" But hey what's good for the goose


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18889903 - 09/25/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Is good for nothing.

THE END


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerulesq
Bad Mogambo
Male


Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: fee]
    #18889906 - 09/25/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Finally :congrats:


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18889963 - 09/25/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

came for the young narnia gang, but st1llnox, being the brave soul that he is, was not going to give up so easily. "I


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18889979 - 09/25/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Give up

The end


Fin


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: fee]
    #18889994 - 09/25/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

!", exclaimed fee. Suddenly


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18890000 - 09/25/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone went home which brings us to the end of this story.


The end


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: fee]
    #18890009 - 09/25/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Once upon a time,


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
    #18890013 - 09/25/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hahahaha o great now a bed time story


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerulesq
Bad Mogambo
Male


Registered: 05/10/13
Posts: 5,317
Loc: Суомалиа
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
    #18890070 - 09/25/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Once upon a time,



There was The End.


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: rulesq]
    #18890091 - 09/25/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
Once upon a time,



There was The End.



:lolsy:


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleInto The Woods
Quarantine King
Male

Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: fee]
    #18890141 - 09/25/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

STOP RUININ' THE STORY, GAWH :crankey:

(narrator patrick stewart) Once upon a time there was the end to a story book patrick stewart was reading, he was very dissapointed. Back to this story now.

Later everyone found mysterious letters which had been slid under their doors instructing them all to meet at the Eiffel Tower in Paris. The shroomerites organised themselves and gathered at an airport ready to embark on their new journey, they hired a pilot and some stripper stewardesses and boarded a large private jet. They were in the air in no time. Two hours into flight...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: rulesq]
    #18890157 - 09/25/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
Once upon a time,



There was The End.




To which was really the beginning.


now turn to page 2



"In a land far far away, so far that no one could get close to it. sheekle,


Edited by zZZz (09/26/13 12:26 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Next >

PhytoExtractum Shop: Buy Bali Kratom Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* a Russian mafioso named Vladimir Putin, God? SourceLimit 768 2 12/07/05 06:19 PM
by buckwheat
* Vladimir Putin Cracka_X 447 2 07/08/07 10:00 PM
by AlCapwn
* Keeping kids OUT of the shroomery... (*LOCK*)
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Rustik 13,165 66 05/06/03 02:02 PM
by Rustik
* 1st GLOBAL SHROOMERY MEETING idea
( 1 2 3 all )
Sterile 9,194 54 03/04/03 11:46 AM
by Sterile
* Mass Shroomery trip!
( 1 2 3 all )
Purple_Voyage 5,780 44 02/23/03 05:24 PM
by Dogomush
* Mass Shroomery trip #1 28th Feb
( 1 2 3 all )
Purple_Voyage 8,779 43 03/02/03 08:59 AM
by c0ma
* Tall tales from old shroomers? Superficial 1,230 4 11/10/02 11:30 AM
by Mr Wobblehead
* History of the shroomery
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Rob_K 10,680 63 09/18/07 09:36 AM
by The_Ghost

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
9,530 topic views. 4 members, 32 guests and 35 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.011 seconds on 16 queries.