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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: Thisfire]
    #18887119 - 09/24/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What if when searching his room, his parents found the OP's huge gay porno collection?  Sometimes when you go snooping into peoples stuff, you discover things you never wanted to find.

His parents could be devastated today, in the effort to find and confiscate his drugs, they find out their son is gay, talk about a mind fuck.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: qman]
    #18887131 - 09/24/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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qman said:
What if when searching his room, his parents found the OP's huge gay porno collection?  Sometimes when you go snooping into peoples stuff, you discover things you never wanted to find.

His parents could be devastated today, in the effort to find and confiscate his drugs, they find out their son is gay, talk about a mind fuck.



:lolwut:

I should get a bunch of gay porno mags and put them in my closet. Teach em a lesson lol


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18887135 - 09/24/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's B&E, larceny, destruction of property, paraphernalia possession, and possession of a S1 controlled substance. That's at least 5-10, call the fucking cops and get their scummy asses arrested!!


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: qman]
    #18887158 - 09/24/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Shroom made you gay is all you have to say, then request an attorney


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: Jesus Cristo] * 1
    #18887168 - 09/24/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Also ill buy a dildo and stuff it under the carpet in teh same spot the weed was and put the gay mags next to it.

Then next to the mags ill write a note that says "Say no to snooping"


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #18887200 - 09/24/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
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qman said:
What if when searching his room, his parents found the OP's huge gay porno collection?  Sometimes when you go snooping into peoples stuff, you discover things you never wanted to find.

His parents could be devastated today, in the effort to find and confiscate his drugs, they find out their son is gay, talk about a mind fuck.



:lolwut:

I should get a bunch of gay porno mags and put them in my closet. Teach em a lesson lol





That's the point, if they want to violate your privacy rights, give them a taste of their own medicine, start planting "questionable" items in your bedroom.

Make them regret ever searching your room in the first place!


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #18887204 - 09/24/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Make sure there's blood and poop on the dildo, for maximum realism.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: qman]
    #18887215 - 09/24/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get a panflet made for gender reconstruction


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #18887217 - 09/24/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you can snoop through their stuff when they're not around then take their things you don't like and leave notes with short sentences explaining how you feel about it




no, on the real tho, i hope you take it like a man and hide your shit better next time.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: something super extreme]
    #18887221 - 09/24/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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sVs said:
Make sure there's blood and poop on the dildo, for maximum realism.




That's what I'm talking about, be creative and fuck up these Nazi parents, make them pay for flushing your weed.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #18887514 - 09/25/13 12:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why didn't u hide it better


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: NWlight]
    #18887532 - 09/25/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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qman said:
They violated your privacy and stole private property from you. At the very least, they own you a huge apology and your property/money value back.

They committed a crime, they took something that wasn't theirs, I would straighten them out ASAP.




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If you are going to live at their house you need to follow their rules.

They don't want drugs in their life and you need to respect that.  It's the least you can do for a warm place to sleep and food




two opposite ends of the spectrum here.

normal I would side with qman but you aren't paying rent, so its not as big of a deal that they went through your shit. they still shouldnt have gone about it the way they did


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #18887829 - 09/25/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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They found it because a bulge in the corner of a closet they've known for years and years is a hard thing to miss. They probably busted in your room right after you left, knowing you had some shit in there,  giddy like a couple schoolkids on a easteregg hunt, then as someone already mentioned when they found it they probably fucked on your bed. Yes you're a grown ass man, but what are you gonna do about it?




Nothing.




Nothing?

Actually im going to sit here and dream about smoking weed considering i have none to smoke. And wont have anymore for the next week.

If i wanted to be a dick i could take my moms oxycodone 30s and leave. But yeah they are proving me a house, raised me, giving me food, plus im not a sociopath... i could never do that to my mom. 

So i guess ill just tough it out.



I could be a dick but then I wouldn't have a place to live

:haha:




Who said i would have no place to live, failure smartass?
Im living with my parents because its easier. But trust me, i could find somewhere else to live you troll.



You wouldn't be able to live in your parent's house, that's for sure. Don't call me a smartass for calling you out. Boo hoo, you moved back in with your parents and they don't approve of you smoking, so they took your weed. Get over it, their house, their rules.

No trolling here, to imply you would take your mom's prescription is pathetic and scummy.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: Everlong]
    #18887836 - 09/25/13 04:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I live with my parents too. It sucks. I don't have the money . Or the brain power. I start punching things when I think of the future. I tried college, went insane, flunked out, went to the pysch ward.  Twice.  I'm dyeing. I'm going to die , I can't prevent it .


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18887851 - 09/25/13 04:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Pressure made you go insane? Sorry man, maybe you need to smoke a bowl


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: dark3st]
    #18888626 - 09/25/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Regardless whether he pays rent or not, his parents stole his weed, which in turn is just robbing him of $40 b/c now he's going to buy another bag.  So overall the parents just made sure the kid's drug dealer gets more business.  I'd steal something back to compensate you.  Fucking rude to leave that snide ass paper note for you.  I'd get all pissed off and run my mouth to my parents so they later feel like that was a bad idea. don't get mad, get even!:stoned:


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: encryptor]
    #18889175 - 09/25/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Regardless whether he pays rent or not, his parents stole his weed, which in turn is just robbing him of $40 b/c now he's going to buy another bag.




Your logic is amusing. Your math skills suck.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: Everlong]
    #18889547 - 09/25/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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to imply you would take your mom's prescription is pathetic and scummy.




I never implied I WOULD take it. I simply stated the possibility that i could if i wanted to... I also stated the fact that i wouldnt.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: encryptor]
    #18889553 - 09/25/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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encryptor said:
Regardless whether he pays rent or not, his parents stole his weed, which in turn is just robbing him of $40 b/c now he's going to buy another bag.  So overall the parents just made sure the kid's drug dealer gets more business.  I'd steal something back to compensate you.  Fucking rude to leave that snide ass paper note for you.  I'd get all pissed off and run my mouth to my parents so they later feel like that was a bad idea. don't get mad, get even!:stoned:



Im not going to do anything back to them :shrug: I dont want to get kicked out.

But im actually going to go through with the dildo/gay porn thing. For real. They shouldnt go through my stuff, they may find something they dont want to find.


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Re: Ive been living with my parents... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18889576 - 09/25/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Then left a cute little note where i had the weed that said Say no to drugs.




your parents sound awesome :lol: at least they have a sense of humor




most parents have lost their sense of humor :curbyourenthusiasm:


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