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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887825 - 09/25/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, my mom's awesome.  She only neglected me when she was really busy reading poorly written romance novels and chain smoking around my crib.

The mom I was referring to cussed me out and mentioned something about having her husband "talk to me."  A few weeks later she asked me if I wanted to watch her kid for a few hours and "learn how to be a parent."  :wtf:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18887842 - 09/25/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yea, who knew using the word 'it' totally innocently when referencing the baby for the first time, would cause a ten minute tirade from my brother in law who was a new father.

Fucking get a grip.

I used to make conversation with the guy to make my sister happy and this is the shit I get in return...


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 2
    #18887847 - 09/25/13 04:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My father had the right approach. When a new mother asked him "doesnt she look beautiful?" he said "It looks like a skinned rabbit to be honest."

Took over a year before they were invited again. :lol:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18887889 - 09/25/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My sister gets offended when I call her cat "it".


Can't wait for that kid to show up..  :strokebeard2:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Set]
    #18887893 - 09/25/13 05:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Set said:
My sister gets offended when I call her cat "it".


Can't wait for that kid to show up..  :strokebeard2:



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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 1
    #18887958 - 09/25/13 06:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd probably be more offended that someone is berating me for calling their baby it than they'd be for me actually doing it. :shrug:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Dawks]
    #18887983 - 09/25/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Women says: hey I'm pregnant!

Me:sorry about that.

I explain how they most likely fucked up their life because they didn't want to take it up the ass. They aren't too happy with you(even though I don't say the last part exactly like that but its close haha


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 2
    #18887988 - 09/25/13 06:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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the other day I was talking to this girl about her baby she recently had and I said "is it a boy or a girl?" and she got so fucking pissed it was crazy. "my baby is not an 'it' how could you be so cruel and ignorant blah blah blah". its not like I knew what gender she was at the time and called her 'it', that would be a little disrespectful. how else was I supposed to say it? lol.

you guys have any experience offending parents?




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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: memes]
    #18887997 - 09/25/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should have asked: Does the specimen have a penis?


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #18888003 - 09/25/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"Is it from a test tube or stolen"


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: dark3st]
    #18888081 - 09/25/13 07:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im surprised she caught 'it' so quickly.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: dark3st] * 1
    #18888088 - 09/25/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Guess my baby's genitalia, now!


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18891463 - 09/25/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

People just act too fucking sensitive about their parasitic crotch-droppings. As if self-righteousness will compensate for being a lousy parent.
They're "its" until I can clearly distinguish some gender in the nasty little fuckers.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: something super extreme]
    #18891964 - 09/25/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

People get bent out of shape for petty crap. I yawned :yawn: at the gym yesterday - and god forgive me - I didn't cover my mouth. There was a lady on the stairmaster about 30 feet away, who shot me this look. I gave her this :hmm: and she said "don't you know to cover your mouth when you yawn. " NO, actually, I didn't think that was a thing. If it were a thing, I think a gym is exempt due to the abundance of grunts and groans.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18892334 - 09/26/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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People get bent out of shape for petty crap. I yawned :yawn: at the gym yesterday - and god forgive me - I didn't cover my mouth. There was a lady on the stairmaster about 30 feet away, who shot me this look. I gave her this :hmm: and she said "don't you know to cover your mouth when you yawn. " NO, actually, I didn't think that was a thing. If it were a thing, I think a gym is exempt due to the abundance of grunts and groans.




lol man, you shoulda just been like "I know it's a thing, I choose not to do it anyway, fuck the police"


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Dawks]
    #18892343 - 09/26/13 01:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

or simply, fuck the police.

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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Legend]
    #18892388 - 09/26/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18892397 - 09/26/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:


How'd your mom take it?



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