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have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it'
    #18887573 - 09/25/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the other day I was talking to this girl about her baby she recently had and I said "is it a boy or a girl?" and she got so fucking pissed it was crazy. "my baby is not an 'it' how could you be so cruel and ignorant blah blah blah". its not like I knew what gender she was at the time and called her 'it', that would be a little disrespectful. how else was I supposed to say it? lol.

you guys have any experience offending parents?


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 1
    #18887585 - 09/25/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I haven't personally offended anyone by referring to his or her baby as "it," but I've seen it happen to others.  If the baby's sex is unclear I refer to the infant as "your baby" to avoid the wrath of crazy parents.

Ex:  What's your baby's name?
      How old is your baby?
      Can I borrow your baby?
      Does your baby do any tricks?
      Your baby has a big head.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18887586 - 09/25/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"is he or she a he or she?"


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: NWlight] * 5
    #18887602 - 09/25/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Legend]
    #18887620 - 09/25/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Your only suppose to call transgender it. I think. If u don't the know gender.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18887676 - 09/25/13 02:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I haven't personally offended anyone by referring to his or her baby as "it," but I've seen it happen to others.  If the baby's sex is unclear I refer to the infant as "your baby" to avoid the wrath of crazy parents.

Ex:  What's your baby's name?
      How old is your baby?
      Can I borrow your baby?
      Does your baby do any tricks?
      Your baby has a big head.




How diplomatic.

"It" is better than "that." As in, "What is that?"


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods] * 1
    #18887680 - 09/25/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just call unborn/unnamed babies "larvae" :shrug:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887681 - 09/25/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't get offended,

I mean it is an it until you know what it is.

Funny thing, in German
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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18887682 - 09/25/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like she should have continued to swallow.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18887693 - 09/25/13 02:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Your only suppose to call transgender it. I think. If u don't the know gender.




Yes, those things love being called it. Or Pat.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887699 - 09/25/13 02:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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How diplomatic.




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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18887720 - 09/25/13 03:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She's a moron


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18887725 - 09/25/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol is he suppose to say,  is are a boy or girl, instead of saying, is it a boy or girl.  Or say,  Is thine art boy or girl,  Lol. It don't sound like proper English if he don't say it.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
    #18887749 - 09/25/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not convinced you're an authority on what does and doesn't sound like proper English :lol:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18887755 - 09/25/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm not convinced you're an authority on what does and doesn't sound like proper English :lol:




He's properly intoxicated, I suspect.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887762 - 09/25/13 03:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887763 - 09/25/13 03:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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"It" is better than "that." As in, "What is that?"




Does that thing have a vaccination certificate, because I'm not touching it otherwise is what i usually say to new moms.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18887768 - 09/25/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thine means yours or belonging to you...art means are

Is your are baby boy or girl........


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887780 - 09/25/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ShiVersblood is probably one of my favorite posters of all time.  His posts nearly always bring a smile to my face.


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you guys have any experience offending parents?




Yeah.  I once insinuated that someone could be a better parent.  I don't recommend doing that.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18887792 - 09/25/13 03:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ShiVersblood is probably one of my favorite posters of all time.  His posts nearly always bring a smile to my face.


Quote:

Led Zeppelin said:
you guys have any experience offending parents?




Yeah.  I once insinuated that someone could be a better parent.  I don't recommend doing that.




How'd your mom take it?


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18887825 - 09/25/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, my mom's awesome.  She only neglected me when she was really busy reading poorly written romance novels and chain smoking around my crib.

The mom I was referring to cussed me out and mentioned something about having her husband "talk to me."  A few weeks later she asked me if I wanted to watch her kid for a few hours and "learn how to be a parent."  :wtf:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18887842 - 09/25/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yea, who knew using the word 'it' totally innocently when referencing the baby for the first time, would cause a ten minute tirade from my brother in law who was a new father.

Fucking get a grip.

I used to make conversation with the guy to make my sister happy and this is the shit I get in return...


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 2
    #18887847 - 09/25/13 04:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My father had the right approach. When a new mother asked him "doesnt she look beautiful?" he said "It looks like a skinned rabbit to be honest."

Took over a year before they were invited again. :lol:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18887889 - 09/25/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My sister gets offended when I call her cat "it".


Can't wait for that kid to show up..  :strokebeard2:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Set]
    #18887893 - 09/25/13 05:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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My sister gets offended when I call her cat "it".


Can't wait for that kid to show up..  :strokebeard2:



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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 1
    #18887958 - 09/25/13 06:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd probably be more offended that someone is berating me for calling their baby it than they'd be for me actually doing it. :shrug:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Dawks]
    #18887983 - 09/25/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Women says: hey I'm pregnant!

Me:sorry about that.

I explain how they most likely fucked up their life because they didn't want to take it up the ass. They aren't too happy with you(even though I don't say the last part exactly like that but its close haha


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 2
    #18887988 - 09/25/13 06:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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the other day I was talking to this girl about her baby she recently had and I said "is it a boy or a girl?" and she got so fucking pissed it was crazy. "my baby is not an 'it' how could you be so cruel and ignorant blah blah blah". its not like I knew what gender she was at the time and called her 'it', that would be a little disrespectful. how else was I supposed to say it? lol.

you guys have any experience offending parents?




when that happens, walk away in the middle of their tirade


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: memes]
    #18887997 - 09/25/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should have asked: Does the specimen have a penis?


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #18888003 - 09/25/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: dark3st]
    #18888081 - 09/25/13 07:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im surprised she caught 'it' so quickly.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: dark3st] * 1
    #18888088 - 09/25/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Guess my baby's genitalia, now!


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18891463 - 09/25/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

People just act too fucking sensitive about their parasitic crotch-droppings. As if self-righteousness will compensate for being a lousy parent.
They're "its" until I can clearly distinguish some gender in the nasty little fuckers.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: something super extreme]
    #18891964 - 09/25/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

People get bent out of shape for petty crap. I yawned :yawn: at the gym yesterday - and god forgive me - I didn't cover my mouth. There was a lady on the stairmaster about 30 feet away, who shot me this look. I gave her this :hmm: and she said "don't you know to cover your mouth when you yawn. " NO, actually, I didn't think that was a thing. If it were a thing, I think a gym is exempt due to the abundance of grunts and groans.


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18892334 - 09/26/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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People get bent out of shape for petty crap. I yawned :yawn: at the gym yesterday - and god forgive me - I didn't cover my mouth. There was a lady on the stairmaster about 30 feet away, who shot me this look. I gave her this :hmm: and she said "don't you know to cover your mouth when you yawn. " NO, actually, I didn't think that was a thing. If it were a thing, I think a gym is exempt due to the abundance of grunts and groans.




lol man, you shoulda just been like "I know it's a thing, I choose not to do it anyway, fuck the police"


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Dawks]
    #18892343 - 09/26/13 01:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

or simply, fuck the police.

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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: Legend]
    #18892388 - 09/26/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: have you ever had anyone get extremely offending by calling their baby 'it' [Re: koods]
    #18892397 - 09/26/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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How'd your mom take it?



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