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Condoms
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Seriously, like... WTF.
Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said.
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something super extreme
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st1llnox said: Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. Don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
Because no one under 30 has STDs
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yea why can't everybody pull out like back in the days
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Re: Condoms [Re: zZZz]
#18887161 - 09/24/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: yea why can't everybody pull out like back in the days
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Did you just go through sex ed or something?
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something super extreme
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He learned about it on DXM.
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You gonna get the hivvy playin like that.
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Yea, I think it's usually the younger crowd that is typically diseased. Older than 30 crowd has learned. Although I do see kinda what you're saying. If everyone fucked only their own generation, stds would vanish over time
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st1llnox said: Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. Don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
Because no one under 30 has STDs

agreed
Also
I have an equal number of younger friends to older friends who have died from one std or another. Oddly enough they were all gay. No offense I love gay people (men and women).
Also #2
I do not think I should have to say no offense. I never mean any offense with anything I say. If people would stop wearing their feelings and hearts on the sole of their shoes ...
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Re: Condoms [Re: azur]
#18887242 - 09/24/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Condoms [Re: dirty] 2
#18887261 - 09/24/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dirty said: a higher power
Stay away from those 12 step groups.
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nicechrisman said: That's why I only have sex with children
I did though.
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Shroomism said:
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st1llnox said: Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. Don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
Because no one under 30 has STDs

agreed
Also
I have an equal number of younger friends to older friends who have died from one std or another. Oddly enough they were all gay. No offense I love gay people (men and women).
Also #2
I do not think I should have to say no offense. I never mean any offense with anything I say. If people would stop wearing their feelings and hearts on the sole of their shoes ...
Namaste SB
I agree with #2. Everyone on this site seems so sensitive (yea I'm generalizing because it's so many of you)
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nicechrisman said: That's why I only have sex with children
I'm reporting this. Highly offensive statement. How rude and inconsiderate to say something like that.
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Re: Condoms [Re: dark3st]
#18887281 - 09/24/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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st1llnox
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Shroomism said:
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st1llnox said: Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. Don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
Because no one under 30 has STDs

Older men are more likely to have had contact with HIV by and large, but there are still plenty of "poz" teenagers out there even.
I just haven't fucked one yet it seems. 
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sVs said: He learned about it on DXM.

Dude I fucking lube up with Robitussin syrup mang. 
Makes your dick TRIP BAWLZ
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You've already answered your question
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st1llnox said: Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
More than just a balloon:
 This was sitting at a sink I passed last week
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st1llnox said: Seriously, like... WTF.
Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
Don't pretend someone wants to have sex with you and don't pretend you've had sex in the past.
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He has gay sex, dudes will fuck anyone, its not like hes trying to pick up woman.
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Re: Condoms [Re: fee]
#18889476 - 09/25/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fucking gross
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the self-proclaimed super-genius decides that unprotected gay-sex is safe, provided you only fuck youngsters... i'll make sure to stop by yr parents house later in life, make sure yr Darwin Award is polished...
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i tired the no condom tek, i think i did it wrong, we got this delivered today, the return address said heaven
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mellowparty said: Don't pretend someone wants to have sex with you and don't pretend you've had sex in the past.
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mellowparty said: Fucking gross 
if someone flames in the pub than technically wouldn't that make them a flamer? uh oh mellowparty u really overdid urself this time
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st1llnox said: Seriously, like... WTF.
Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
Condoms are for pussies.
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18889837 - 09/25/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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mellowparty said: Don't pretend someone wants to have sex with you and don't pretend you've had sex in the past.
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mellowparty said: Fucking gross 
if someone flames in the pub than technically wouldn't that make them a flamer? uh oh mellowparty u really overdid urself this time
How is expressing my opinion about gay sex flaming? I think its a horrible mistake of nature and its gross as fuck.
But even tho I dislike OP I must agree with him as he is correct that condoms suck.
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Condoms and seatbelts save lives.
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gulper2323 said:
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st1llnox said: Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
More than just a balloon:
 This was sitting at a sink I passed last week
It looks like it has shit on it.
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Re: Condoms [Re: rulesq] 1
#18889897 - 09/25/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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rulesq said: Condoms and seatbelts save lives.
I only use one of those, cuz I'm hardcore
Yeah they prevent lives from happening.
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mellowparty said: How is expressing my opinion about gay sex flaming? I think its a horrible mistake of nature and its gross as fuck.
But even tho I dislike OP I must agree with him as he is correct that condoms suck.
"Don't pretend someone wants to have sex with you and don't pretend you've had sex in the past." are you saying that this isn't a flame too or what?
"Even though I dislike OP I must agree with him as he is correct." Is this supposed to mean that you go out of your way to try and disagree with the things people you dislike say unless you're "forced" to agree with them in situations such as this?
Seems kinda flamey 
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18889985 - 09/25/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: "Even though I dislike OP I must agree with him as he is correct." Is this supposed to mean that you go out of your way to try and disagree with the things people you dislike say unless you're "forced" to agree with them in situations such as this?
lol what, I dislike OP cause I always disagree with him not the other way around. I mentioned this as an exception.
And I still think gay sex is a horrible abomination of nature. Its probably a natural mechanism to counter overpopulation or something.
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it's okay we accept you for who you are 
WE ALL KNOW
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18890042 - 09/25/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Condoms save lives yo. Something like 30% of college students get a STD during there 4 year stay. I got hit with a chlamydia slap when I was 19. I never found out who gave it to me, but I know I returned the favor and infected 2 more, before I found out
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18890047 - 09/25/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Srsly tho I think that gays have a defect in their DNA that was unlocked by them being raped in their childhood or something like that.
IMO homosexuality is a genuine genetic defect. Gays are mutants.
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That seems like an incredibly unusual opinion, I'm sorry your genetic defect makes you think that way
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18890107 - 09/25/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Incredibly unusual? Are you serious, its more than obvious that a genetic defect could result in homosexuality. I am 100% convinced that this will be proven once the genomes of many homosexuals are sequenced and analyzed. I don't think there will be a single gay gene tho.
Mark my words sheekle
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What if somebody likes both males and females equally, would that be another genome thing all together? Or what if somebody is only attracted to males every one in a while, or vice versa? Do you think they would just be lying?
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18890169 - 09/25/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How often are you attracted to males?
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Re: Condoms [Re: fee]
#18890176 - 09/25/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why are you asking me, I'm only guessing either way. It just seems logical that genetic defects would unlock homosexuality because its not normal.
I don't like gay guys cause I think they're annoying like girls but unlike girls you have no motivation to sit through their bullshit. That being said I don't really mind homosexuals as long as they're not trying to stick their sexual orientation in my face (and making out in public).
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He got you there, eh
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I agree, homosexuality has to be a genetic defect. It makes zero biological sense to be gay
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unknown1123 said: I agree, homosexuality has to be a genetic defect. It makes zero biological sense to be gay
Everybody has genetic defects one way or another even if you're right it doesn't really matter/change anything.
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mellowparty said:
Srsly tho I think that gays have a defect in their DNA that was unlocked by them being raped in their childhood or something like that. Gays are mutants.
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Re: Condoms [Re: Synthe]
#18890247 - 09/25/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Srsly tho I think that gays have a defect in their DNA that was unlocked by them being raped in their childhood or something like that. Gays are mutants.

Maybe my opinion is biased cause the two gays I talked to said exactly this. They were both raped by family members as children and that really fucked them up and they say it has something to do with their sexual orientation. Obviously not everyone would be like those two. So it could be a bit like drugs and latent mental illness, the illness is there but its only unlocked by certain drugs. And you are too quick to dismiss my opinion
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He is right tho, the meaning of life is to have unprotected sex with individuals of the opposite sex.
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mellowparty said: I don't like gay guys cause I think they're annoying like girls but unlike girls you have no motivation to sit through their bullshit. That being said I don't really mind homosexuals as long as they're not trying to stick their sexual orientation in my face (and making out in public).
I'm gonna assume you know that "gay guys" and "homosexuals" are synonymous with each other so I don't know where the "I don't like" and "I don't mind" contradictions come in
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mellowparty said: He is right tho, the meaning of life is to have unprotected sex with individuals of the opposite sex.
But who am I to try and point out where I think you're not making sense, you're the one who knows the meaning of life at the end of the day anyway
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm gonna assume you know that "gay guys" and "homosexuals" are synonymous with each other so I don't know where the "I don't like" and "I don't mind" contradictions come in
I meant I don't like to hangout with them cause they're like girls in male bodies (who'd want that ) but I don't mind them being gay in the comfort of their own time and space (unlike the Nazis for example). Maybe I should upload a schematic if you still don't understand?
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But who am I to try and point out where I think you're not making sense, you're the one who knows the meaning of life at the end of the day anyway
From a biological perspective I am 100% correct. You can go on about your Zen Buddhist bullshit delusions about life or w/e and whats it all about but it all boils down to the preservation and evolution of species which comes down to having dirty slimy sex.
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
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condoms are your friend don't be hatein 
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"Their own time and space"? I mean that certainly is a step above the Nazis so....
lol
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
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Yes in the same way that I want druggies to be able to do drugs in the comfort of their own time and space and not being harassed. I don't like people drinking and smoking in public next to me and I don't like to see gay guys kissing and hugging in public (I don't mind hot lesbo action tho).
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st1llnox said: Seriously, like... WTF.
Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
I was told once that anal sex leads to more contact with blood (if not lubricated properly) And technically you can have sex with a woman with HIV and if she doesnt have get cut or have a sore that bleeds you wont get the HIV...
IDK if this is anti-gay stigma or what.
Can someone enlighten me? Obviously it isnt worth the risk of fucking a chick and getting HIV..
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Re: Condoms [Re: fee]
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Sheekle said: wtf is so gay about hugging
I can't think of a single thing about hugging thats not gay 
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Only if they're hot
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I can't think of a single thing about hugging thats not gay 
What about when family hugs each other? I don't think there's anything homo about that
Err, what about a guy and girl hugging that can't be too gay?
Hugging feels good it builds trust between people. You're opening yourself up to someone and accepting them as an extension of yourself
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You're opening yourself up to someone and accepting them as an extension of yourself
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen... And I've seen the the Pet Shop Boys in concert and my dick inside another dude.
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
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You're opening yourself up to someone and accepting them as an extension of yourself
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen... And I've seen the the Pet Shop Boys in concert and my dick inside another dude.
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Older men are more likely to have had contact with HIV by and large, but there are still plenty of "poz" teenagers out there even.
Is there any actual data to support that assertion, or are you just making it up? From the CDC:

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/statistics/basics/
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Re: Condoms [Re: fee]
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Sheekle said: What if somebody likes both males and females equally, would that be another genome thing all together? Or what if somebody is only attracted to males every one in a while, or vice versa? Do you think they would just be lying?
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While the mere accumulation of time and number of sexual contacts may suggest that a larger proportion of the population of progressively older groups is positive, there is a lot more to this story. There are demographic idiosyncrasies that complicate this as well. People older than 50 have dealt with AIDS as a disease that killed most of their friends. They don't take it lightly. People between 35-50 became sexually active when there were no treatment, and safe sex is an ingrained behavior.
The most dangerous person is the one who doesn't know they are positive. Young people are much more likely to be unaware that they are positive - complacency, like the kind demonstrated by the OP is the reason for this. People who know they are positive and take antiretrovirals are essentially non-infectious. The most infectious person is one who has just been infected themselves.
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
#18890513 - 09/25/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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condoms are terrible, terrible and they burst!
and your system just can't cope with the sudden impact of 1kilogram of cocaine.
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Re: Condoms [Re: druqs]
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druqs said: your system just can't cope with the sudden impact of 1kilogram of cocaine.
That's an understatement. On the upside, you will have very little time to worry about how much trouble you're in..
back to the OP. Wonder why this came up. I realize no st1lnox thought goes unposted, but I'm wondering if somebody made him wrap it up and he's, no pun intended, butthurt. I bet OP likes it raw when he's doing his statistics homework on DXM.
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Re: Condoms [Re: druqs]
#18890588 - 09/25/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honestly, Im a fan of the ole' pull out and pray method.
Wearing a condom is like taking a shower with your clothes on.
Or picking your nose with a glove on, it just feels pointless.
I know this makes me more susceptible to stds and admittedly, I've had gonorrhea before . Sometimes Id rather not have sex than have sex with a rubber bag on my dick. It just feels so pointless. Its like after you IV heroin you never wanna snort it again. Same with barebacking it.
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st1llnox said: Seriously, like... WTF.
Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
I was told once that anal sex leads to more contact with blood (if not lubricated properly) And technically you can have sex with a woman with HIV and if she doesnt have get cut or have a sore that bleeds you wont get the HIV...
IDK if this is anti-gay stigma or what.
Can someone enlighten me? Obviously it isnt worth the risk of fucking a chick and getting HIV..
I dont know where you heard that but you can definitely get HIV from genital fluids as well as blood. Your right though, HIV is definitely more prevalent in the gay community.
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I'm a fan of the "pop a nut inside the bitch and lie about your name" method.
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Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
I was told once that anal sex leads to more contact with blood (if not lubricated properly) And technically you can have sex with a woman with HIV and if she doesnt have get cut or have a sore that bleeds you wont get the HIV...
IDK if this is anti-gay stigma or what.
Can someone enlighten me? Obviously it isnt worth the risk of fucking a chick and getting HIV..
I dont know where you heard that but you can definitely get HIV from genital fluids as well as blood. Your right though, HIV is definitely more prevalent in the gay community.
Just the 
Being a gay homersexual, i have a lot of gay friends. The only person my age or younger that I know is positive is a straight guy who got it from his skanky ex girlfriend.
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
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Here, let me wrap my dick in a balloon before I broomhandle you 
Pure, skin-on-skin sex feels so much better for us and I don't understand the stigma. If you're a fellow gay, don't fuck anyone over thirty. Nuff said. 
I was told once that anal sex leads to more contact with blood (if not lubricated properly) And technically you can have sex with a woman with HIV and if she doesnt have get cut or have a sore that bleeds you wont get the HIV...
IDK if this is anti-gay stigma or what.
Can someone enlighten me? Obviously it isnt worth the risk of fucking a chick and getting HIV..
I dont know where you heard that but you can definitely get HIV from genital fluids as well as blood. Your right though, HIV is definitely more prevalent in the gay community.
Just the 
Being a gay homersexual, i have a lot of gay friends. The only person my age or younger that I know is positive is a straight guy who got it from his skanky ex girlfriend.
This may be your expierience but you cant deny that HIV is more prevalent among the homosexual community. Im not trying be offensive its just the way it is.
And whoever said hugs are gay, i think it was mellowparty, youre nuts. I hug some of closest friends and its far from gay.
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I'm just gonna pretend this is a "your choice of condom" thread--

Gotta get the polyurethane ones the latex are just like every other latex condom. The plastic for whatever reason feels much thinner than trojan or lifestyles plastic ones. Much better for girthier fellows than Tj or Ls ones are too.
@OP The only person to suffer from any possible negatives of rawdonging is you.
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Gay Uncle Syndrome + Population control
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I remember I went to this chicks house one day to get it in and since it was the first time we were hooking up I brought a rubber. I hate rubber but if im gonna use one I preferred trojan ultra thin. Well, we get down to business and when the time came to suffocate my dick with a plastic bag she wasnt happy with my choice of condoms.
She told me in her experience ultra thins always brake (which is a perk in my eyes) and she insisted I wear a durex regular. It felt like this condom was three inches thick. It was frustrating but she insisted . I proceeded to fuck her as hard as I could in attempt to break the durex out of pure spite . Didnt work 
Ever since that day I've hated durex condoms but Id definitely give these a try.
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I haven't noticed a difference between durex and trojan, but I usually buy the ribbed ones not ultra-thin
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They feel way thinner than Tj ultra-thins  Just make sure its not the latex ones.
A couple girls have told me they like them better too because latex rubs them raw, but the plastic ones don't have nearly as much friction. Big plus for me since I'm usually kinda rough
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If I wear one, it's a Trojan magnum, but I usually don't. I thought non latex rubbers only protected from pregnancy?
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Gay Uncle Syndrome + Population control

If he understood Darwinian theory! He would understand that defect or not, the fact that it exists in the numbers it does means that it is at least not a burden on the species, and most likely a benefit in some way. Just because you can't make sense of it really doesn't matter.
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Re: Condoms [Re: azur]
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azur said: If I wear one, it's a Trojan magnum, but I usually don't. I thought non latex rubbers only protected from pregnancy?
Uh... Maybe I should go to the doctor 
I think they do protect against disease though. 99.9% positive
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I guess only Lambskin condoms then only prevent pregnancy.
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St1llnox needs to be banned for all of the retarded thread he makes.
What happened to rule 4?
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Re: Condoms [Re: azur]
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That does sound familar now that you say that. I forget those sheepskins even exist.
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So did I until about a year ago some broad pulled one out. I threw it on the floor and fucked her raw
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Man I knew this chick that hated condoms because it doesn't feel as good. But now she has a boyfriend and wont talk to me because she knows she'd want to fuck.
It sucks but eh, its prbably for the best I'm not going at it raw
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That reminds me of my ex's volcom. During my two most serious long term relationships we never used condoms adnd both of those girls got pregnant with their very next boyfriends child.
Im pretty sure I'm infertile because even with all the unprotected sex, Ive only had one pregnancy scare and she wansnt even pregnant. But i guess my two ex's got a false sense of security and too comfortable having unprotected with me sex that the very next guys they fucked... BOOM PREGNANT.
They both got pregnant by their rebounds. 
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It seems that way but I dont mind him. Some of his more verbose post just get skipped.
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Im pretty sure I'm infertile because even with all the unprotected sex, Ive only had one pregnancy scare and she wansnt even pregnant. But i guess my two ex's got a false sense of security and too comfortable having unprotected with me sex that the very next guys they fucked... BOOM PREGNANT.
They both got pregnant by their rebounds. 
Oh man that fucking sucks!! I would get a vasectomy if I was more convinced of its effectiveness and it's safety.
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Sucks for them, not me. I dodged two bullets.
A vasectomy is too permanent and Im too young. I could see myself getting one later in life. How are they not safe or effective?
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Idk I've heard some things about it's safety but haven't really looked into it. I've done zero research into how effective it is, I just need to do some more looking into it overall really before I consider it
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Last time I asked about a vasectomy, I was twenty-two and they told me I was still too young and that I should reconsider, all of the usual bullshit. Legally, you can have the procedure done at eighteen, but I've heard the rule of thumb is twenty-five unless you've already got a few children. I'm sure with enough persuasion you could convince a doctor to do it for you under that age though.
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What happened to rule 4?
You should get banned for making comments like this constantly.
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A vasectomy is too permanent and Im too young. I could see myself getting one later in life. How are they not safe or effective?
Vasectomy is easily reversible
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AlmostAsCoolAs said: St1llnox needs to be banned for all of the retarded thread he makes.
What happened to rule 4?
You should get banned for making comments like this constantly.
I've asked you to quote me on the shit I say and you had nothing to respond with. I also don't know why you randomly decided to take me off your ignore list and then follow me around to every thread I post in.
If the mods think I should be then so be it but nobody gives a fuck about your opinion Sheekle.
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That's a very satanic thing to say, may the dear universe have mercy on your poor misguided drug-addled soul
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
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Rambling because you can't quote me.
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A vasectomy is too permanent and Im too young. I could see myself getting one later in life. How are they not safe or effective?
Vasectomy is easily reversible

No it isn't. The procedure can be reversed, but it is not always successful, and sperm counts are often much lower after a reversal.
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What do you mean I can't quote you? I quoted exactly what I wanted to quote.
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No it isn't. The procedure can be reversed, but it is not always successful, and sperm counts are often much lower after a reversal.
Not to mention there are potential side effects to the operation
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Oh I see what you mean now.
Well every thread I've seen you post in you have something unnecessarily full of misery and darkness to say, as is being shown in this very thread. I'm not going to go digging through all of your posts to "prove it".
You're being a dysfunctional member of the higher order of reality.
Also, just because I find a lot of the things you say worth responding to doesn't mean I'm "following you". That doesn't even make sense. I'm going to read threads regardless of whether or not you post in them and when I see you saying jerk things I'm going to point it out.
Kind of like how you feel the need to point out your observation of "All of Stillnox's posts/threads". Does this mean you're following him?
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The comments I should be banned for. Are you really that dumb?
Also this which you ignored because you couldn't do it.
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Do you ever say anything in the pub that isn't essentially "I am better than pubbers, ODD 4 lyfe drugs rule."?
Seriously your posts are all horrible and redundant.
Quote me.
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Yeah it would be a bit of a pain in the ass to find a doc to do it being only 19 but I guess I'll wait a few years anyway until I can afford it. Not like I think I'll ever change my mind about it I don't give a fuck what anyone else says, kids aren't for me.
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Lol I didn't "ignore" that comment because I "couldn't do it". I'm not going to go digging through your posts to point out your treacherous ways.
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The fact of the matter is that at 19 years old 99% of people are not certain that they don't want kids. They may think they are, but 30 is a ways off, and you will be a completely different person then.
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
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Settle down, y'all. Goddamn.
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He's going to flip out because you made the suggestion that he wasn't settled. Well, maybe he won't since now I called it
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Gay Uncle Syndrome + Population control

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. Then why's it pretty much universal to nature? How about this: another contributing member of your society or animal plurality that isn't going to necessarily then ADD more overhead/resource expense by then turning around and makin' more babies.
There's a lot more to biology than "does it fuck and get things pregnant" once you look beyond paramecia.
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But there's so many, it should be easy, no? I mean you literally already went through them just to post "lol." after each one until you got bored of that.
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Shit, this must be ugly if sVs is the voice of reason. But yeah, boys, stop comparing posts.
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I was just saying that in the threads I saw you comment in, I wasn't looking through your posts off your profile page to do that. Not to my memory at least.
When I said "all" of your posts I was just exaggerating as a metaphor for "an unhealthy amount of". I just think you could be a little more smiley instead of spreading darkness, life's too short to look at things so drearily.
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
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Koods, when are we getting together for some buttloving?
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I hear ya op. I hate condoms. better to abstain, not that I do. Die of aids or wrapp it?? that's tough. for real. I just chance it. I'm a whore though which I'm sure many of you don't know (or care either) Its true. What can I say dudes. I need pussy rehab. Tight pussy has got me hooked and I'm screwed for life
Shit. I wish I was making this up.
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
#18891830 - 09/25/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ten Commandments
- Cover your stump before you hump
- before you attack her, wrap your whacker
- don't be silly, protect your willy
- when in doubt, shroud your spout
- don't be a loner, cover your boner
- you cant go wrong if you shield your dong
- she won't get sick if you wrap your dick
- no glove, no love
- a crank with armor will never harm here
- wrap it in foil, before checking her oil
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
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Shit, this must be ugly if sVs is the voice of reason. But yeah, boys, stop comparing posts.
Beat me to it
sVs is so
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Re: Condoms [Re: fee]
#18891845 - 09/25/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol. I'm most definitely not "spreading darkness". This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.
Because I told someone to go to ODD for IV advice as to not warrant pub responses he took that as "lol im better than all pubbers, do drugs ODD is supreme". Or whatever it was he said.
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AlmostAsCoolAs said: Lol. I'm most definitely not "spreading darkness". This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.
Because I told someone to go to ODD for IV advice as to not warrant pub responses he took that as "lol im better than all pubbers, do drugs ODD is supreme". Or whatever it was he said.
Nothing you just said is true, you're making false assumptions so that you don't have to face the true nature of reality and can continue to live in your warm cozy bubble of darkness.
This is not the first time you've called me out, I don't "follow you around", I respond to your posts with purpose, and the reason we argue has more to do with one comment you made.
I'm done with my half of this conversation, because your waves of darkness prevent it from having any future worth reading.
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Sheekle said: Oh I see what you mean now.
Well every thread I've seen you post in you have something unnecessarily full of misery and darkness to say, as is being shown in this very thread. I'm not going to go digging through all of your posts to "prove it".
You're being a dysfunctional member of the higher order of reality.
Also, just because I find a lot of the things you say worth responding to doesn't mean I'm "following you". That doesn't even make sense. I'm going to read threads regardless of whether or not you post in them and when I see you saying jerk things I'm going to point it out.
Kind of like how you feel the need to point out your observation of "All of Stillnox's posts/threads". Does this mean you're following him?
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azur said: Yea, I think it's usually the younger crowd that is typically diseased. Older than 30 crowd has learned. Although I do see kinda what you're saying. If everyone fucked only their own generation, stds would vanish over time
Not one bit of this makes sense. At all.
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Thats cause he's full of shit posting people's sigs as replies to their posts, regurgitating as you said and quoting for no reason whatsoever.
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found this in a bathroom at a bar
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found this in a bathroom at a bar
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Thats cause he's full of shit posting people's sigs as replies to their posts, regurgitating as you said and quoting for no reason whatsoever.
Yes I'm "full of shit" because I post people sigs sometimes when they look cool. There is no reason I quote anybody whatsoever, I just feel like it.
You've really got it all figured out man you must be a genius
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Oeric McKenna said: I hear ya op. I hate condoms. better to abstain, not that I do. Die of aids or wrapp it?? that's tough. for real. I just chance it. I'm a whore though which I'm sure many of you don't know (or care either) Its true. What can I say dudes. I need pussy rehab. Tight pussy has got me hooked and I'm screwed for life
Shit. I wish I was making this up.
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Dude it's okay, and thanks for that. I hope you dont mind if I give you my take, but I think you like bad bitches thats your fucking problem. 
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Thats cause he's full of shit posting people's sigs as replies to their posts, regurgitating as you said and quoting for no reason whatsoever.
Yes I'm "full of shit" because I post people sigs sometimes when they look cool. There is no reason I quote anybody whatsoever, I just feel like it.
You've really got it all figured out man you must be a genius
He's right though. This isn't rocket science, it's just watching you post like you do where you don't add anything sensible.
You're Coaster without a ton of drugs and no math skills or funny stories.
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Yes you've seen every conversation I've ever been a part of on here, and are therefore qualified to say that I've never added anything sensible to any of them. You also know how good I am at math, and how many potentially funny situations I missed out on in my life because I'll never live up to Coaster's standards.
You just bumped an 11 hour old thread with great purpose, and I'd like to personally commemorate you for gracing us with such astoundingly acute observations. You're more than an asset to the community and it would be an insult for anybody to look at you as anything less than a god.
Congratulations, you've won the game of Shroomery poster professionalism. I'm actually going to remove "Professional Poster" from my title now and give you the honor of wearing it. No need to thank me, you truly deserve it.
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18896707 - 09/26/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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unknown1123
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18896720 - 09/26/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why don't you just opt back into ratings sheekle? Huh? why don't ya? Scared?
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It's because he got banned from ratings
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18896733 - 09/26/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry I can't sit here all day to keep this shitshow going. It was still on the first page for me.
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Sheekle said: You're more than an asset to the community and it would be an insult for anybody to look at you as anything less than a god .
Gracias.
Keep the title, everyone already knows I am. I don't need the recognition.
Which reminds me I shouldn't even be arguing with an opt-out.
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Why don't you two just fuck each other bareback and shut up.
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
#18896810 - 09/27/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because this is a discussion board. I ain't Gaye, I just like to boogie to some Marvin and I like talking.
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Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
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This whole thread is  Isn't it guys like you helping along the antibiotic resistant strains of gonhorhea etc. I personally have no problem with condoms. They're annoying but it's not like the sex is shit. Also if you get butt hurt because a women wants you to not risk her pregnancy or disease and then you try to break it on purpose....you're a real douche
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MushyMatt said: Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
Dude, it's one thing when all you're risking is an agonizing, undignified death from a polymorphic retrovirus over the next couple decades
BUT GOD DAMNED, you're risking HAVING A KID!!!
They make anal for a reason (plus that'll help nudge her towards getting back on the pill--it's a win-win).
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MushyMatt said: Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
Dude, it's one thing when all you're risking is an agonizing, undignified death from a polymorphic retrovirus over the next couple decades
BUT GOD DAMNED, you're risking HAVING A KID!!!
They make anal for a reason (plus that'll help nudge her towards getting back on the pill--it's a win-win).
I know, we both talked about it though and if it did happen, it would be aborted.
I think I convinced her though to get on the pill. 
Anal is coming, been slowly working my way there, been using the fingers, and she likes. :yes:
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MushyMatt said:
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st1llnox said:
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MushyMatt said: Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
Dude, it's one thing when all you're risking is an agonizing, undignified death from a polymorphic retrovirus over the next couple decades
BUT GOD DAMNED, you're risking HAVING A KID!!!
They make anal for a reason (plus that'll help nudge her towards getting back on the pill--it's a win-win).
I know, we both talked about it though and if it did happen, it would be aborted.
I think I convinced her though to get on the pill. 
Anal is coming, been slowly working my way there, been using the fingers, and she likes. :yes:

Abortion: the only failsafe 'birth control' lol. (and the most literal birth control hahaha )
Score! My best friend introduced his then-GF to anal on accident... I guess he was going a little too far out while humping and accidentally pulled completely (but barely) out and then accidentally DSHSH 
dood! On the BC and inducting her to Rear Entry Club lol
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azur
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Your best friend must have a small cock because when I did the same thing as him, the girl shot across the room ten feet, curled up in a ball, and started crying.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Condoms [Re: azur]
#18898918 - 09/27/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bill Gates is giving 100,000 to somebody who can design a better condom. Ive thought long and hard about this and I believe the only hope in that is micro-condoms...find a way to block the pee-hole from coming or having a tiny tiny tape-like thing over it and when u bust bang it expands. Something like those hoses that expand that you see on those infomercials
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st1llnox
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azur said: Your best friend must have a small cock because when I did the same thing as him, the girl shot across the room ten feet, curled up in a ball, and started crying.
I'd have no way of knowing.
He's apparently long been suffering from painful erections though and doctors being the typical pharmacotards they are have him on a prostate medicine. On one hand, he says it's helping, on the other hand, placebo.
I'm pretty sure I know what it is but I don't want to say and certainly don't know how to tell him.
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Jesus_Animal_The said: Bill Gates is giving 100,000 to somebody who can design a better condom. Ive thought long and hard about this and I believe the only hope in that is micro-condoms...find a way to block the pee-hole from coming or having a tiny tiny tape-like thing over it and when u bust bang it expands. Something like those hoses that expand that you see on those infomercials
I don't think this is the case. How about a condom who's inside is designed largely a) to slide against your skin b) simulate skin's feel on the cock's skin, akin to a fleshlight
while still holding tight down toward the bottom of the shaft so it stays on. People with smaller dicks that used a non-scaled version would have trouble with it slipping off though.
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azur
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I'm actually in the works of a new type of condom. That's all I can say though.
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