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nicechrisman
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18896707 - 09/26/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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unknown1123
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18896720 - 09/26/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why don't you just opt back into ratings sheekle? Huh? why don't ya? Scared?
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nicechrisman
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It's because he got banned from ratings
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AlmostAsCoolAs


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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
#18896733 - 09/26/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry I can't sit here all day to keep this shitshow going. It was still on the first page for me.
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Sheekle said: You're more than an asset to the community and it would be an insult for anybody to look at you as anything less than a god .
Gracias.
Keep the title, everyone already knows I am. I don't need the recognition.
Which reminds me I shouldn't even be arguing with an opt-out.
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koods
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Why don't you two just fuck each other bareback and shut up.
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AlmostAsCoolAs


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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
#18896810 - 09/27/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because this is a discussion board. I ain't Gaye, I just like to boogie to some Marvin and I like talking.
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MushyMatt
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Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
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Fire is Born
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This whole thread is  Isn't it guys like you helping along the antibiotic resistant strains of gonhorhea etc. I personally have no problem with condoms. They're annoying but it's not like the sex is shit. Also if you get butt hurt because a women wants you to not risk her pregnancy or disease and then you try to break it on purpose....you're a real douche
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st1llnox
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MushyMatt said: Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
Dude, it's one thing when all you're risking is an agonizing, undignified death from a polymorphic retrovirus over the next couple decades
BUT GOD DAMNED, you're risking HAVING A KID!!!
They make anal for a reason (plus that'll help nudge her towards getting back on the pill--it's a win-win).
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MushyMatt
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st1llnox said:
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MushyMatt said: Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
Dude, it's one thing when all you're risking is an agonizing, undignified death from a polymorphic retrovirus over the next couple decades
BUT GOD DAMNED, you're risking HAVING A KID!!!
They make anal for a reason (plus that'll help nudge her towards getting back on the pill--it's a win-win).
I know, we both talked about it though and if it did happen, it would be aborted.
I think I convinced her though to get on the pill. 
Anal is coming, been slowly working my way there, been using the fingers, and she likes. :yes:
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st1llnox
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MushyMatt said:
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st1llnox said:
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MushyMatt said: Bought a box of condoms the other day since my girl isn't on BC. Never had to use condoms before until now. My fucking god do they suck, said fuck that and just risking it with the pullout method. #yolo
Dude, it's one thing when all you're risking is an agonizing, undignified death from a polymorphic retrovirus over the next couple decades
BUT GOD DAMNED, you're risking HAVING A KID!!!
They make anal for a reason (plus that'll help nudge her towards getting back on the pill--it's a win-win).
I know, we both talked about it though and if it did happen, it would be aborted.
I think I convinced her though to get on the pill. 
Anal is coming, been slowly working my way there, been using the fingers, and she likes. :yes:

Abortion: the only failsafe 'birth control' lol. (and the most literal birth control hahaha )
Score! My best friend introduced his then-GF to anal on accident... I guess he was going a little too far out while humping and accidentally pulled completely (but barely) out and then accidentally DSHSH 
dood! On the BC and inducting her to Rear Entry Club lol
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azur
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Your best friend must have a small cock because when I did the same thing as him, the girl shot across the room ten feet, curled up in a ball, and started crying.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Condoms [Re: azur]
#18898918 - 09/27/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bill Gates is giving 100,000 to somebody who can design a better condom. Ive thought long and hard about this and I believe the only hope in that is micro-condoms...find a way to block the pee-hole from coming or having a tiny tiny tape-like thing over it and when u bust bang it expands. Something like those hoses that expand that you see on those infomercials
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st1llnox
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azur said: Your best friend must have a small cock because when I did the same thing as him, the girl shot across the room ten feet, curled up in a ball, and started crying.
I'd have no way of knowing.
He's apparently long been suffering from painful erections though and doctors being the typical pharmacotards they are have him on a prostate medicine. On one hand, he says it's helping, on the other hand, placebo.
I'm pretty sure I know what it is but I don't want to say and certainly don't know how to tell him.
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Jesus_Animal_The said: Bill Gates is giving 100,000 to somebody who can design a better condom. Ive thought long and hard about this and I believe the only hope in that is micro-condoms...find a way to block the pee-hole from coming or having a tiny tiny tape-like thing over it and when u bust bang it expands. Something like those hoses that expand that you see on those infomercials
I don't think this is the case. How about a condom who's inside is designed largely a) to slide against your skin b) simulate skin's feel on the cock's skin, akin to a fleshlight
while still holding tight down toward the bottom of the shaft so it stays on. People with smaller dicks that used a non-scaled version would have trouble with it slipping off though.
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st1llnox
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IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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azur
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I'm actually in the works of a new type of condom. That's all I can say though.
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