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Gorlax



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Express Mail
#18886396 - 09/24/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Paid 20$ for this shit. Does it usually really come overnight? It says guaranteed delivery before 12pm... Sounds kind of unbelievable...
Midwest --> to SouthWest (Priority Mail Express USPS)
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Magicman69
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18886438 - 09/24/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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$20 bucks is cheap for overnight shipping.
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Priority and express are different shipping methods employed by USPS. Express generally being garuenteed overnight delivery whereas priority dictates taking 2-3 days to arrive. Trust goes with the priority from experience..
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luvdemboomers
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I've had express take 4 days. It was from which hawaii though, but that should have only added a day making it 2 days. I was pissed.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18886479 - 09/24/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What are you so desperate for?
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Gorlax



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Re: Express Mail [Re: s240779]
#18886519 - 09/24/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It is express shipping. It's called priority express mail shipping. It cost $20.00 priority costs like $5.50
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18888345 - 09/25/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Express mail is never "guaranteed" It should be overnight delivery but alot of times it takes 2 days.
UPS guarantees their overnight delivery by either 8am, 10:30am, 12pm, and end of day. But of course UPS charges more because they are more reliable and they will refund the shipping cost of the package is late even by 1 minute!
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did you get yer shit OP??
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I'm going to check at 5pm that way I am not going to the fucking mailbox all day today constantly being let down.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18888818 - 09/25/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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im always so jealous of those dudes who have a punctual-ass mailman who comes in the morning!my mailman,i swear,my house is his last stop,like 5pm and shit!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18888821 - 09/25/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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we deserve to know what is expected!
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learning sponge said: im always so jealous of those dudes who have a punctual-ass mailman who comes in the morning!my mailman,i swear,my house is his last stop,like 5pm and shit!
at least he doesnt lose your packs. i think my mail guy is in the know and knows i get "special" packs.
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UPS is shit, i ordered a package last monday and I still havnt received it 
USPS is always on time for me.
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They both are fucked up for me! UPS doesn't deliver to my place till like 8pm! Which is insane! and USPS is Russian roulette so I just always check at 5pm!!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18888993 - 09/25/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ordered from there last week for some stickers for my binder. I ordered a pack of stickers with yellow horses, it was suggested to me by a friend who said it fit me. I must admit that I was ready to accept any offer of stickers, and thus I accepted w/o hesitation. Later he said that the company that sells them decided that you can't order them on that day, I had to wait til the next day to order them. It wasn't that bad because I wasn't planning on doing anything for awhile, I was just carrying around a bit of indecision that was definitely halting me from announcing my discomfort in the decision to postpone my delivery. Anyways by the time I ordered it they told me I would receive my gift the day after, and yes, they are fairly reliable. The other company I did business with wasn't as reliable as they were. I used to order things from a different company and they would never send me anything, even after I made an order they would refuse to send it. I have no idea why they haven't been banned by the government or something, but. So yeah I'm here to tell you that you shan't run into too much trouble buying from them, it will definitely arrive on time.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: drkkenny]
#18889198 - 09/25/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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^ lol I didn't order from USPS man.. They are shipping what I ordered from another entity.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890453 - 09/25/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DUDE WTF!! This is bullshit my tracking now says
Insufficient Address? Click on the Question mark and it says The package has been returned to the sender!!

I have given my exact address!!!
The only thing I can think of that wasn't in the address was my name...here is an example.
Joe Dirt 4503 E. Pebble St APT#124 Albany, NY 30303
Would they send it back if the shipper didn't put my name on the top!! I have never done this any of my addresses but I'm thinking Express Mail you may have too!!!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890459 - 09/25/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tell me what you ordered and I will tell you what I know
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890502 - 09/25/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890515 - 09/25/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drugs, apparently
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fee
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I thought he ordered cats
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Re: Express Mail [Re: fee]
#18890563 - 09/25/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ordered a turtle! I hope he is still ALIVE!!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890743 - 09/25/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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if its drugs there are a few steps you can take. if its not, call the damn sender. now tell us what you were expecting!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890815 - 09/25/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've never sent anything overnight and had it take more than 1 day. It happens, but its very rare. Also I worked in a warehouse doing pick pack and shipped a lot of shit overnight. In the future though, I would suggest getting your meth shipped priority to avoid addiction. If you use twice in a row you will become an addict. I know its you Gumby.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: fapjack]
#18890844 - 09/25/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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what this guy said.
hey, whatever happen with those junkies that were following you around?
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Yeah the post office says it could have been scanned backwards or they couldn't read the address and had to send it back to the sender.
The sender has been helpful and says if my turtle is lost he will send another while the other one returns back to him!!
I'm being compensated for shipping but my poor turtle!!!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax] 4
#18890857 - 09/25/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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honestly, i would alert the authorities, that you have lost some drugs in the mail and you fear that they could land into a child's hands and you would more than appreciate the pack being returned to you. you know, for the children.
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Gorlax



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lol people express mail many things besides drugs my friend...
If I want my turtle here overnight..it should be here overnight
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890876 - 09/25/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah, okay.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890886 - 09/25/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If its drugs and it was sent overnight, I would not sign for it if it gets there a day later. Unless its small amount, or if they fucked the zip code up and routed it to another place (has happened many times IME with priority). I think you might just have to let your turtle die.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: fapjack]
#18890978 - 09/25/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude ITS NOTHING ILLEGAL! Plain and Simple!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890988 - 09/25/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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MXE is it?
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Re: Express Mail [Re: pslyke]
#18891482 - 09/25/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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most of the times i have overnighted something, it hasn't arrived on time. I got my money back from the post office but still irritating.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18891824 - 09/25/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18891971 - 09/25/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Who the fuck gets fun fruits overnighted to them? Where they at least Lipton brand?
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18892921 - 09/26/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: dude ITS NOTHING ILLEGAL! Plain and Simple!

So what kind of drugs are they really? It has to be something illegal or you wouldnt have been so hesitant to say what it was being shipped
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endangered sea turtle.

my nigga
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18898784 - 09/27/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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package came lol
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax] 2
#18898876 - 09/27/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no one cares cause you failed to tell us what it was.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18899706 - 09/27/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Express mail is great as long as you aren't in a hurry.
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-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Fuck
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18900068 - 09/27/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't freak out, express mail is usually good, but USPS has a way of occasionally getting mixed up and looping your package for a week or two in and out of the same PO. happened to me twice, had to finally contact the shipper and tell them because the fucking packages kept 'departing location' on day then 'arriving' back at the same location next day.
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starfire_xes said: Don't freak out, express mail is usually good, but USPS has a way of occasionally getting mixed up and looping your package for a week or two in and out of the same PO. happened to me twice, had to finally contact the shipper and tell them because the fucking packages kept 'departing location' on day then 'arriving' back at the same location next day.
That's how you can tell when it's Obama doing it.
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IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Re: Express Mail [Re: st1llnox]
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starfire_xes said: Don't freak out, express mail is usually good, but USPS has a way of occasionally getting mixed up and looping your package for a week or two in and out of the same PO. happened to me twice, had to finally contact the shipper and tell them because the fucking packages kept 'departing location' on day then 'arriving' back at the same location next day.
That's how you can tell when it's Obama doing it. 

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By the way you are supposed to Sheekle it (which he stole from me) and use
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st1llnox said:
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starfire_xes said: Don't freak out, express mail is usually good, but USPS has a way of occasionally getting mixed up and looping your package for a week or two in and out of the same PO. happened to me twice, had to finally contact the shipper and tell them because the fucking packages kept 'departing location' on day then 'arriving' back at the same location next day.
That's how you can tell when it's Obama doing it. 

I love you man.

And okay. But Imma only do half! 
Actually I guess I'm doin' the whole Sheekle.
He's a unit of measurement now too. A sheekle is 10 successive ratings. I think I have like 8 or 9 Sheek's worth right now.
It was also a unit in antiquity. That's less shroomy tho.
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