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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18885696 - 09/24/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

killer cats wearing bread on leashes and


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18885726 - 09/24/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

3 legions of Ativan-zonked Guantanamo Bay detainees, including none other than the Shroomery's very own


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18885879 - 09/24/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

SYNTHE-OPULOUS! A program pre-programmed on every computer sold that quarter. that month. that week. The computer was heavy because that's just how they made them five years ago.


Let's talk about the people we remember talking to when we were sick.


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Synthe]
    #18885943 - 09/24/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
SYNTHE-OPULOUS! A program pre-programmed on every computer sold that quarter. that month. that week. The computer was heavy because that's just how they made them five years ago.


Let's talk about the people we remember talking to when we were sick. and mmkay





This computer was an especially formidable opponent, as the Ativan (they actually) doped up the detainees with had no effect on this computer except to reduce its RAM by a measly 256mb.

Meanwhile in Narnia, our friends stumbled upon SARAtonin herself, her history notes for the next 3 months scattered in the snow. "What happened?" asked Fee.

"They," SARA muttered. "They


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18885956 - 09/24/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This computer was an especially formidable opponent, as the Ativan (they actually) doped up the detainees with had no effect on this computer except to reduce its RAM by a measly 256mb.

Meanwhile in Narnia, our friends stumbled upon SARAtonin herself, her history notes for the next 3 months scattered in the snow. "What happened?" asked Fee.

"They," SARA muttered. "They put my nudes on reddit. Front page. I mean, I wanted to show off to a lot of people, but now I feel like its too many people. I got a lot of upvotes though!"

Fee stood up.

"Hey, look on the bright side! You've got all eyes on you for about a day, maybe you could make a youtube video or something and focus the attention towards some good cause!"

With a spark in her eye, SARA replied, "


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Synthe]
    #18885970 - 09/24/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I am going back in time to change the Declaration of Independence",

Meanwhile, in Siberia,


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #18886059 - 09/24/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

bassfreak has won a noble peace prize for


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:fishy:  :turtle:  :squid:  :duckie:  :zilla:  :prawn:  :hypnotoad:  :tux:

We live underwater, we love one another.


Edited by Anonamoose (09/24/13 06:03 PM)


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18886260 - 09/24/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

discovering something that would end up going largely unnoticed by the general public, but that would turn out to be our heroes only hope of saving Sheekle, fighting off the Girl Scouts and the Gitmo Detainees (particularly the supercomputer). You see, the nobel prize was for inventing the worlds only


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18886280 - 09/24/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

nuclear hot rod thermostat device. it was one of


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18886296 - 09/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

sheekle's last hopes if he was ever going to get back to


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18886304 - 09/24/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the cookie monster wizard's sisters house where he was staying, which


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InvisibleAnonamoose
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18886352 - 09/24/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he had previously laid out a mushroom trail too so he could find the fabled house once more. Suddenly,


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18886376 - 09/24/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

out of nowhere this, 8===========


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18886399 - 09/24/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

====):aweoverdose:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18886505 - 09/24/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

slammed in and out and in his mouth like a psilocybin mushroom that can't make up its mind. He thought all hope was lost, when suddenly he heard a familiar voice.

"Sheek!!!"

He turned to look, the phallus still plunging in and out of his delicate, 20 year old mouth. It was Vinsue.


"I tried rating you 5/5, I swear... the mods wouldn't let me though!" Vinsue said, ending with a :peace: sign and an ellipse.


"Gawrggabraabaar" sheekle muttered through the vicious, forced fellatio.


Vinsue rated his assailant 0/5 and Tymo soon after gave him the :banhamster:.

Suddenly, sheekle was free of his enslavement to the forces of evil. So much so that he un-sucked the dick. He'd never sucked it.

Shaking his head, sheekle muttered "Jesus, if you hadn't come along


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18887023 - 09/24/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i would have never made it out alive", "your welcome" says jesus, then he hops on his dragon and flys away.  :paradis:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: zZZz]
    #18888220 - 09/25/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"Well, you're safe now sheekster," said Vinsue. "It's time for us all to come out of the closet and out of Narnia."

Readying themselves for the trek home, our heroes


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18888314 - 09/25/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Stopped at a convenience store to pick up some magnum size condoms, a 6 pack of yoohoo's and some grape jelly, they


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18888333 - 09/25/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

even took turns upper-decking the unsuspecting, mythological 7-11's poor restrooms. By the time Sheekle went in to actually pee, every flush brought only a toilet bowl full of shroomerite-shit water. Especially disturbing were the robitussin caps from St1ll's contirbution. It reminded Sheekle of


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18888376 - 09/25/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

His x-lover, Alfonzo. As they quietly exited the restroom and proceeded to the check out counter, the handsome young cashier gave them a crooked look.
"What do you guys got planned tonight?" He asked in a curious voice.

Sheekle boldly replied: "epic journey, ass sex, and yoohoo's, duh. Wana come along?"

The cashier gasped, then


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