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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884871 - 09/24/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And to be DSHSB'd later


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Magicman69]
    #18884873 - 09/24/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

. He revealed that he had come to induct Fee into the elite dildo dynasty, whose sworn purpose is to


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884875 - 09/24/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

suck asshole and vomit cum upchuck all over the toilet seat.

(i worked it in. so who sucks asshole again?)


Edited by akira_akuma (09/24/13 01:15 PM)


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18884878 - 09/24/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Confused by the narrators' interjections, Anon#3 turned around, dildo in hand, and


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Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18884880 - 09/24/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Then there was an uproar throughout the shroomery because


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Magicman69]
    #18884882 - 09/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he stuffed the dildo into the tyrants left ear causing him to die.


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Magicman69]
    #18884883 - 09/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And it came out thru his nose


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18884888 - 09/24/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

in a phallic explosion of brains and cum. The survivors looked at eachother, shocked. "We need to


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884892 - 09/24/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Bounce


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Magicman69]
    #18884895 - 09/24/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Harder, Which caused your mothers sisters bff to become pregnant,  don't forget to bring


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Magicman69] * 2
    #18884899 - 09/24/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A towel cuz the goin gets tough when


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Tmethyl]
    #18884900 - 09/24/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Jankem and Sex are mixed. Unsurprisingly,


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884906 - 09/24/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sheekle appeared out of nowhere, just to


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884912 - 09/24/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

tell everyone to stop making this story about him, then


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18884920 - 09/24/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he finally revealed the startling truth. Below our names... that's not ratings. It's RAPINGS. That's why


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884922 - 09/24/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He was forced to opt out


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: rulesq]
    #18884931 - 09/24/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

and he had nothing but acid and all the other functionality of the shroomery to


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #18884936 - 09/24/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Own every noob in site. But then he saw Wiccan_Seeker and suddenly


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Magicman69]
    #18884941 - 09/24/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

bowed in respect.


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale (you'll get the idea...) [Re: Legend]
    #18884945 - 09/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Even vinsue took of his hat, saying only, "


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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