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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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A wild Shroomopotamus appears!
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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BeepBeepGuy
Head Spanker


Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 140
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Carrying the golden acid blotter, on a mission to deliver it to
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19653413 - 03/05/14 06:11 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Vladimir Putin, in hopes that he might
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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invade an obscure neighboring nation without widespread media coverage, committing chemical-weapon crimes against humanity and sending the Dow Jones down 0.9% according to USA today. Our heroes peered at one another knowingly. If the US stock market hiccupped, then Russia's stock market got the boubonic plague... not to mention that Sheekles skinny man part was about to explode AND our favorite trippy sprinkle forgot to tell his doctor he takes nitrates for chest pain . Shroomapotamus broke the silence:
"I think Vinsue must have "
Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: A wild Shroomopotamus appears!
Never one to break 4th wall on a nifty little story thread, but this is a FLAWLESS FUCKING VICTORY
-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox] 6
#19661518 - 03/06/14 11:46 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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The end.
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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BeepBeepGuy
Head Spanker


Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 140
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Said the wild shroomapotomus, finally locating the end of sheekle's
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


Registered: 01/08/13
Posts: 5,436
Loc: US
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19665274 - 03/07/14 09:48 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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urinator
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



Registered: 05/29/13
Posts: 6,876
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19665303 - 03/07/14 09:55 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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which was an inch bigger than his real penis, which measures
Edited by Magicman69 (03/07/14 09:56 PM)
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


Registered: 01/08/13
Posts: 5,436
Loc: US
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Magicman69]
#19665476 - 03/07/14 10:40 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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4 inches because his body has reverted to what it was when he was 5
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19666121 - 03/08/14 02:10 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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"One of my lawyers said that LSD has that side effect, Sheekdawg" said St1ll.
"It *was* medical aid, right?", said
-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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BeepBeepGuy
Head Spanker


Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 140
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19666338 - 03/08/14 04:39 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Muppet, that guy who fucked a dead body a few years back
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19667529 - 03/08/14 12:42 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Suddenly, stomach full of human lung tissue, rapper big lurch popped out for a public service announcement about Sherm:
-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
#19667666 - 03/08/14 01:23 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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But just as he was about to speak, a sniper shot him in the head and he dropped like a stack of bricks.
Meanwhile in
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BeepBeepGuy
Head Spanker


Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 140
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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The Legion of Shroom!
See what I did there?
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19673845 - 03/09/14 10:22 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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BeepBeepGuy was shopping for cars online, when suddenly
-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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BeepBeepGuy
Head Spanker


Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 140
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
#19676656 - 03/10/14 03:35 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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When he got a boner after seeing Sheekle
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iarphairc
Stranger Danger



Registered: 06/26/09
Posts: 400
Last seen: 9 years, 8 months
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19676854 - 03/10/14 04:22 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Surprised, he took it out and
-------------------- The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant- Maximilien Robespierre
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BeepBeepGuy
Head Spanker


Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 140
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: iarphairc]
#19677887 - 03/10/14 07:51 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Snorted coke through his urethra, a technique he learned from Tibetan monks when traveling with
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FrozenHappiness
Professional Cereal Box

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 5,330
Loc: Nagoon Lagoon
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
#19677940 - 03/10/14 07:58 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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High on toilet in a rickety carriage pulled by one thousand rabid squirrels
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