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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #19648777 - 03/04/14 05:22 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

A wild Shroomopotamus appears!


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19649424 - 03/04/14 10:27 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Carrying the golden acid blotter, on a mission to deliver it to


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19653413 - 03/05/14 06:11 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Vladimir Putin, in hopes that he might


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19653735 - 03/05/14 08:51 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

invade an obscure neighboring nation without widespread media coverage, committing chemical-weapon crimes against humanity and sending the Dow Jones down 0.9% according to USA today. Our heroes peered at one another knowingly. If the US stock market hiccupped, then Russia's stock market got the boubonic plague... not to mention that Sheekles skinny man part was about to explode AND our favorite trippy sprinkle forgot to tell his doctor he takes nitrates for chest pain :eek:. Shroomapotamus broke the silence:

"I think Vinsue must have "

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Shroomopotamus said:
A wild Shroomopotamus appears!




Never one to break 4th wall on a nifty little story thread, but this is a FLAWLESS FUCKING VICTORY


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox] * 6
    #19661518 - 03/06/14 11:46 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

The end.


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19665197 - 03/07/14 09:30 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Said the wild shroomapotomus, finally locating the end of sheekle's


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19665274 - 03/07/14 09:48 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

urinator


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19665303 - 03/07/14 09:55 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

which was an inch bigger than his real penis, which measures


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Magicman69]
    #19665476 - 03/07/14 10:40 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

4 inches because his body has reverted to what it was when he was 5


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19666121 - 03/08/14 02:10 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

"One of my lawyers said that LSD has that side effect, Sheekdawg" said St1ll.

"It *was* medical aid, right?", said


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19666338 - 03/08/14 04:39 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Muppet, that guy who fucked a dead body a few years back


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19667529 - 03/08/14 12:42 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Suddenly, stomach full of human lung tissue, rapper big lurch popped out for a public service announcement about Sherm:


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Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19667666 - 03/08/14 01:23 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

But just as he was about to speak, a sniper shot him in the head and he dropped like a stack of bricks.

Meanwhile in


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19673553 - 03/09/14 09:17 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

The Legion of Shroom!







See what I did there?


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19673845 - 03/09/14 10:22 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

BeepBeepGuy was shopping for cars online, when suddenly


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19676656 - 03/10/14 03:35 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

When he got a boner after seeing Sheekle


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19676854 - 03/10/14 04:22 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Surprised, he took it out and


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: iarphairc]
    #19677887 - 03/10/14 07:51 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Snorted coke through his urethra, a technique he learned from Tibetan monks when traveling with


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19677940 - 03/10/14 07:58 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

High on toilet in a rickety carriage pulled by one thousand rabid squirrels


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