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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Sagescruffy]
    #19568737 - 02/15/14 02:11 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Percy the Tank Engine was all like, "Word, man... That's


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19569232 - 02/15/14 07:32 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

-then "Allahu akbar!" BOOM! he explodes into flames :onfire:

Terrorists start running all around blowing everything up, Sheekle starts crying, people are screaming, when suddenly...


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19586343 - 02/18/14 05:39 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Powdered Toast Man bursts in, whipping out his buttery cock shoving it into...


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19586361 - 02/18/14 05:44 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

a hot dog bun. his butt cheeks deliver a message of hope to the Shroomery,...


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19586367 - 02/18/14 05:46 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

the end


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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

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“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19586378 - 02/18/14 05:47 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

And then everyone died of AIDS.

THE END.

*edit*

gah curse you!!!


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: schwarg] * 1
    #19586551 - 02/18/14 06:21 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

He foretold of a prophecy in which everyone dies of AIDS, "the end is near!" he exclaimed, right before another-

"Allahu akbar!" BOOM! SPLAT! he exploded too :onfire:

It was utter chaos, it was a warzone. Sheekle cried and cried



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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19586774 - 02/18/14 07:15 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

(well played sir)

Then the heavens turned a deep crimson red and rained down contaminated syringes upon the helpless citizens of Sheekletopia.


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: schwarg]
    #19638605 - 03/02/14 08:14 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Suddenly Sheekle jolts awake in the middle of the night, it was all just a dream. He reaches for the phone...


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19638688 - 03/02/14 09:00 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

"hello?"

"is it me you're looking for"





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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19638795 - 03/02/14 09:47 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Suddenly Sheekle jolts awake in the middle of the night, it was all just a dream. He reaches for the phone...




And calls the ghost busters.


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"As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe

"Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: mindgnome]
    #19638910 - 03/02/14 10:28 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

to deliver "the goods". Bill Murray shows up with a kilo of cocaine and just as they're about to cut it up, the DEA shows up and shoots Bill Murray in the face. Sheekle is unharmed because he is in on the operation to eliminate Mr. Murray because...


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #19639300 - 03/02/14 12:33 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

He knew this was inevitable.  As did our dear friend Mr. Murray.  thats why he'd planned ahead and got Egon and Ray to build a resurrection machine. 
So Bill Fuckin Murray comes back from the grave.  and steals sheekle's french fries.  Then just looks at him and says, "Nobody will ever believe you." :murray:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19639397 - 03/02/14 12:52 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

But They did believe Sheekle. They could see the truth in his eyes and are lost in all their glory. Moments later a giant comet came bursting through the atmosphere and suddenly everyone knew....


Edited by Magicman69 (03/02/14 12:54 PM)


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Magicman69]
    #19639536 - 03/02/14 01:19 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

The South shall rise again.  They hopped on the train headin' to the Chattanooga mountains to need the legendary moonshiner of yonder year.
Legends say he had four arms fast as the devil's and made moonshine and would blind your eyes with God himself.  Party liquor. 
When we arrived he told us. "The name’s Bob Todd Williams. Robert Toddford Williams. Bobby Todd, if you like.

Todd Willy’s fine too. Robert Todd and Bob Toddford’s all the same. If you holler “Mr Williams,” I won’t know what to do with it!

I do however, go by T-Dub at the racetrack.

And all the ladies well, they call me Bert-Bert."


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19644873 - 03/03/14 03:08 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

said High on Toilet as St1llnox returned from getting burned on an iPhone. He eyed the blood, carnage, and duplicates of Bill Murray when the dirty needles--still raining from the explosion and blotting out the sun like persion arrows or dick pics in the S&R forum--gave him an idea.

"Sheekle, HoT, follow me...", he said, looking contemplative and almost nervous. "We might need the :banhamster: for this one, but IRL."

"But Je--Nox...", Sheekle interjected, gingerly tucking tabs of high-power blotter acid under his eyelids. swallowing the better part of another 10-strip, he continued: "They don't have moderators in real-life!"

High on Toilet grinned, getting his phone out ot make a call while he gave Nox a sly look. This just might work after all, and HoT realized what St1llnox's plan was.

This idea was to


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Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19645157 - 03/03/14 03:55 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Dress as up as Russian troops and invade the Ukraine to steal their secret supply of


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19645199 - 03/03/14 04:02 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

IBOGAINE!!!

"But...!", everyone gasped in unison, knowing this would be the end of everyone's


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Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19646315 - 03/03/14 07:23 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

erection

Luckily Sheekle pulled out the emergency bottle of Viagra he keeps in his rectum that he has carried since


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: BeepBeepGuy]
    #19648772 - 03/04/14 05:18 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Christmas Eve 2005. He downs the entire bottle and takes off running into the basement when...


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