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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Synthe]
    #18951888 - 10/08/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

and with no condom on, he


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19556195 - 02/12/14 06:50 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

DSHSB then walked home instead. Later that evening someone unexpected paid him a visit, it was...


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19556209 - 02/12/14 06:57 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Intent on teaching him the ways of the force.  But first he had to embrace the dark side, so he...


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19556214 - 02/12/14 06:59 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Hopped on a plane that very night and travelled to


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19556398 - 02/12/14 08:42 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Detroit, where he met up with Dirty


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19559092 - 02/12/14 08:26 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Dancing DNKYD, who insisted "Here, ya'll betta call me by my TRUE name, Cinammon". Sliding down the pole like a fireman in a dong-thong, he glared foreshadowingly at TheGreenArrow, barely whispering under his breath, "Pick up the


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19559105 - 02/12/14 08:28 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

dildo." Then


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19559184 - 02/12/14 08:45 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

stuff it in my god-fearing cunt hole


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19559187 - 02/12/14 08:46 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

until my vagina dentada leaves Dentist-precision indentations in your throbbing


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19559198 - 02/12/14 08:49 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

circumcision scar.


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19559204 - 02/12/14 08:50 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

The scar had been meticulously redone to look like a Grateful Dead symbol, like Charle's Manson's anterior


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19559235 - 02/12/14 08:59 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

but the procedure was botched, and the entire member was gangrenous


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19559263 - 02/12/14 09:07 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

. This was no problem for sVs, though, who slithered up to the slimy, serpentine schlong and invoked Satan for a phallic litany.

Then, the spice girls broke in AGAIN and FUCKED EVERYONE until


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19559268 - 02/12/14 09:08 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

their uteruses prolapsed


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19559274 - 02/12/14 09:10 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Causing everyone to run away fearing that the police would come and


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19559277 - 02/12/14 09:11 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

, and transforming into a gruesome Optimus Prime, he looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and was like "Awwww HELLLLL NAHHHHH, what


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19559302 - 02/12/14 09:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

happend to my bran muffins!?


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19564141 - 02/13/14 11:35 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Vinsue, with a glimmer in his clear eyes, looked up and grinned...


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
    #19564168 - 02/13/14 11:44 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

with a glimmer in his eyes, having ejaculated with an unusually large volume upon the muffins,


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19564259 - 02/14/14 12:14 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

, he then decided to continue masturbating  so as to make it appear like there is frosting on the muffin. After which he then offered the muffin to Thomas the Tank engine, but Thomas the tank engine had no mouth so Optimus simply took the jizz covered muffin and rubbed it all over Thomas' face,


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