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Into The Woods
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
#18934431 - 10/05/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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said one of the aliens to another, that was holding a guinea pig just as zZZz woke up
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starfire_xes
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And then lack lady barged in and spotted a 20 inch cock on the alien....it wasnt one of the bigger ones she'd seen but....
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: starfire_xes]
#18935486 - 10/05/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It was in her top 10. She quickly pounced onto the weenus, but all of a sudden..
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Edited by Tmethyl (10/05/13 10:11 AM)
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Synthe
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Tmethyl]
#18936128 - 10/05/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It went flaccid and she was bitch-slapped with 9 inches of limp dick. She started crying, and then it happened. The extraterrestrial felt a pang of guilt. Realizing he could now experience human emotion, he started to slowly back up, all whilst shaking in an increasingly panicky state. "How, how could this be? We fixed emotion with hundreds of thousands of years of evolution!" he spoke in fear. She rose up, and dusted off her blouse. "Perhaps," she said, "you're more human than you think." She stepped forward, her confidence swelling with each stride towards the alien. In a last act of desperation, he firmly gripped his own ear, and removed the rectangular chunk that formed his brain. As it slid out, he collapsed to the floor, lifeless.
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Synthe] 2
#18936134 - 10/05/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The End
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: rulesq]
#18936138 - 10/05/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rulesq said: The End
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: rulesq]
#18936177 - 10/05/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rulesq said: The End
And then, the beginning. Awaking from the dream with eyes still closed , I gazed thoughtfully at the back of my eyelids.
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: hTx]
#18936414 - 10/05/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The lonely synthesist stared at his screen. He let out a sigh of disappointment as he realized that yet again, the story had been invaded with the literary first-person use. He was fed up - on a scale of "1-irritated" to "10-pissed the fuck off", he was hovering at about 13. Feeling fury boil over him, he looked down at his toned arm. He'd been getting stronger for weeks but never had a chance to demonstrate his strength, even to himself. Impulsively, he punched a hole straight through his computer monitor. Clothed in nothing but whitey-tighties and OG Locs, he stepped out of the apartment in which he lived in squalor. He expected the fresh air to relax him, but instead, his rage bubbled up from within. He had to release it- he just had to! He scooped up a brick and strode towards a car idling in the middle of the street...
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Synthe
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Synthe]
#18939539 - 10/06/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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He scooped up a brick and strode towards a car idling in the middle of the street...
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Synthe
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Synthe]
#18941102 - 10/06/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Synthe]
#18941611 - 10/06/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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But tripped on a pothole and fell on his car keys which stabbed through his kidney and he died, the end.
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: ganjfather]
#18941617 - 10/06/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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where is st1llnox? anyone else thing its suspicious that he stopped posting after the silk road raid.
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Legend]
#18941623 - 10/06/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe he is in a dxm-induced coma...
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: ganjfather]
#18941704 - 10/06/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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maybe he is busy with work or his internet is down who knows I am wondering myself
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knock on wood guys
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: NWlight]
#18941759 - 10/06/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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But then st1llnox was seen with the Cat in the Hat. The Cat looked at the Shroominites and said,"Why do you think all the worste.? I don't mean your bubble to burst. But st1llnox has been here with me..."
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Willy Wonka]
#18948094 - 10/08/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Willy Wonka said: But then st1llnox was seen with the Cat in the Hat. The Cat looked at the Shroominites and said,"Why do you think all the worste.? I don't mean your bubble to burst. But st1llnox has been here with me..."
... making kinky, bareback love this whole time. while leon trout and the chilluminatii were set on destroying stl1lnoxs' livelihood, st1llnox worked diligently with his new research mentor: the same one who saved his life as he knew it by reversing a schizophria diagnosis but who fucked him up by following up with a bipolar misdiagnosis.
"It's okay, I'm not mad about it... just a little sad," said st1ll. "Then again, I'M AGITATED AND PISSED" he said--a direct product of the DPH he ingested, which has always had an inverse effect on him.
Returning to an intermediary hypomania(TM), he reflected on how glad he was that despite the urging of his friends, he DID NOT sell his Adderall on SR prior to the bust.
Instead, he...
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: rulesq]
#18948790 - 10/08/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rulesq said: The End
that was actually quite appropriate.
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Into The Woods
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
#18948843 - 10/08/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe we turn this into a cumulative shroomery short stories thread.
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Synthe
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
#18949745 - 10/08/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
st1llnox said:
Quote:
Willy Wonka said: But then st1llnox was seen with the Cat in the Hat. The Cat looked at the Shroominites and said,"Why do you think all the worste.? I don't mean your bubble to burst. But st1llnox has been here with me..."
... making kinky, bareback love this whole time. while leon trout and the chilluminatii were set on destroying stl1lnoxs' livelihood, st1llnox worked diligently with his new research mentor: the same one who saved his life as he knew it by reversing a schizophria diagnosis but who fucked him up by following up with a bipolar misdiagnosis.
"It's okay, I'm not mad about it... just a little sad," said st1ll. "Then again, I'M AGITATED AND PISSED" he said--a direct product of the DPH he ingested, which has always had an inverse effect on him.
Returning to an intermediary hypomania(TM), he reflected on how glad he was that despite the urging of his friends, he DID NOT sell his Adderall on SR prior to the bust.
Instead, he...
Drove out to the bar to knock back some drinks with his Shroomery pals and celebrate his freedom. On the way, he had to stop to take a leak. As he walked back towards his car, he saw an angry, muscular young man wearing whitey-tighties and locs stumble towards the car. St1ll, surprised by the odd man, spoke out. "Who are y-" but was cut off when Locboy tripped over his overgrown toenails and stabbed himself in the kidney with his car keys despite not actually having any car keys on him since he was practically naked. Locboy rose to his knees, shouted "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and then collapsed back onto the ground, seemingly lifeless. St1ll stood over Locboys dying body when he remembered - he had one last tab of bomb WoW acid. He was saving it for a rainy day, and intended to give it away to one of his acid-virgin Shroomerite friends at the bar, but he knew he had to act. Despite the thought of an LSD revival clashing with common judgement, St1ll was teetering on a DXM comedown, and something inside his mind snapped. Millions of years of neurological evolution blended with the effects of a tainted 10-fold dose of Robitussin caused him to recall high school health class. The effects of LSD could potentially help stall kidney failure long enough to save his life, or at least he thought so. St1ll drew the WoW blotter from his pocket and kneeled over Locboy's body...
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