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the older i get the more i want to
    #18884029 - 09/24/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

bang other chicks!

seriously though. ive been with my chick for years now and shes always been more than enough. thing is, i catch myself eye banging more and more chicks. some arnt even worth the eye bang. it seems like the older i get the hornier i get.

i thought it was suppose to decrease... fuck it. oh, my chicks kinda boring now, too. she can get my dick hard, but she doesnt stroke my mind dick for shit. she has the coloring book, but no crayons.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding]
    #18884046 - 09/24/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's not you, it's me.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #18884053 - 09/24/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
oh, my chicks kinda boring now, too. she can get my dick hard, but she doesnt stroke my mind dick for shit. she has the coloring book, but no crayons.




How about getting a girl your age?  :cookiemonster:


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding]
    #18884056 - 09/24/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe the things you're missing out of her are things you yourself have lacked to cause. I'm not pointing fingers because it doesn't work that way. What a lot of people tend to forget is in a relationship because you love eachother the things we do effects the things they do and vice versa. There are a lot of things people do as well that some times we don't realize. I suggest simply talking to her about these things and see how you both feel about all of it. If you love her it's worth it, and it's the best thing you can do without regrets.

But then again if youve been with her that long and are going to talk about her like that then maybe what you lacked to cause will be her benefit in the future.


Edited by larry.fisherman (09/24/13 09:38 AM)


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Asante]
    #18884059 - 09/24/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

shit happens after years a was with my last girl 5  years shit i coudnt cum anymore lol crazy timess


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Asante]
    #18884078 - 09/24/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:

Not Responding said:
oh, my chicks kinda boring now, too. she can get my dick hard, but she doesnt stroke my mind dick for shit. she has the coloring book, but no crayons.




How about getting a girl your age?  :cookiemonster:




:rofl:

thats actually really funny! nice one...

she is my age. we are both hittin 30. im pretty sure we hit the dull spot in our sex life which cause me to eye bang other chicks and the simple solution would be to spice shit up. thing is, im too lazy.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding]
    #18884101 - 09/24/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You're saying she's boring and that you're lazy. This is quite a quandry, chum.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #18884151 - 09/24/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

pretty much.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding]
    #18884186 - 09/24/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why are you too lazy to spice up your sex life? Maybe you should get her to dress up in something slutty and put on a different color wig. Then you guys can roleplay and act out your fantasy of fucking another chick. Who knows, maybe she fantasizes about fucking other guys too. Spice it up! Don't be lazy!


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Ballerium]
    #18884198 - 09/24/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, i think some new chonies and some toys and the whole wig thing might work.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding]
    #18884220 - 09/24/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've been there man, and I was with a girl who was HOT as fuck at the time. Just gotta learn to appreciate what you have and also realize that sex is not the be all end all of life's experiences. We are brainwashed by society to believe this.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18884277 - 09/24/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said: sex is not the be all end all of life's experiences. We are brainwashed by society to believe this.




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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18884379 - 09/24/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I've been there man, and I was with a girl who was HOT as fuck at the time. Just gotta learn to appreciate what you have and also realize that sex is not the be all end all of life's experiences. We are brainwashed by society to believe this.




thats sound advice.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Not Responding]
    #18884399 - 09/24/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Grass is always greener on the other side, hate that saying.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: The5thElement]
    #18884413 - 09/24/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the grass is green on every side, unless of course, it's dead.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Legend]
    #18884430 - 09/24/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Man if I had my own house, I'd put the lawn on my roof. Then I'd put a table and chairs and stuff up there, and maybe a little garden and have parties. No fences, that way the grass would be green on all sides, like you say :yesnod:


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: The5thElement]
    #18884439 - 09/24/13 11:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

haha wasn't there a poster here who floored his bathroom in grasss?


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Legend]
    #18884464 - 09/24/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not sure, but that sounds like it would be nice on the feet.


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: The5thElement]
    #18884466 - 09/24/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah that's what he was saying


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Re: the older i get the more i want to [Re: Legend]
    #18884477 - 09/24/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Makes sense, but how are you supposed to mow it when it gets too long :shrug:


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