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OfflineJoie
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fly agaric
    #18883659 - 09/24/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i was watching porn and this was growing next to miley cyrus it's probably not great but here's hoping.

Habitat: peep show

Gills: white with bold black edges

Stem: 5'4", white, tapering above slapper's face, mickey mouse arms and legs, shouty

Cap: 2' across, silky, red with white circles

Spore print color: didn't take a spore print. sorry!

Bruising: none noted. possible cellulite.

Other information: peroxide smell.





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OfflineSupaThaRipper
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Re: fly agaric [Re: Joie]
    #18883732 - 09/24/13 07:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lmao... this is kind of disturbing. Wtf is wrong with that girl. Shes making my love for mushrooms shameful


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Re: fly agaric [Re: SupaThaRipper]
    #18883736 - 09/24/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What's wrong with TV. And the media in general.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: Joie] * 2
    #18883880 - 09/24/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't go anywhere these days without my midget mushroom back-up dancers.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: TimmiT]
    #18883951 - 09/24/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A. muscaria. Nice find. :thumbup:


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Re: fly agaric [Re: Ganzig]
    #18883956 - 09/24/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wkd ty Ganzig.

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Untitled said:
What's wrong with TV. And the media in general.



It is all very well expecting news to cover other threats like chemical weapons, alongside tales of tragedy and political intrigue, but Miley Cyrus is what they call a triple threat. Presently she is feeling hormonal and acting out. Her father has creative integrity, and she is only famous because of Disney shit and her father, so she is struggling to find an identity that has mass appeal and looks a bit like artistic integrity. It doesn't matter either way because she is rich and having fun making midget porn.

TimmiT I can just see you all singing and dancing in the woods, something about spore ornamentation. :smile:


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Re: fly agaric [Re: Joie]
    #18883961 - 09/24/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

NP here to help.

:herpderp:


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Re: fly agaric [Re: Ganzig]
    #18884189 - 09/24/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not 100% certain, but it look's poisonous...


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Offlinegeneralsherman55
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Re: fly agaric [Re: Joie]
    #18884229 - 09/24/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

bwahahaha. oh how i lold.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: generalsherman55]
    #18884336 - 09/24/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:mjdance:


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Re: fly agaric [Re: generalsherman55]
    #18884385 - 09/24/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I threw up a little in my mouth.

There's something very wrong about midget backup whores.


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"The initial quake was a 6.6 but fairly shallow. I felt it as a prolonged up and down vibration followed by a jolt forward and then to the left, like square dancing."


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Re: fly agaric [Re: fry day]
    #18885548 - 09/24/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd eat that. Maybe.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: TimmiT]
    #18887012 - 09/24/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TimmiT said:
I don't go anywhere these days without my midget mushroom back-up dancers.



LMFAO!!!!! Its comin back "Throwback Amanita muscaria":guiltyascharged:


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Re: fly agaric [Re: Joie]
    #18889774 - 09/25/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Joie said:
i was watching porn and this was growing next to miley cyrus it's probably not great but here's hoping.

Habitat: peep show

Gills: white with bold black edges

Stem: 5'4", white, tapering above slapper's face, mickey mouse arms and legs, shouty

Cap: 2' across, silky, red with white circles

Spore print color: didn't take a spore print. sorry!

Bruising: none noted. possible cellulite.

Other information: peroxide smell.









hahaha... yeah, i smell the peroxide from here.
Pass on that, nuttin but boo boo.
Likely to make you vomit.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: rev0kadavur]
    #18889932 - 09/25/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rev0kadavur said:
Quote:

Joie said:
i was watching porn and this was growing next to miley cyrus it's probably not great but here's hoping.

Habitat: peep show

Gills: white with bold black edges

Stem: 5'4", white, tapering above slapper's face, mickey mouse arms and legs, shouty

Cap: 2' across, silky, red with white circles

Spore print color: didn't take a spore print. sorry!

Bruising: none noted. possible cellulite.

Other information: peroxide smell.









hahaha... yeah, i smell the peroxide from here.
Pass on that, nuttin but boo boo.
Likely to make you vomit.





i think it'll cause genital weeping and oozing too

one of the very few and rare cases of mushroom sti's


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Re: fly agaric [Re: generalsherman55]
    #18890143 - 09/25/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

probably burns like a bitch.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: rev0kadavur]
    #18890438 - 09/25/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OH SHIT! So this is what Salvia doses to your brain kids.
I'm fucked!:shrug:


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Re: fly agaric [Re: ShadeOfDeepPurple] * 1
    #18890581 - 09/25/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but it isn't twerking.


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Re: fly agaric [Re: loco801]
    #18891843 - 09/25/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but it isn't twerking.




lol. very punny


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Re: fly agaric [Re: generalsherman55]
    #18892094 - 09/26/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

double lol!


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