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Anonymous #1

Human Cheese
    #18882377 - 09/23/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This is obviously a viable product.  Why is this not being produced and marketed?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18882422 - 09/23/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think I'm gonna grab some cow cheese and a hamburger.
Or wait, I think i'd rather go with some human cheese and a human burger..


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Anonymous #1

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18882434 - 09/23/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

They don't make human burgers.  that would involve murder.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18882509 - 09/23/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never had goat cheese, I only ate cow cheese in my time. But I would love to try some human cheese. It would probably be as good or even better them cow cheese. I hope this dream becomes a reality one day . I would buy some if it came out.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18882513 - 09/23/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What's cheese?


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Anonymous #5

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18882630 - 09/23/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

human breast milk is more salty salty IME, not as good for cheese :sun:


Edited by Anonymous (09/23/13 09:56 PM)


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Anonymous #6

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18882858 - 09/23/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

We are the only mammals that drink the milk of another mammal


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Anonymous #3

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #6] * 2
    #18882880 - 09/23/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I give my cats cow milk sometimes


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Anonymous #7

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18883334 - 09/24/13 02:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've also given my dog milk before.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #18890374 - 09/25/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the cheese from humans was tested by the fda in 89 to test for nutritional content undermining the study was the academia network how wanted to flaw the test's because of there shared intrest in maintaining milk cheese as the que


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Anonymous #3

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #18890419 - 09/25/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I knew it was a conspiracy. !


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Anonymous #9

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18890636 - 09/25/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A system of mentally disabled human cows being milked and fucked by the milk factory workers.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #18890651 - 09/25/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lmao I thought you ment dick cheese at first


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Anonymous #11

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #18890663 - 09/25/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This has been done publicly as an "art project", and I'm sure privately more times than can be counted. Personally I'm not sure I could do it unless I approved of the person it came from.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8487338/New-York-artist-creates-cheese-made-from-breast-milk.html


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Anonymous #12

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #18892795 - 09/26/13 06:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's not quite the same but somewhere, some people were making human breast milk ice cream. There was a big out cry to ban the stuff; but the people that ate it, loved it. Too many people have been so badly brain washed they could never accept such an idea.
I blame the pharmaceutical companies.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #18892836 - 09/26/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

arbitrarily blame those evil pharma companies, yup. :rolleyes:


it's unnatural to drink ANY MILK AT ALL past infancy.

YOU are the one who has been brainwashed, my friend.  by the dairy farmers.


looks fucking delicious, man.  put your mouth right on there and suck it out.  :puke: :awedisgust:


Edited by Anonymous (09/26/13 06:53 AM)


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Anonymous #12

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18892897 - 09/26/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
arbitrarily blame those evil pharma companies, yup. :rolleyes:


it's unnatural to drink ANY MILK AT ALL past infancy.

YOU are the one who has been brainwashed, my friend.  by the dairy farmers.




Cow milk contains bovine lactose; Human breast milk does not contain this. I'm not an expert on this, i just googled it a couple minutes ago, but i believe that breast milk would be a healthier material to use than cows milk, although still perhaps not the best.
My theory is if we didn't consume it in the wild, don't consume it now.
You claim i'm brain washed, but i agree with what you say about infants. Personally I try not to consume any dairy. If i wasn't such a sucker for ice cream and chocolate, i'd be able to completely remove it from my diet. I do drink milk though, coconut milk, and it makes a nice substitute for home made icecream and other home made foods which are normally dairy.

looks fucking delicious, man.  put your mouth right on there and suck it out. :laugh:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #18892937 - 09/26/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I got the impression you were judging people who didn't want human milk on the basis that cow milk is fine :lol:


I prefer almond milk, myself :fonda:


coconut is amazing too



:drooling:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18893406 - 09/26/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One of our most important adaptations as humans is the ability to consume almost anything. Thats how we have been able to populate the earth so widely. Some things are better not eaten, but if necessary, can be eaten for sustenance. There are some tribes in Africa that 'milk' blood from their cattle and drink it as a primary staple.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #18893420 - 09/26/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
It's not quite the same but somewhere, some people were making human breast milk ice cream. There was a big out cry to ban the stuff; but the people that ate it, loved it. Too many people have been so badly brain washed they could never accept such an idea.





its probly a good source of income for single mothers too:lol:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18893965 - 09/26/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
I got the impression you were judging people who didn't want human milk on the basis that cow milk is fine :lol:


I prefer almond milk, myself :fonda:


coconut is amazing too



:drooling:



FOr the people who like that pic and think that the coconut milk you buy at the store taste like the kind that comes right out of the coconut, you have a rude awakening when you live near where they grow and drink it straight from the coconut.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #18894831 - 09/26/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

^^ That picture i used is misleading, but it looked a lot more appetizing than the real thing. The stuff that comes right out of the coconut is coconut water. The milk is made with water (preferably combined with the coconut water) + the meat. I used to make it my self, but it wouldn't keep for very long, so i just started buying the canned stuff; it's a lot easier too.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #18900143 - 09/27/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
It's not quite the same but somewhere, some people were making human breast milk ice cream. There was a big out cry to ban the stuff; but the people that ate it, loved it. Too many people have been so badly brain washed they could never accept such an idea.
I blame the pharmaceutical companies.





WTF... the only kind of milk actually evolved FOR US and people want to stomp it out they're so uncomfortable with the idea of drinking it. WHUUUUT!?!??


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Anonymous #5

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #18900146 - 09/27/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it's not healthy or natural to drink any kind of milk past infancy.


the dairy industry has brainwashed people into sucking on cow tits its fucking gross


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Anonymous #6

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18900378 - 09/27/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So you have zero diary in your diet #5? haha okayyyy  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #18900381 - 09/27/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Even when I was a vegan I couldn't give up local cheeses :drooling:


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Anonymous #13

Re: Human Cheese [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18900393 - 09/27/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Even when I was a vegan I couldn't give up local cheeses :drooling:





GOD THEY'RE SO GOOD.


I was vegan for a month before my mom made a legitimately good bribe and I got to eat Mac n Cheese. MMMmMMMmmmmm...


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