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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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I feel like a failure
    #18881739 - 09/23/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So last Friday night my buddy text me to come over and chill for a bit. So we hung out and had some beers and smoked a bit. Then a few more people show up around 10pm. Everyone wanted to goto the bar and even though I was tired as shit I decided to go out for a bit.

We goto this bar and there is a bunch of women there getting geared up for a wedding the next day. I looked like shit because I hadnt planned one going out, and by some miracle my buddy knew like 3 of these girls so we ended up sitting with them, fuck.

I was exhausted at this point because I wake up at 2am for my first job and worked for 6 hours, then I work my second job for another 6 hours. So I've worked all day, I look like shit, and I am tired as fuck because I've been up almost 24 hours at this point. And at some point in their conversation the idea of me making out with this pretty attractive blond (a solid 7)comes up? I dont know how this even came up because I was catching micro naps I think, but fuck-in-A we ended up making out about 8 times in the course of an hour. The night goes on and randomly, and I mean completely randomly, this other girl who was there for the wedding comes from behind me and tilts my head back and starts making out with me  :eek:  then sits right next to me... This type of shit doesnt usually happen to me. I do alright with woman but this night was the first time I've had 2 girls ram their tongue down my throat and all while I was looking like shit :confused:

The first girl ends up leaving with her friends as the bar is closing but I got her number and I told her to come hang out with us later. The second girl, who was better looking IMO, ended up leaving without me getting the chance to get her number :frown:  But oh well. So as we are leaving the bar its around 2am so I have been up for a full 24 hours and I am drunk as shit. I slept the whole car ride home which was a mistake because all I wanted to do after that was sleep.

I woke up the next morning around 11am. I checked my phone and got 4 texts from that girl saying she wanted to come over and continue where we left off and my dumbass couldnt stay awake for just a few more hours. I went from having 2 chances at getting my dick wet, to masturbating my sorrows away  :sad:


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OfflineGorlax
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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18882128 - 09/23/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not sure why your so pissed at yourself. Who cares? You already said you weren't even gonna go out that night, so in the end at least you made out with 2 different girls. Probably sucks you didn't get it in but next time it'll be a forsure.


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: Gorlax]
    #18882820 - 09/23/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My violin is really tiny. Can you hear it?


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: koods]
    #18882870 - 09/23/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"I made out with two chicks last night and one wanted to ride the D but I'll probably have to wait a day or two bang her. 
Poor me"

:lol:


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18883202 - 09/24/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You could always go on disability, or at least take some time off. There are government programs to help people in these situation. Please set up a fund, so we can all help out.
:facepalm:


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: koods]
    #18883879 - 09/24/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So I can get welfare now? SWEET!


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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18884038 - 09/24/13 09:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its weird but whenever I am out and about, people always tend to compliment me or talk to me more when I look like shit and I'll never understand it. Seems like I'm not the only one that this phenomenon happens to. :lol:


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: Ballerium]
    #18884182 - 09/24/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Its weird but whenever I am out and about, people always tend to compliment me or talk to me more when I look like shit and I'll never understand it. Seems like I'm not the only one that this phenomenon happens to. :lol:




Pheromones? I've never understood this either.

The few times I've had women approach me for a date, I  was in a desperate need of a shower and I looked like shit. My workshirts were literally salty from sweat. :lol:


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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: Mr. Material]
    #18884191 - 09/24/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, yeah must be the pheromones then. That's interesting. So I could technically just go my whole life looking like shit and not making any effort to stay clean and I could get just as many if not more guys. What a concept. :lol:


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: Ballerium]
    #18884209 - 09/24/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Wow, yeah must be the pheromones then. That's interesting. So I could technically just go my whole life looking like shit and not making any effort to stay clean and I could get just as many if not more guys. What a concept. :lol:




:lol:

Possibly. I love the way women smell when they come out of the gym.


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: Mr. Material]
    #18884602 - 09/24/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe it's not that you get more attention, but that you are more conscious of it and of yourself.


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: koods]
    #18884886 - 09/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

its probably because when you 'look like shit' you've given up on even trying to hook up or anything like that. People tend to be attracted to those who look nonchalant and uncaring for whatever reason.


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: psyconaught]
    #18884921 - 09/24/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

just say those chick tried to give you aids an walk away


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Re: I feel like a failure [Re: koods]
    #18886293 - 09/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
My violin is really tiny. Can you hear it?




Like mr. Krabs tiny?


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