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JamesSpawned
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It's happening! 1
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At this very moment my wife is giving birth to our first child, I can just see the top of her head!
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lol u posted on he the shroomery about it an stuff
congrats
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I thought it would be cool to share this moment with the shroomery, hell it might even be a shroomery first! Plus it helps distract me...
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JamesSpawned said: At this very moment my wife is giving birth to our first child, I can just see the top of her head!
No way!!!!

Tell the new babe I says, "hi."
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I can just see the top of her head!
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Lol you don't want pics of this trust me, but its legit I don't troll.
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Congrats. For some reason reminded me of this.
"At Northerly Island I watched a wookette giving birth during the Jimmy Buffett set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell."
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Lmao "pics or it didnt happen" i dont understand why youre on here for the most exciting thing in your life... and no phones on in the hospital!
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Lol, she doesn't want me at the bedside! And I'm in a maternity suite on my laptop....
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Good vibes to your family, dude.
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Holy shit this is freaking nuts!
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JamesSpawned said: Lol, she doesn't want me at the bedside!
wtf why
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The nurses and doctor are talking about Ihop and shit and then like push push push push! Yea my hashbrowns are always burnt and my eggs rubbery PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH but I LOVE their French toast PUSH HARDER GOGOGOGO!
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Re: It's happening! [Re: Sheekle]
#18881633 - 09/23/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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JamesSpawned said: Lol, she doesn't want me at the bedside!
wtf why
Her cousins husband is traumatized from her delivery cuz she took a dump on the delivery table...
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Shes HERE! Bye Yall!
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empty space said: Congrats. For some reason reminded me of this.
"At Northerly Island I watched a wookette giving birth during the Jimmy Buffett set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell."
HAHA where the fuck was this from??? LOLd super hard
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To the new life conceived by a transfer of genetic material she will have the opportunities of the future, with OP and his wife as the linking chain between generations.
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did this really happen??.. sheekle was right\\
congrats op. amzing
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Congratulations man!
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Re: It's happening! [Re: Dark_Star]
#18883762 - 09/24/13 07:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thank you guys! It did really happen, we have a huge maternity berthing suite and so I watched from the living area 10' away giving the play by play here. I almost threw the computer down in my hurry to get to her when she popped out, I cannot explain that rush of emotions! Sitting here next to her is so surreal, I thought this whole experience would disgust me and put put distance between my wife and I. Looking back I am such a fool to think that, today I am the happiest husband and proudest father there ever was!

It might seem strange to some of you that I wanted to share these precious moments here but to me it makes perfect sense and I wouldn't have it any other way. It allows me a mental and emotional outlet without the problem of having someones physical presence here to entertain. Thanks for reading, now I have to prepare for the barrage of visitors we must endure for the next 24 hours until we are home and we lock and bar the front door.
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When she's 16, you can show her this and watch her "literally die of embarrassment."
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JamesSpawned said: Shes HERE! Bye Yall!
Congratulations JamesSpawned!
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Re: It's happening! [Re: Shu]
#18884343 - 09/24/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thank you guys! And I believe every preteen and teen need to experience crippling humiliation at the hands of their parents. It builds character...
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empty space said: Congrats. For some reason reminded me of this.
"At Northerly Island I watched a wookette giving birth during the Jimmy Buffett set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell."
What? Seriously? May be the more intriguing story I've read on here to date.
And congratulations JamesSpawned
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Re: It's happening! [Re: koods]
#18885277 - 09/24/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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first shroomery baby
she will rule these lands when ythan is retired
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Re: It's happening! [Re: zZZz]
#18885320 - 09/24/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, thank you for the confidence in her!
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Shouldn't the piece of paper read "James' Spawn" ?
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CounterCulturest said: Get off the internet and participate
I appreciate your sentiment, but I am fully immersed in the experience of being a new father. After all diaper changes and feeding times are mommies forte.
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JamesSpawned said: I thought it would be cool to share this moment with the shroomery, hell it might even be a shroomery first! Plus it helps distract me...
Pics or it didnt happen.
Seriously wheres the crowning pic.
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Congrats OP!

What a riot this "wook mama" story is... Blowing dmt in the babys face?? ha! if I was the dad I wouldve just laughed. I mean, yeah its messed up but SO IS PUSHING OUT A KID ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I mean jeez the violence ain't helpin..... "the baby didn't cry" well, no shit it just came through the void to.... re-enter the void... " wook father" , what a riot dude. Weird dreddy folks being weird... who'd've thunk it
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Re: It's happening! [Re: Enjoywho]
#18889151 - 09/25/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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No pic of the crowning, didn't occur to me to snap one off at that particular moment...
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JamesSpawned said: No pic of the crowning, didn't occur to me to snap one off at that particular moment...
But it occurred to you to post on the shroomery without a pic.
Cmon op thats just terrible internet manners.
Congrats on the little one though. Boy or girl?
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Re: It's happening! [Re: Enjoywho]
#18889300 - 09/25/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes I know, I can be quite the bad thread host at times. My apologies . It's a beautiful baby girl, perfect in every way.
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Awesome I want a little girlie some day. congrats and good luck to you.
But on a more serious note wtf how do you miss the money shot?
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