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DeadPhan


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Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work
#18880796 - 09/23/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have one more test and I drank a beer yesterday. I forgot. I've been in program for almost a year now. This will be my last urine drop. I'm trying to find a friend that doesn't use but might have to resort to fake piss. Only if I know it works. My program is kind of intensive. I know they have the 80 hour etg test. I'm just wondering if this fake stuff is detectable on lab tests and if anyone has experience with it working or not
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: DeadPhan]
#18880822 - 09/23/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Couldn't you just drink lots of water and give out a "bad sample" (sorry dunno the term in English), so they'd have to re-schedule the test?
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: rulesq]
#18880861 - 09/23/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do they send every sample to the lab? You'll be fine if it's a dipstick.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: DeeBee]
#18880887 - 09/23/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've used quickfix through quest diagnostics testing and passed. Just gotta make sure its body temp
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: wakenbake]
#18880901 - 09/23/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i've used quickfix for lab-administered tests before (and by lab, i mean a small medical office in a medical complex. probably some private company, not a hospital, but the chick who administered it was in whites )
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: DeadPhan]
#18880947 - 09/23/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know a friend that was in a very similar program, he had first became involved with urine samples from his doctor. His doctor suggested that he use fake urine to ensure that he progressed well throughout his practice, and he agreed that it wouldn't be detected, no matter if you even purposely tried to detect its artificial flavor, you would never find yourself being able to distinguish between the artificial and the real, and since the real would seem to reveal itself in an artificial texture, a texture which employs the data of revealing an excellent variety of artificial flavor, and to the extent that it apprehends the notion of abandoning the real form for an artificial one, this would seem to identify the artificial piss to equate itself into the temporal lobe of its dimension and dedicate a ceremonial pretense of truth, and would in some ways release the former beliefs that it was false, since, once you have been revealed the true formula to piss, you will only wish to use that formula, for it has proven itself to be real and not artificial. The labs will try to send people to try and discover whether the piss could be used for future research studies, and they had students attend a conjecture dedicated to introducing false piss into a lab. They all had there clipboards pressed to their stomachs as they examined the piss manifesting itself from the inside of a little jar, they seemed focused on directing their attention on discovering what remains inside the jar. There were no instruments that could have given them a better way to increase their precision of identifying the piss, nothing that could zoom into the smallest features of the piss to identify what it was. They left there tools at the old lab in London, which they would be returning to after they conducted their research here. Though someone at the lab sent a telegram that declared that they needed them back now, at this very moment, to attend to things. The lab actually was first built in England, but two years ago they relocated and decided they would make London their "home ground". This decision didn't first go well with someone that thought it was better in England, that in England they had better opportunities that weren't offered in London, but someone suggested that he shouldn't look upon this move as anything involved with himself, and that since it wasn't for him to worry about, he should go about his business. He actually already had his own lab he conducted experiments on, the only difference was that his wasn't full of staff members, there was only him that was doing the experiments. There was noone on the staff to help him with experiments the way they did at the other lab. There they always had staff members inside the buildings, and they all worked together to conduct there experiments in peace. There was rarely any disagreements to anything that ever happened inside the lab, noone ever saw anything that particularly offended them, and if something did offend them they would usually brush it off with casual disregard for the entire remark, as if the remark didn't have any effect on anything that happened to them, as if the very existence was just some odd happening that never needed to happen, but thus, it still seemed to give the appearance of happening without any actual proof of it having happened.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: drkkenny]
#18880986 - 09/23/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Short and simple answer - Yes, it will work.
I sell the stuff at my headshop, and it's one of my best sellers. It's created in a lab to have all the natural toxins you would find in the human body, but none of the toxins you personally ingested and don't want found.
I recommend Quickfix or Upass. Both come with hand warmers that you want to activate about 10 minutes before dropping. Hope all goes well for you!
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: drkkenny]
#18880990 - 09/23/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: I know a friend that was in a very similar program, he had first became involved with urine samples from his doctor. His doctor suggested that he use fake urine to ensure that he progressed well throughout his practice, and he agreed that it wouldn't be detected, no matter if you even purposely tried to detect its artificial flavor, you would never find yourself being able to distinguish between the artificial and the real, and since the real would seem to reveal itself in an artificial texture, a texture which employs the data of revealing an excellent variety of artificial flavor, and to the extent that it apprehends the notion of abandoning the real form for an artificial one, this would seem to identify the artificial piss to equate itself into the temporal lobe of its dimension and dedicate a ceremonial pretense of truth, and would in some ways release the former beliefs that it was false, since, once you have been revealed the true formula to piss, you will only wish to use that formula, for it has proven itself to be real and not artificial. The labs will try to send people to try and discover whether the piss could be used for future research studies, and they had students attend a conjecture dedicated to introducing false piss into a lab. They all had there clipboards pressed to their stomachs as they examined the piss manifesting itself from the inside of a little jar, they seemed focused on directing their attention on discovering what remains inside the jar. There were no instruments that could have given them a better way to increase their precision of identifying the piss, nothing that could zoom into the smallest features of the piss to identify what it was. They left there tools at the old lab in London, which they would be returning to after they conducted their research here. Though someone at the lab sent a telegram that declared that they needed them back now, at this very moment, to attend to things. The lab actually was first built in England, but two years ago they relocated and decided they would make London their "home ground". This decision didn't first go well with someone that thought it was better in England, that in England they had better opportunities that weren't offered in London, but someone suggested that he shouldn't look upon this move as anything involved with himself, and that since it wasn't for him to worry about, he should go about his business. He actually already had his own lab he conducted experiments on, the only difference was that his wasn't full of staff members, there was only him that was doing the experiments. There was noone on the staff to help him with experiments the way they did at the other lab. There they always had staff members inside the buildings, and they all worked together to conduct there experiments in peace. There was rarely any disagreements to anything that ever happened inside the lab, noone ever saw anything that particularly offended them, and if something did offend them they would usually brush it off with casual disregard for the entire remark, as if the remark didn't have any effect on anything that happened to them, as if the very existence was just some odd happening that never needed to happen, but thus, it still seemed to give the appearance of happening without any actual proof of it having happened.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: volcomstoner]
#18880994 - 09/23/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That dude is on fire. Always.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: rulesq]
#18881003 - 09/23/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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rulesq said: That dude is on fire. Always.
he's been ridic today, lol
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: memes]
#18881006 - 09/23/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Someones been doing some amphetamines IMO
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: memes]
#18881008 - 09/23/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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sythetic piss worked for me
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: P-O]
#18881069 - 09/23/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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goddamn Drkkenny 
wanna send me some of whatever you've got?
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: DeadPhan]
#18881099 - 09/23/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had no problems with fake pee. It worked great for me. Just make sure you get the good stuff with all the electrolytes and shit. Main thing you gotta be careful with is the temperature. Also if they are giving you a physical first, you may have to devise a way to hide it while being felt up.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: drkkenny]
#18881127 - 09/23/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: I know a friend that was in a very similar program, he had first became involved with urine samples from his doctor. His doctor suggested that he use fake urine to ensure that he progressed well throughout his practice, and he agreed that it wouldn't be detected, no matter if you even purposely tried to detect its artificial flavor, you would never find yourself being able to distinguish between the artificial and the real, and since the real would seem to reveal itself in an artificial texture, a texture which employs the data of revealing an excellent variety of artificial flavor, and to the extent that it apprehends the notion of abandoning the real form for an artificial one, this would seem to identify the artificial piss to equate itself into the temporal lobe of its dimension and dedicate a ceremonial pretense of truth, and would in some ways release the former beliefs that it was false, since, once you have been revealed the true formula to piss, you will only wish to use that formula, for it has proven itself to be real and not artificial. The labs will try to send people to try and discover whether the piss could be used for future research studies, and they had students attend a conjecture dedicated to introducing false piss into a lab. They all had there clipboards pressed to their stomachs as they examined the piss manifesting itself from the inside of a little jar, they seemed focused on directing their attention on discovering what remains inside the jar. There were no instruments that could have given them a better way to increase their precision of identifying the piss, nothing that could zoom into the smallest features of the piss to identify what it was. They left there tools at the old lab in London, which they would be returning to after they conducted their research here. Though someone at the lab sent a telegram that declared that they needed them back now, at this very moment, to attend to things. The lab actually was first built in England, but two years ago they relocated and decided they would make London their "home ground". This decision didn't first go well with someone that thought it was better in England, that in England they had better opportunities that weren't offered in London, but someone suggested that he shouldn't look upon this move as anything involved with himself, and that since it wasn't for him to worry about, he should go about his business. He actually already had his own lab he conducted experiments on, the only difference was that his wasn't full of staff members, there was only him that was doing the experiments. There was noone on the staff to help him with experiments the way they did at the other lab. There they always had staff members inside the buildings, and they all worked together to conduct there experiments in peace. There was rarely any disagreements to anything that ever happened inside the lab, noone ever saw anything that particularly offended them, and if something did offend them they would usually brush it off with casual disregard for the entire remark, as if the remark didn't have any effect on anything that happened to them, as if the very existence was just some odd happening that never needed to happen, but thus, it still seemed to give the appearance of happening without any actual proof of it having happened.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: cheshirect666]
#18881160 - 09/23/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: qman]
#18881168 - 09/23/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not sure that applies to drug tests... 
unless OP is in a treatment program for a legitimate problem
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: qman]
#18881173 - 09/23/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, synthetic urine like Quick fix is the best way to pass a non observed UA. Simply heat before test then keep next to body so it stays around 98 degrees.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: DeadPhan]
#18881201 - 09/23/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DeadPhan said: I have one more test and I drank a beer yesterday. I forgot. I've been in program for almost a year now. This will be my last urine drop. I'm trying to find a friend that doesn't use but might have to resort to fake piss. Only if I know it works. My program is kind of intensive. I know they have the 80 hour etg test. I'm just wondering if this fake stuff is detectable on lab tests and if anyone has experience with it working or not
man if you only had a beer or few it wouldn't get detected by now.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: r00tuuu123]
#18881314 - 09/23/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DeadPhan said: I have one more test and I drank a beer yesterday. I forgot. I've been in program for almost a year now. This will be my last urine drop. I'm trying to find a friend that doesn't use but might have to resort to fake piss. Only if I know it works. My program is kind of intensive. I know they have the 80 hour etg test. I'm just wondering if this fake stuff is detectable on lab tests and if anyone has experience with it working or not
man if you only had a beer or few it wouldn't get detected by now.
Look up etg test. They detect metabolites from alcohol up to 80 hours.
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: drkkenny]
#18881425 - 09/23/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: I know a friend that was in a very similar program, he had first became involved with urine samples from his doctor. His doctor suggested that he use fake urine to ensure that he progressed well throughout his practice, and he agreed that it wouldn't be detected, no matter if you even purposely tried to detect its artificial flavor, you would never find yourself being able to distinguish between the artificial and the real, and since the real would seem to reveal itself in an artificial texture, a texture which employs the data of revealing an excellent variety of artificial flavor, and to the extent that it apprehends the notion of abandoning the real form for an artificial one, this would seem to identify the artificial piss to equate itself into the temporal lobe of its dimension and dedicate a ceremonial pretense of truth, and would in some ways release the former beliefs that it was false, since, once you have been revealed the true formula to piss, you will only wish to use that formula, for it has proven itself to be real and not artificial. The labs will try to send people to try and discover whether the piss could be used for future research studies, and they had students attend a conjecture dedicated to introducing false piss into a lab. They all had there clipboards pressed to their stomachs as they examined the piss manifesting itself from the inside of a little jar, they seemed focused on directing their attention on discovering what remains inside the jar. There were no instruments that could have given them a better way to increase their precision of identifying the piss, nothing that could zoom into the smallest features of the piss to identify what it was. They left there tools at the old lab in London, which they would be returning to after they conducted their research here. Though someone at the lab sent a telegram that declared that they needed them back now, at this very moment, to attend to things. The lab actually was first built in England, but two years ago they relocated and decided they would make London their "home ground". This decision didn't first go well with someone that thought it was better in England, that in England they had better opportunities that weren't offered in London, but someone suggested that he shouldn't look upon this move as anything involved with himself, and that since it wasn't for him to worry about, he should go about his business. He actually already had his own lab he conducted experiments on, the only difference was that his wasn't full of staff members, there was only him that was doing the experiments. There was noone on the staff to help him with experiments the way they did at the other lab. There they always had staff members inside the buildings, and they all worked together to conduct there experiments in peace. There was rarely any disagreements to anything that ever happened inside the lab, noone ever saw anything that particularly offended them, and if something did offend them they would usually brush it off with casual disregard for the entire remark, as if the remark didn't have any effect on anything that happened to them, as if the very existence was just some odd happening that never needed to happen, but thus, it still seemed to give the appearance of happening without any actual proof of it having happened.
you really gotta watch out for those artificial flavours in fake piss, if the doctor taste samples it, he'll know for that your for sure using the fake shit(urine)
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Re: Fake pee for drug and alcohol program. Does it really work [Re: DeadPhan]
#18881426 - 09/23/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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my treatment place said they tested for synthetic urine but i never tried it or heard of anyone getting caught with it so idk
plus you only drank one beer. so just start chugging water
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