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Anonymous #1

first time you came?..
    #18873336 - 09/21/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

you still remember it?


i do.


it was like a milf goddess flew to my bed and gently tapped my penis to initiate me. i remember thinking "whoa.., what is this??". did i piss my pants?, no its this gooey stuff, i thought. i felt a big relief when it happened. then it was 24/7 from there. possibly my first addiction..


you?


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Anonymous #2

Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18873357 - 09/21/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Of course its one of my best memories ever, the entire time i was thinking "is this really happening im a really going to loose it before i die, there must be a god!" then i cam one minute later lol


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Anonymous #3

Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18874070 - 09/21/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

some kids at the skatepark told me to get my mom's lotion and massage my wiener until white stuff came out.  they said it felt great

So I laid in the bathtub one night and got down to it.


and I've been an addict ever sense.


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Anonymous #4

Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18874091 - 09/21/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I remember being in bed and think about all the girls that would go around and kiss guys under the blankets, I think I wiped it up with a sock.


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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18874168 - 09/21/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
all the girls that would go around and kiss guys under the blankets.




:lolwut:


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Invisiblechokesomesocks
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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18874442 - 09/22/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
all the girls that would go around and kiss guys under the blankets.




:lolwut:




yoo soo stoopid

Plan C


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Edited by chokesomesocks (09/22/13 12:36 AM)


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OfflineMagenta
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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: chokesomesocks]
    #18874559 - 09/22/13 02:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

chokesomesocks said:
Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
all the girls that would go around and kiss guys under the blankets.




:lolwut:




yoo soo stoopid

Plan C




This convo has me so confused, lol.

I remember my first time. I was like; Wtf, that felt great; i'm gonna do that again... ... damn i can't do it!
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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Magenta]
    #18875445 - 09/22/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah... I do. Total accident too. I had just discovered what masturbation was on my own. No one told me, i just knew it felt good. But the first time or two nothing came out so i didn't know anything was supposed to... Until the next time...


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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #18878692 - 09/23/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JacksonMetaller said:
Yeah... I do. Total accident too. I had just discovered what masturbation was on my own. No one told me, i just knew it felt good. But the first time or two nothing came out so i didn't know anything was supposed to... Until the next time...



pretty much what happened to me :lol: Was stroking myself in the living room cause i figured out it felt good, then all of a sudden all this white shit shoots all over the floor. My response was naturally to panic


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Anonymous #5

Re: first time you came?.. [Re: psyconaught]
    #18878935 - 09/23/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

hahah I thought my cock was going to explode. What a sensation. Then I was at it all the time and everyone I was staying with knew and they started giving me shit about it.

I walk back into the room, "Have a good wank?"

Seems like I completely desensitised the thing now.


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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18880104 - 09/23/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It was a wet dream.  I remember I dreamt about sex (or at least, what I figured sex was like at the time...) and I woke up thinking, "Haha, mayber that was one of those wet dreams I learned about in school!" So I reached down and felt my boxers which were all gooey.  I panicked, "Oh shit, that was one of those wet dreams I learned about in school!" I had to sneak over to my dresser, because I shared a room with my brother at the time.  I think I ended up stuffing the undies behind my mattress or something.  I would have wet dreams often too, so I ended up with this pile of crusty undies.  I'm pretty sure my mom found them and washed them at some point, but not a word about it was ever spoken between us.


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Re: first time you came?.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18880232 - 09/23/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

ITT we all think about 14 year old boys cumming.  Good work everyone.


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