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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18878625 - 09/22/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry that was not clear. Do not use deliriants. I corrected the post.

You should definitely use protection. I personally never did. I can honestly say I have never worn a condom in my life.

How crazy is that?

But that was foolish. I was lucky. Never got an STD. Now I am happily married and don't need to worry about it.

But always use protection. Don't be stupid like I was.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18878637 - 09/22/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Sorry that was not clear. Do not use deliriants. I corrected the post.

You should definitely use protection. I personally never did. I can honestly say I have never worn a condom in my life.

How crazy is that?

But that was foolish. I was lucky. Never got an STD. Now I am happily married and don't need to worry about it.

But always use protection. Don't be stupid like I was.





Dude don't you even worry about me... I'm young and thus invincible, plus seadragon (who's super hot and I would totally bone) got me to watch a documentary about how AIDS isn't real :smbfacepalm:

It's called house of numbers. This is the best thing I found out since I found out I'm not the only gay guy! :aweyeah:



That is fucking crazy man (get it? get it??? :awesome: :datass:) butt (pun 2) I'm glad you came out (pun 3) okay!



So like, why shouldn't we use fly agaris mushrooms? They're dumb, at least last time I did them (I think my first time was neat but nauseating as it took me over an hour to choke down 10 oz of the little bastards). I'm really wondering if there's more we should know.

As for more obvious deliriants, you don't have to tell me to never EVER trip on benedryl again... :tinfoil:


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: elax420]
    #18878658 - 09/22/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hmm. Just a few things come to mind right off the bat.

Always surround yourself with people that are more successful/smarter than you. Be humble and accept that you are probably not a special flower. Constantly put yourself out of your comfort zone. If you do not feel challenged or engaged for weeks on end, do something about it.

Also, I was a serious career type in my twenties, so this is my advice: Apply for jobs you can safely get, but also apply for ones that are out of your league and demand a high salary, never reveal your past position salary. I made it pretty far professionally by just filling out applications that were way out of my league, and getting lucky. I think it is a numbers game. :rolleyes:


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18878839 - 09/23/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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st1llnox said:

Opiates, and benzos (to a lesser extent) are certainly not to be taken lightly (aka I agree, good advice!).




benzos are a hell of lot worse than opiates buddy. just cause they come from the ol' doc dont mean they are any more safe than your typical black tar heroin.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 2
    #18878845 - 09/23/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get off my fucking lawn.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18880893 - 09/23/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

st1llnox said:

Opiates, and benzos (to a lesser extent) are certainly not to be taken lightly (aka I agree, good advice!).




benzos are a hell of lot worse than opiates buddy. just cause they come from the ol' doc dont mean they are any more safe than your typical black tar heroin.





LOL

go get a heroin addiction and tell me how that works out for ya....


Ya i used to love blown veins, hanging with the sketchiest people in the city, and being broke and sick all the time.


So much safer than a little anxiety when your prescription runs out.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: elax420]
    #18881002 - 09/23/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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elax420 said:
Quote:

Led Zeppelin said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:

Opiates, and benzos (to a lesser extent) are certainly not to be taken lightly (aka I agree, good advice!).




benzos are a hell of lot worse than opiates buddy. just cause they come from the ol' doc dont mean they are any more safe than your typical black tar heroin.





LOL

go get a heroin addiction and tell me how that works out for ya....


Ya i used to love blown veins, hanging with the sketchiest people in the city, and being broke and sick all the time.


So much safer than a little anxiety when your prescription runs out.



Benzo withdrawals have been known to kill...


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: smack]
    #18881111 - 09/23/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ya lets compare contagious disease, and general healthiness, and criminal records within the two populations and see which group of users is healthier :lolsy:


There is no way you can argue Black tar is better for you than xanax.


best drugs to mix ever though :lockup:


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: dr.alkaline]
    #18881237 - 09/23/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dr.alkaline said:
Hmm. Just a few things come to mind right off the bat.

Always surround yourself with people that are more successful/smarter than you. Be humble and accept that you are probably not a special flower. Constantly put yourself out of your comfort zone. If you do not feel challenged or engaged for weeks on end, do something about it.

Also, I was a serious career type in my twenties, so this is my advice: Apply for jobs you can safely get, but also apply for ones that are out of your league and demand a high salary, never reveal your past position salary. I made it pretty far professionally by just filling out applications that were way out of my league, and getting lucky. I think it is a numbers game. :rolleyes:





That's a very good bit of advice, and something I wouldn't have thought of.




And btw guys the only way to settle this is through a duel. Smack has to be on heroin during the duel and the rest of you have to take a xanax bar. :thisisgonnabegood:


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18881349 - 09/23/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

In a relationship there are at least three entities - you, your partner, and the relationship. All three must flourish and grow. In other words:
- be true to yourself, and don't allow the original you to be neglected
- same applies to your partner: don't suffocate him/her, let them be who they are
- nurture the relationship like its a separate person

Qualification: 13 years with the same girlfriend and still going strong.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: dr.alkaline]
    #18881371 - 09/23/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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dr.alkaline said:
Hmm. Just a few things come to mind right off the bat.

Always surround yourself with people that are more successful/smarter than you. Be humble and accept that you are probably not a special flower. Constantly put yourself out of your comfort zone. If you do not feel challenged or engaged for weeks on end, do something about it.

Also, I was a serious career type in my twenties, so this is my advice: Apply for jobs you can safely get, but also apply for ones that are out of your league and demand a high salary, never reveal your past position salary. I made it pretty far professionally by just filling out applications that were way out of my league, and getting lucky. I think it is a numbers game. :rolleyes:




Pretty good advice here. I've found that the career game is part talent and part confidence trick: people can sense, and are attracted to, confidence (not to be confused with arrogance) on a sub-concious level. A casual mix of humility, empathy and confidence is almost irresistible to employers, co-workers and employees.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18881377 - 09/23/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
Do we *reaaaally* have to use protection if we're young and invincible and gay (thus not gonna get some chicko preggers)??? :worried: :sad:




Yes. Unless you like STDs.
Being young does not mean invincible. You may think you are. But you're not.
Wrap that shit up.


My advice... Be cool to yourself. And cool to others.
Don't settle for mediocrity. Always strive to improve.
And don't repeat the same mistake twice


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Shroomism]
    #18881404 - 09/23/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Unless it's a really fun mistake


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18881417 - 09/23/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Unless it's a really fun mistake



Like a Kid!


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18881429 - 09/23/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Unless it's a really fun mistake




True... true...


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18881460 - 09/23/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:strokebeard: Tell us what you wish you heard when you were 18 or 23 or 19.

You are stronger than addiction. You can quit cigarettes, weed and coffee with ease once your mind is made up, but quit it now that the honymoon of these drugs is over.

:tinfoil: Tell us what you did that you later found out had consequences that we should know about while time's still on our side.

Habits eat away at you. Cigarettes, herb and alcohol if taken daily lead to steady deterioration of your physiology and psychology. I've had a whole bunch of anxiety caused by tobacco, herb and coffee. I had many angina pectoris attacks because of weed. Tobacco damaged my lungs. In the 20 years after I was 20 I watched some of my merrily drinking friends develop alcohol abuse issues and watched them age prematurely because of this.

:sadyes: Tell us what you didn't do that you later found out had consequences that we should know while time's still on our side.

Don't be in the habit of ANY drug unless prescribed. Dont smoke tobacco at all, and weed/alcohol/coffee like once a week. Spend 6 days of your week sober so that you dont lose touch with sobriety and how to function in that state.

Eat well, and importantly: COOK AT LEAST 6 DAYS A WEEK AND STARTING FROM UNPROCESSED FOODS. 90% of whats sold in the food store isnt food, its a drug designed to excite you, not a food to nourish you. Favor foods that have lived, ie veggies, fruits, nuts, and if you are so inclined, fish, meat and eggs. Do NOT drink sugared or artificially sweetened beverages. Keep sugar low, carbs moderate, favor fish oil, coconut oil, genuine butter and tallow over polyunsaturated vegetable oils and make extra virgin olive oil your default oil. Eat a good amount of protein. Watch out for salt, you should only eat 2-5 grams a day.

exercise well. Keep in motion throughout the day.  Dont become a couch potato but dont become a sports nut either!

sleep well, for most its 7-9 hours at regular times.

drink regularly, but only water should be your principal drink.

Take a multivitamin every single day, with a meal. I personally recommend to take a half regimen of  THESE so thats 1 tablet (which you can break) or 2 caps, not the full regimen of 2 tabs or 4 caps. If you shop right you can have this for $5 a month which is the cost of one fat joint, a month. Fuck what the naysayers say, you WILL be healthier on the cellular level and over a lifetime that adds up.

Take good care of your teeth. Imagine having to walk around for half your life with dentures.




:psychsplit: Tell us what you wish you realized earlier.

I heard a saying by an old dude "If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself." Think hard about that one.

:cool: Tell us truths you've learned over time that we can understand now, so we can stand on your shoulders.

Selfrespect is crucially important for your wellbeing. True love always starts with yourself, if you dont love yourself you cant truly love others. Don't look for love/approval/comfort from others OR MATERIAL GOODS AND DRUGS that you should really give yourself, dont be dependent. The only thing that matters in this world is PEOPLE, the rest is just background noise.

:sad: Tell us what you've done or not done that we might risk doing or not doing now, so we won't cry on your shoulders.

I smoked tobacco for 25 years and herb for 12 years. I should have quit tobacco right away and herb was only really good for me in the first 3 years.


Tell us anything and everything. But most of all, tell us what we can be doing now--and what we need to avoid doing now--so that we can have the best lives we can have so that we don't waste as much time. So that we don't struggle as much. So that we don't hurt others... So that we can achieve our potential should you choose to deliver us from mistake and misstep and set us on a more optimal path.

Life is a progression. You get wiser, you mellow out and if you live right so do your problems. Dont waste your life on addictions to drugs, to money and to the wrong people in your life. Plan ahead. And above all, treat the other with the love and respect that you want to be treated with. Realize that all absolute certainties are illusions and keep an open mind for other points of view, especially if they seem opposite to yours: you may learn something.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: elax420]
    #18881522 - 09/23/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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elax420 said:
Ya lets compare contagious disease, and general healthiness, and criminal records within the two populations and see which group of users is healthier :lolsy:


There is no way you can argue Black tar is better for you than xanax.


best drugs to mix ever though :lockup:



The two don't compare. You can't say one is generally worse than the other.
Opioids and Benzos are prescribed, lets compare those in physical pain to those suffering from anxiety disorders.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Asante]
    #18881545 - 09/23/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Right on!!! Nice post Wiccan!:sunny:And nice post everybody else, this thread rocks and I... love reading it:heart: Wooo wooo so much good advice.

Take it all in:peace:

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:

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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18881577 - 09/23/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Take care of your mind, body, and spirit.

Don't worship money, power, or sex.

Cherish your friends and family because they won't always be around.

Just because alcohol is popular and socially acceptable does not mean that's it's really all that great.

Be careful with stimulants and depressants.

Remember who you were before society told you who you were supposed to be.

Ki/chi/prana energy is a real thing. Proper diet, exercise, and meditation help to keep this energy flowing strongly.

Train in Aikido.

Start your cactus garden NOW


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #18881581 - 09/23/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice




Why? Most will just ignore it.


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