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If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?
#18878642 - 09/22/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?
Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.
Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.
Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.
How about you?
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18878643 - 09/22/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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id come to yer house and eat yer food and do your K
seriously though I guess repent
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18878648 - 09/22/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Probably something between what you said and this:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18719411
I'm also a knowledge-hoarder. I would make sure my Britannica Great Books set, leatherbound book collection, library of technical manuals and trade paperback programming books, and much of my general collection were somewhere safe.
Knowledge as it's realized in the human mind would be the greatest loss of all, after my mom and dad and all that of course.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe] 2
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Moonshoe said: Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?
Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.
Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.
Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.
How about you?
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: propensity] 1
#18878654 - 09/22/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'd do exactly what i am doing right now.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: propensity]
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propensity said:
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Moonshoe said: Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?
Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.
Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.
Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.
How about you?
God you're such a skipping record dude get it together
uhh what? lol.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18878663 - 09/23/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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learning sponge said: id come to yer house and eat yer food and do your K
seriously though I guess repent
You mean like pray to god and say you are sorry for your sins?
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: st1llnox]
#18878664 - 09/23/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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st1llnox said: Probably something between what you said and this:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18719411
I'm also a knowledge-hoarder. I would make sure my Britannica Great Books set, leatherbound book collection, library of technical manuals and trade paperback programming books, and much of my general collection were somewhere safe.
Knowledge as it's realized in the human mind would be the greatest loss of all, after my mom and dad and all that of course. 
ROFL that was YOU lolololol. C'mere.
Wanna share books when it all comes down? I'm gonna cut out all the Britannica books past about Aristotle Vol. 2 and fill em with droogs 
JK. A bible would be ironically perfect for that... 
Robogels go in the Qu'ran tho.
Condoms in the book of Mormon.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: st1llnox]
#18878666 - 09/23/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stockpiling books is a good idea.
A few survival manuals, a few religious scriptures and a few escapist fantasy books.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18878671 - 09/23/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: Stockpiling books is a good idea.
A few survival manuals, a few religious scriptures and a few escapist fantasy books.
You're forgetting 99% of what matters.
Literature, philosophy, early science and math texts, poetry, a little history...
Just getcha a copy of the Britannica Great Books set and you'll be alright though
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: st1llnox]
#18878680 - 09/23/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I might just do that someday!
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18878684 - 09/23/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said:
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learning sponge said: id come to yer house and eat yer food and do your K
seriously though I guess repent
You mean like pray to god and say you are sorry for your sins?
yeah
that or just go into beast mode..i have a few of those hordes covered but food and water I don't so I might have to kill to survive.
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#18878690 - 09/23/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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if all shroomerites met up after shit went down, i think we'd be make a good society.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18878691 - 09/23/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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learning sponge said:
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Moonshoe said:
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learning sponge said: id come to yer house and eat yer food and do your K
seriously though I guess repent
You mean like pray to god and say you are sorry for your sins?
yeah
that or just go into beast mode..i have a few of those hordes covered but food and water I don't so I might have to kill to survive.
Hmm. Maybe you could do both?
If god is going to forgive your sins, maybe he will also forgive you for looting and pillaging.
Do you have guns?
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18878695 - 09/23/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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learning sponge said:
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Moonshoe said:
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learning sponge said: id come to yer house and eat yer food and do your K
seriously though I guess repent
You mean like pray to god and say you are sorry for your sins?
yeah
that or just go into beast mode..i have a few of those hordes covered but food and water I don't so I might have to kill to survive.
We could join the Companions in Whiterun and become Werewolves. That way we would regenerate health and vitality by eating corpses.
Efficient shit right thur.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: st1llnox]
#18878697 - 09/23/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mmm skyrim.
I cant wait to get back into playing that.
Im playing an Argonian right now who is sort of a fighter-mage hybrid. So far he is my favorite character ever. Not going to make him a werewolf though.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18878701 - 09/23/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: mmm skyrim.
I cant wait to get back into playing that.
Im playing an Argonian right now who is sort of a fighter-mage hybrid. So far he is my favorite character ever. Not going to make him a werewolf though.
Iz it cuz then yer frends wud be too delishus?
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18878705 - 09/23/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said:
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learning sponge said:
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Moonshoe said:
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learning sponge said: id come to yer house and eat yer food and do your K
seriously though I guess repent
You mean like pray to god and say you are sorry for your sins?
yeah
that or just go into beast mode..i have a few of those hordes covered but food and water I don't so I might have to kill to survive.
Hmm. Maybe you could do both?
If god is going to forgive your sins, maybe he will also forgive you for looting and pillaging.
Do you have guns?
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18878741 - 09/23/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Burn all my music to compact discs, stock pile batteries, get some solar power battery chargers, get a couple pairs of glasses and a lot of contacts & contact solution, get a portable battery powered amp for my electric guitar, buy more LSD & spend the rest of my money on water and proceed.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#18878749 - 09/23/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not sure, I'd start doing a lot of research on survival. I know one of the actions I would need to take would be to start making my way South. The approaching winter would kill people off here. I find the cold hard to deal with with heating and shelter, never mind being potentially without it (I assume a global catastrophe would mean no power).
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Eukaryote11]
#18878757 - 09/23/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd go to japan, it seems safe there.
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#18879003 - 09/23/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?
Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.
Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.
Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.
How about you?
why waste time stocking up if your just going to drown your reality with ket and benzos anyway?
stop wasting time fearing the end and enjoy the present.
you only live once. in other words, your gonna fuckin die. so live it up!
nothing is worse for your wellbeing than constantly worrying about things out of your control. that doesn't mean you shouldn't care about the fucked up shit thats going on the world, but you know, balance.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: rulesq]
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18879127 - 09/23/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would look up every girl who had D cup tities in middle school. And with or with out there consent, measure to see how well the have aged.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: collie man]
#18879966 - 09/23/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would horde food and water and all those neccessities possible build an underground shelter based on the type of catastrophe or something
And i would make sure all the people in my life know how much i care about them
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18879990 - 09/23/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My biggest concern would be water. With water, I can grow my own food. Without it, it is much more difficult.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: nicechrisman]
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Are we talking about Comet ISON here???
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: GOATOAD]
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I would just kill myself to make it easier. I wouldn't want to have to deal with all the bullshit, lack of food/water, people killing one another.
although, idk i probably would have fun going on a rampage so who knows.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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So, OP... do you know something that we don't?
 
Personally, I'd be not taking lots of K and benzos so I could... I dunno... be coherent enough to survive.
Okay, well maybe just a tiny bit of benzos....
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: CidneyIndole]
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I'm starting to feel like OP is a TV-star (Doomsday Preppers), with all these apocalyptic threads and whatnot..
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said: How about you?
I would kidnap and torture people. Since everyone is going down and no authority would resist the disaster I can do whatever the fuck I want and this is torturing random, most likely innocent people.
I would hang them upside down and start sawing through their bodies starting from the region between their legs. Since they're upside down there will always be blood going towards their brain so they would remain alive for longer to experience the torture.
Also another instrument would be the pear of anguish. In the ass for males, in the vagina for females.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said: Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?
Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.
Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.
Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.
How about you?
Locate and stalk people like you, then hustle you for your supplies in the middle of it.
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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i'm gonna grow shit tons of mushrooms, dose everybody around me ninja-style, & start my own religion... with all the tithes coming in i'll never go hungry...
-------------------- “I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” ~ St. Jerome of Marin
the bus come by & i got on, that's when it all began
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ClockCode
A Lonely Hypha


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Posts: 546
Loc: The Highest Desert
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: leon trout]
#18880697 - 09/23/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is the best idea. Cult leaders never go hungry as long as they have members.
-------------------- Psilovibing
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Gumby
Fishnologist


Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#18880904 - 09/23/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd take a poop, have a bunch of unprotected sex with random women, set some cars on fire, and get hooked on heroin.
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pcplease
Salame

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Posts: 6,089
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Gumby]
#18880956 - 09/23/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stockpile agricultural supplies and learn how to use any equipment I don't already know how to.
Stockpile good-gened women and sperm. A few doctors and vets.
Maybe raid a few libraries in addition to physicians guides and an encyclopedia.
& of course, build an ark for good biblical measure.
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mellowparty
legitimate researcher


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: pcplease]
#18880962 - 09/23/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
pcplease said: Stockpile agricultural supplies and learn how to use any equipment I don't already know how to.
Stockpile good-gened women and sperm. A few doctors and vets.
Maybe raid a few libraries in addition to physicians guides and an encyclopedia.
& of course, build an ark for good biblical measure.
Like thats gonna happen
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pcplease
Salame

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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: mellowparty]
#18881013 - 09/23/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah the ladies would love it, Nothing gets them hotter than apocolyptic foreplay.
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Rauhfasertapete
The Final Cauliflower of Doom!



Registered: 02/22/13
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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: pcplease]
#18881088 - 09/23/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I´d pursue the morbid celebration of doom! I´d take no measures to keep myself alive or something like that, I´d buy booze and sugar for brewing and grains for growing and drink and trip as much as I can and to intoxicate all the people I know, in order to become/make everybody insane even before all these apocalyptic things actually become serious... if afterwards the doomsday-rumours turn out to be a hoax, however, won´t matter anymore. they may call it a self-fulfilling prophecy
-------------------- Ich will Eins werden mit dem Gewürm auf dem Felde! if mutual gift exchange is desired, follow this link
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