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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Eukaryote11]
    #18878757 - 09/23/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd go to japan, it seems safe there.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #18879003 - 09/23/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?

Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.

Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.

Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.

How about you?




why waste time stocking up if your just going to drown your reality with ket and benzos anyway?

stop wasting time fearing the end and enjoy the present.:thumbup:

you only live once. in other words, your gonna fuckin die. so live it up!

nothing is worse for your wellbeing than constantly worrying about things out of your control. that doesn't mean you shouldn't care about the fucked up shit thats going on the world, but you know, balance.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18879072 - 09/23/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: rulesq]
    #18879098 - 09/23/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol::thumbup::awehigh:


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18879114 - 09/23/13 02:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18879127 - 09/23/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would look up every girl who had D cup tities in middle school. And with or with out there consent, measure to see how well the have aged.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: collie man]
    #18879966 - 09/23/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would horde food and water and all those neccessities possible build an underground shelter based on the type of catastrophe or something

And i would make sure all the people in my life know how much i care about them


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18879990 - 09/23/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My biggest concern would be water. With water, I can grow my own food. Without it, it is much more difficult.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18880011 - 09/23/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Are we talking about Comet ISON here???


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: GOATOAD]
    #18880202 - 09/23/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would just kill myself to make it easier. I wouldn't want to have to deal with all the bullshit, lack of food/water, people killing one another.

although, idk i probably would have fun going on a rampage so who knows.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18880606 - 09/23/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So, OP... do you know something that we don't?


:confused::tinfoil:



Personally, I'd be not taking lots of K and benzos so I could... I dunno... be coherent enough to survive.


Okay, well maybe just a tiny bit of benzos....


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #18880623 - 09/23/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm starting to feel like OP is a TV-star (Doomsday Preppers), with all these apocalyptic threads and whatnot..


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18880639 - 09/23/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
How about you?



I would kidnap and torture people. Since everyone is going down and no authority would resist the disaster I can do whatever the fuck I want and this is torturing random, most likely innocent people.

I would hang them upside down and start sawing through their bodies starting from the region between their legs. Since they're upside down there will always be blood going towards their brain so they would remain alive for longer to experience the torture.

Also another instrument would be the pear of anguish. In the ass for males, in the vagina for females.



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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18880664 - 09/23/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Hypothetically if you knew that there would be a massive global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do?

Personally I would first stockpile food, water, weapons, drugs, medicines and survival supplies.

Once that was done I would spend my remaining time meditating, doing yoga, doing ayahuasca and dmt, and cuddling my wife.

Once the disaster really hit I would take ketamine and benzos.

How about you?




Locate and stalk people like you, then hustle you for your supplies in the middle of it.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18880681 - 09/23/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i'm gonna grow shit tons of mushrooms, dose everybody around me ninja-style, & start my own religion... with all the tithes coming in i'll never go hungry...


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: leon trout]
    #18880697 - 09/23/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This is the best idea.  Cult leaders never go hungry as long as they have members.  :smirk:


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18880904 - 09/23/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd take a poop, have a bunch of unprotected sex with random women, set some cars on fire, and get hooked on heroin.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: Gumby]
    #18880956 - 09/23/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Stockpile agricultural supplies and learn how to use any equipment I don't already know how to.

Stockpile good-gened women and sperm. A few doctors and vets.

Maybe raid a few libraries in addition to physicians guides and an encyclopedia.

& of course, build an ark for good biblical measure.


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: pcplease]
    #18880962 - 09/23/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:
Stockpile agricultural supplies and learn how to use any equipment I don't already know how to.

Stockpile good-gened women and sperm. A few doctors and vets.

Maybe raid a few libraries in addition to physicians guides and an encyclopedia.

& of course, build an ark for good biblical measure.



Like thats gonna happen


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Re: If you knew there would be a huge global catastrophe in 2 months, what would you do? [Re: mellowparty]
    #18881013 - 09/23/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nah the ladies would love it,
Nothing gets them hotter than apocolyptic foreplay.


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