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GREEN POOP!!!
    #18878322 - 09/22/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so i was at my bosses party last night :wooyeah: as some of you may know..

when i woke up this morning i had to take a dump :amazedohmygod: i know right but dont worry it gets better.

so i was  :awshitherewego: and dropped a few

when i went to flush i look and  :ohgodpleaseno: my shits green!!!

WTF is this!  :cannotunsee:

i was thinking that maybe all the wine i drunk last night might have done it. i usually dont drink wine but  :cheersyoufuck: what the hell why not.

took a dump tonight and it was just fine :booooom:

can wine turn ur dump green?

ps. one time i ate a shit load of red velvet cake and i though i was having a ass period the next day! :needsomeair:

dont want to talk about green poop?
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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #18878331 - 09/22/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i likeyour posting style.




i like green poop too. it makes me feel healthy


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: memes]
    #18878356 - 09/22/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Tarry black and red are the only colors you should worry about as far as I know. Everything else is just natures way  :hippie:


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #18878358 - 09/22/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I took too much magnesium before an acid trip once, and had neon green diarrhea before I started to trip. The trip made me scared for my health, and subsequently resulted in me having awful thought loops over me urinating and my heart and a bunch of shit. I got into a fear that I would start peeing blood or something, which took several more trips before It finally went away. I once had a nightmare of peeing blood weeks later because I went into this trip with a bad mindset from accidentally taking too much magnesium too quickly.


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18878364 - 09/22/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I had a poop that was half caramel colour and half rust colour it was pretty neat.


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: kinkaku]
    #18878384 - 09/22/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wait what? did a mod change this thread or something?

This thread was about something different and now it's about poop


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18878390 - 09/22/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Tarry black and red are the only colors you should worry about as far as I know. Everything else is just natures way  :hippie:




some one should make pills to turn ur poop different colors!

baby blue poop! :ohboycomputer:

leave it for the next person... :thataintright:


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: dontknow]
    #18878392 - 09/22/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I pooped blue once.
Completely blue.
I had one of those ring candied lollipop things that was blue.
It was one of my lifes biggest achievements.


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: dontknow]
    #18878396 - 09/22/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Wait what? did a mod change this thread or something?

This thread was about something different and now it's about poop




no i made this poop thread a few min ago.

unless u are thinking of my bosses party/his daughter thread last night.


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #18878399 - 09/22/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Purple color turns your poo green.Grape drank,fruity pebbles and I imagine grape wine could possibly do it.
How do I know,I've had the greens myself and googled that shit.


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #18878400 - 09/22/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
Quote:

dontknow said:
Wait what? did a mod change this thread or something?

This thread was about something different and now it's about poop




no i made this poop threat a few min ago.

unless u are thinking of my bosses part/his daughter threat last night.


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Re: GREEN POOP!!! [Re: amungus]
    #18878491 - 09/22/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
I took too much magnesium before an acid trip once, and had neon green diarrhea before I started to trip. The trip made me scared for my health, and subsequently resulted in me having awful thought loops over me urinating and my heart and a bunch of shit. I got into a fear that I would start peeing blood or something, which took several more trips before It finally went away. I once had a nightmare of peeing blood weeks later because I went into this trip with a bad mindset from accidentally taking too much magnesium too quickly.




I think I wanna be an Acidhead now just like you :hug:


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Purple color turns your poo green.Grape drank,fruity pebbles and I imagine grape wine could possibly do it.
How do I know,I've had the greens myself and googled that shit.





I'm a vegetarian for about 5 years running and green isn't uncommon.

Dropped some Irish-lookin' nuggets-o-green at McDonalds today (in the toilet, of course... the only nuggets I drop anywhere near the food are chicken [mc]nuggets :wink:).


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