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SomeGuyX
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: ClockCode]
#18874337 - 09/21/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol, ever watch the show "Orange is the New Black"? The husband said that line in the show
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: SomeGuyX]
#18874352 - 09/21/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats a chick show dude...
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Not Responding]
#18874365 - 09/21/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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A chick show huh? I found it pretty entertaining. Keep an open mind, don't put labels on things especially if you haven't tried it.
Don't listen to him, it's a good show.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: SomeGuyX]
#18874369 - 09/22/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yup its a good show
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ClockCode
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: fee]
#18874380 - 09/22/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I've seen it.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: ClockCode]
#18874455 - 09/22/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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my chick was watching it or awhile and i would watch it here and there, with her. to me, it seemed like the show was aimed at woman viewers.
so, thats just like my opinion man.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
#18875579 - 09/22/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: "when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"
LOL WTF
do any of you do this or know anybody who does?
I tried to do that a few years ago when I was a kid; I had to stay at my friends house for a few days. I got really horny and I didn't want to ejaculate all over their sheets - pinching the end of my penis did not help.
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st1llnox
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripped83]
#18876264 - 09/22/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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SomeGuyX said: A chick show huh? I found it pretty entertaining. Keep an open mind, don't put labels on things especially if you haven't tried it.
Don't listen to him, it's a good show.
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fee said: Yup its a good show
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ClockCode said: Yeah I've seen it.
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ClockCode said: Yeah I've seen it.
I haven't seen it but it's a good show. Targeted mainly at a skilled-tradesman audience I think. 
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Sheekle said: "when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"
LOL WTF
do any of you do this or know anybody who does?
I tried to do that a few years ago when I was a kid; I had to stay at my friends house for a few days. I got really horny and I didn't want to ejaculate all over their sheets - pinching the end of my penis did not help. 
In all reality, unless anyone with a microbiology background has something to say, I don't see anything wrong with just jizzing on the underwear you're bound to be wearing (you weren't sleeping at this friends house NAKED, were you? )
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] 1
#18876343 - 09/22/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i do what most normal people do: i turn on my disposal in the kitchen sink and blow my load straight in there.
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SomeGuyX
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: millzy] 1
#18876386 - 09/22/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jesus christ
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: SomeGuyX] 1
#18876410 - 09/22/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lmao
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st1llnox
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: millzy]
#18876437 - 09/22/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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millzy said: i do what most normal people do: i turn on my disposal in the kitchen sink and blow my load straight in there.
You're a fucking MAN!!!
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The5thElement
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] 1
#18876458 - 09/22/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I SHOOT MINE AT THE WALLS
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Sketch Turner
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
#18876630 - 09/22/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're a slut... I'm circumcised and not in America, so I'm in the minority. I suppose it could be awkward but I don't have one night stands often so most the time when I get the laid the girls already aware. Either way I don't really care because it takes me longer to climax, which can help with sex, unless I have to wear a condom, in which case I might as well not even bother trying...
I WANT MY FUCKING FORESKIN BACK!
Someone told me once that if you stopped yourself right before an orgasm it was like ten times better, obviously he was an idiot, you're just putting yourself at risk of a major urinary tract infection.
Oh yeah while we're on the subject of masturbation habits, these days I don't even bother watching porn to masturbate too, I just do it in a half dreaming state when it's medicinally of importance. This leads me to waking up properly right before I finish and jumping out of bed whilst still jacking off and ejaculating on my wooden laminate floor... Just so you all know.
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SomeGuyX
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sketch Turner]
#18876812 - 09/22/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cursed Realms said: Oh yeah while we're on the subject of masturbation habits, these days I don't even bother watching porn to masturbate too, I just do it in a half dreaming state when it's medicinally of importance. This leads me to waking up properly right before I finish and jumping out of bed whilst still jacking off and ejaculating on my wooden laminate floor... Just so you all know.
You serious?
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: SomeGuyX]
#18876829 - 09/22/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, it's only been as of late though. I just don't enjoy it as much as I used to, I'm probably just depressed. I'm getting mixed signals from you Sti1iil11ox, are you gay, a woman or bisexual? I always presumed you were just a guy with long ginger hair and beard.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sketch Turner]
#18876935 - 09/22/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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jerking it in that state feels amazing just so you know
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: mr sniffles]
#18876961 - 09/22/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It sure does man, it sure does.
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st1llnox
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: SomeGuyX]
#18877017 - 09/22/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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SomeGuyX said:
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Cursed Realms said: Oh yeah while we're on the subject of masturbation habits, these days I don't even bother watching porn to masturbate too, I just do it in a half dreaming state when it's medicinally of importance. This leads me to waking up properly right before I finish and jumping out of bed whilst still jacking off and ejaculating on my wooden laminate floor... Just so you all know.
You serious?
Foregen.org. Want to both sign up as participants (patients)? Some uncut european dude thinks we should get our foreskin back if we want lol. "they don't know what they're missing", he once said if only to paraphrase.
They've already cut a rabits penis completely off and regrown it. Yay stem cells? 
I'm honestly considering shifting a little towards biological engineering with some physics as my longitudinal educational emphasis to help pioneer this. It's something I could get passionate enough about (seeing as I'd benefit and have considered suicide over this in the past... my feelings on being sliced ebb and flow) that it would take care of itself, and god knows I've got the science aptitude at least. (Although chemistry is so boring when it's not like, an aside to something else like biology or pharmacology).
In the meantime, you can restore look and SOME sensitivity (strictly in the scope of the glans, and possibly the mucousal remainder of what was your inner-foreskin, however), by simply stretching the skin, which causes new skin to grow the same way it makes sure obese people don't pop (and have excess skin if they ever lose weight).
Here's a device for this: http://tlctugger.com/
TMI WARNING:
My dick's skin used to be like skin tight and I had like never masturbated without lube until I found out about the foreskin (didn't know they existed until 10th grade, and that's after at least a couple years of fappity fapping to gay porn, if that tells you anything of the prevalence in America).
I found out about circumcision, read on wikipedia at a glance that supposedly 90% of men are uncircumcised, and immediately felt robbed and excluded. Turns out they meant 90% in the world, even if most people you'd ever fuck here if you're into guys are snipped, but I'd already endeavored well into stretching my skin and now I've still got a nice "high and tight"-style look (there are actually circumcision "styles" ).
I got far enough that it's super easy to fap without lube now, although I think I might be especially sensitive or something or just super horny all the time cause I fap like 4 times a day and it's usually like "dude lube would be awesome" but I'm like halfway done before I think of it and it's like well I've only got like a minute left.
You might enjoy this.
Also, one time I was fucking this super fat dude to test out this cushion for the pushin thing and while I usually (aka never) use condoms, I actually fucking wanted to for Jabba here. He put it on me though and he put a little lube on my dick head and on the underside of my shaft down to the circumcision scar before he put the condom on and it was actually pretty fun... and keep in mind that it was a SUPER fucking vain dude (me) fucking a super nasty mcfatty. Condoms aren't so bad then again, wouldn't know... haven't used one since.
Try this next time you balloon-up 
How do one night stands react, may I ask?
I kinda like being circumcised though, or some parts of it anyway. Again, this ebbs and flows. I always dread when guys are about to pull it out that it's gonna be an anteater, but again... negligibly rare occurrence we're talking here in the states.
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm definitely not a woman. Not a ginger and don't have a beard right now (work doesn't allow), but here's the closest I've been to bearded AND long hair:
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
#18877026 - 09/22/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Also, was yours medical or do your parents just deserve to be flayed alive?
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