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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: ManianFH]
    #18874685 - 09/22/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It'd probably feel weird beating my meat the much anyway:feelsweirdman:


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OfflineMagenta
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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18874898 - 09/22/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Deep heat rubbed into the head and surrounds stimulates the cells and makes them reproduce, and thus your penis grows fatter, and slightly longer.
:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Magenta]
    #18875339 - 09/22/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you're overweight, losing weight will help. But this isn't technically gaining length.

I gained a bunch of weight a while back and lost what looked like an half inch due to the extra fat around my dick.

Lost the weight, and now im looking proper again.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: EdibleStereos] * 1
    #18876495 - 09/22/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just had a dream I had sex with Miley Cyrus:lol:

There were mad positions involved at least three, didn't sploog my pants either.

It ended when her vagina was missing then someone pointed at her butthole and showed me she was a female cat. I don't know exactly what happened after that:confused:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18876600 - 09/22/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
I just had a dream I had sex with Miley Cyrus:lol:

There were mad positions involved at least three, didn't sploog my pants either.

It ended when her vagina was missing then someone pointed at her butthole and showed me she was a female cat. I don't know exactly what happened after that:confused:




Me too. What night was that.


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Yage]
    #18877189 - 09/22/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You absolutely can make your penis bigger.  It has been mentioned already in this thread, but PEGym (http://www.pegym.com/forums/penis-enlargement-forum/ ) is really the best resource on the internet.  They have beginner routines of jelquing with proper warm-up and warm-down so you don't injure yourself.

If you stick with it you should be able to grow easily 1-2" in a year or so in length and 1" or so in girth.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18877215 - 09/22/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

that was way too much information again


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18877221 - 09/22/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I read that it it'd diminish a bit when you stopped

it's like a muscle baby:penis:

I know it isn't but thats what someone said


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18877832 - 09/22/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

that was way too much information again



You made a thread on the topic but didn't want any serious answers?  What were you looking for?

Quote:

aiyobro said:
I read that it it'd diminish a bit when you stopped

it's like a muscle baby:penis:

I know it isn't but thats what someone said



No, if you stick with it for long enough you will cement your gains permanently.  It does not only improve size, however.  It also improves erection quality and performance.


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18878335 - 09/22/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly trying to make your dick bigger is more pathetic then having a small dick. I mean if you have an average dick most girls are chill with that. If you listen to howard stern almost every porn star, actress, etc always say it doesn't matter. Now if you have an incredibly tiny dick then that could require intervention. If your average don't take the leap to stretch your dick out just to say you got a temporary bigger dick. :shrug:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Gorlax]
    #18878927 - 09/23/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe you just don't get sexually excited enough. Maybe you're just staring at your semi-boner.


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: circastes]
    #18878949 - 09/23/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Mine gets bigger reading these threads.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: koods]
    #18879089 - 09/23/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Guess who found a ruler today

:aweoverdose:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18879090 - 09/23/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
Guess who found a ruler today

:aweoverdose:



And?


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: koods]
    #18879110 - 09/23/13 02:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If I got like another inch my shit would look huuuuuge

another four inches and I could suck my dick yo!


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18879124 - 09/23/13 02:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
If I got like another inch my shit would look huuuuuge

another four inches and I could suck my dick yo!




That ruler is in centimeters.


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18879136 - 09/23/13 02:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
If I got like another inch my shit would look huuuuuge

another four inches and I could suck my dick yo!




Any extra fat on you?  Losing the pooch above your junk will make it look way bigger.


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18879139 - 09/23/13 02:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Says the guy with the huge dick


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18886146 - 09/24/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Almost always, a male who is self-consious about dick size lacks confidence, and women aren't normally attracted to tail-tucked men.
The fact remains, however, that there is no way your parents will not notice the smell emmited by you stretching your dick.


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18886527 - 09/24/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
I like my size, I think it looks good, but then I see these girls with big fat asses and a guy with a big dick and I feel kind of average down there.




in my experience, the girls i have had sex with and talked about this with said anything over 7 inches is to much, and 4 inches is to small.

so if your 5-7 your golden.. i think its cause 1 it hurts them less and does the same job, and two a shorter dick means they can suck your entire dick with a less of a problem


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