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Key to Happiness * 1
    #18872581 - 09/21/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Psalm 137:9

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #18872603 - 09/21/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

that actually sounds pretty fun  :kimjongil:


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: andrewss]
    #18872612 - 09/21/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This is why Christians are against abortion.


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18874585 - 09/22/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
Psalm 137:9

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.





I prefer using their underdeveloped and maleable skulls as stress balls.


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18874590 - 09/22/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How blessed will be the one who seizes your young children and pulverizes them against the cliff!


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: tarzan92]
    #18874843 - 09/22/13 06:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

nice:braindamage:  Jesus hates you.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Icelander]
    #18875982 - 09/22/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Somehow, I don't think even the most indoctrinated Bibler can defend this verse - even those who regularly read Psalms for 'inspiration'.

Some members (who are unable to use a search engine or read their own Holy Book) actually PMed me and indignantly accused me of making this up.


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18876151 - 09/22/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Some members (who are unable to use a search engine or read their own Holy Book) actually PMed me and indignantly accused me of making this up.




:lolsy:

I read the bible so I could argue with Christians, then I realized few of them had read it


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18876257 - 09/22/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Psalm 137:9

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.





:thefuck: what is the meaning of this


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18876491 - 09/22/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I believe the Bible is the inerrant Word of God except for the parts that are errant.


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18876707 - 09/22/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

God is omnipotent, but he's still learning

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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18876784 - 09/22/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How blessed will be the one who seizes your young children and pulverizes them against the cliff!
Psalm 137:9        Every version of the bible is translated differently


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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: tarzan92]
    #18876858 - 09/22/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:jiggletits:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Icelander]
    #18877094 - 09/22/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'll never cease to be amazed at the monstrosities that are preached by those most 'holy' books in our culture. Admittedly, I've over read the Bible and the Quran, but they both contained enough of this kind of nonsense to make my eyes nearly pop out of my skull...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #18877101 - 09/22/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well god wasn't being serious. He was just making funny. :pope:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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