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OrgoneConclusion
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Key to Happiness 1
#18872581 - 09/21/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psalm 137:9
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
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andrewss
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that actually sounds pretty fun
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: andrewss]
#18872612 - 09/21/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is why Christians are against abortion.
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OrgoneConclusion said: Psalm 137:9
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
I prefer using their underdeveloped and maleable skulls as stress balls.
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How blessed will be the one who seizes your young children and pulverizes them against the cliff!
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: tarzan92]
#18874843 - 09/22/13 06:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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nice Jesus hates you.
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Icelander]
#18875982 - 09/22/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Somehow, I don't think even the most indoctrinated Bibler can defend this verse - even those who regularly read Psalms for 'inspiration'.
Some members (who are unable to use a search engine or read their own Holy Book) actually PMed me and indignantly accused me of making this up.
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Some members (who are unable to use a search engine or read their own Holy Book) actually PMed me and indignantly accused me of making this up.

I read the bible so I could argue with Christians, then I realized few of them had read it
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OrgoneConclusion said: Psalm 137:9
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
:thefuck: what is the meaning of this
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OrgoneConclusion
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I believe the Bible is the inerrant Word of God except for the parts that are errant.
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God is omnipotent, but he's still learning
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How blessed will be the one who seizes your young children and pulverizes them against the cliff! Psalm 137:9 Every version of the bible is translated differently
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: tarzan92]
#18876858 - 09/22/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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Re: Key to Happiness [Re: Icelander]
#18877094 - 09/22/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll never cease to be amazed at the monstrosities that are preached by those most 'holy' books in our culture. Admittedly, I've over read the Bible and the Quran, but they both contained enough of this kind of nonsense to make my eyes nearly pop out of my skull...
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Well god wasn't being serious. He was just making funny.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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