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Offlineevileye001
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GOT DAMN DAT ASS
    #18874383 - 09/22/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so my boss is cool as fuck :cheersyoufuck: invits me over to a BBQ at his house!  :youthemandawg:

so i was like  :shockingsurprise: fuck yea! free food and last till the beer runs out he said... :somefunnyshit:

so i go to his house and its like :offthehook:

fuck yea

he introduces every body. and last but not least his daughter... :thatistroubling:

23 yo 5,5 blond, tight body, popping ass...  :zomgzomgzomg:

oh fuck! dont get a boner at ur bosses party! at his daughter!!!!

we all start mingling and his daughter starts talking to me.

my boss is like.  :nohellno:

his little girl tells him to fuck off. in nicer words. im just  :bashful:

so he backs off and... :idhitit:

happy daughter happy boss!!! lol

thank god me and him go way back. i hope its way back enough. if not it was soooo worth it!!!

:bearbreakdance:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001]
    #18874387 - 09/22/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pics now


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001]
    #18874391 - 09/22/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hell yeah dude nice story. I like the daring use of gif's :smile:

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InvisibleClockCode
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: fee]
    #18874392 - 09/22/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This thread's excessive use of gifs is not worth it without photographic evidence of said chick.


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: ClockCode]
    #18874395 - 09/22/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Offlineevileye001
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18874402 - 09/22/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

cant any body just enjoy the story!


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Offlineberdinwall
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001]
    #18874410 - 09/22/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm confused. Did you bang her er what?


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001] * 4
    #18874411 - 09/22/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Its not a good story without a decent reason for us to whip our dicks out.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001]
    #18874412 - 09/22/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
cant any body just enjoy the story!





Until there's proof that's it is, a story


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Offlineevileye001
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: ClockCode]
    #18874425 - 09/22/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ClockCode said:
Its not a good story without a decent reason for us to whip our dicks out.




sorry no porn for lonely you tonight. use ur...



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Invisiblefee
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001] * 3
    #18874448 - 09/22/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How big was her cock?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #18874485 - 09/22/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: Sheekle]
    #18874490 - 09/22/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

THE GIFS ARE NOT ENOUGH TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LACK OF PICTURES MAN


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18874494 - 09/22/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so where is the  :jiggletits:


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: Legend]
    #18875022 - 09/22/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I enjoyed the story :yesnod:
didn't you mention something that had to do with this not so long ago


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18875026 - 09/22/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pics or gtfo op I hate being disappointed!


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: Legend]
    #18875035 - 09/22/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
so where is the  :jiggletits:




Dude everytime i see that gif i spend like 10 minutes trying to read her lips. Wtf is she saying! :wtfsonic:

Its bothers me.


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18875038 - 09/22/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Looks something like "I something... and one for you" but I could be way off lol


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: berdinwall]
    #18875039 - 09/22/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: now I wonder too never noticed her mouth was moving


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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18875102 - 09/22/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

Legend said:
so where is the  :jiggletits:




Dude everytime i see that gif i spend like 10 minutes trying to read her lips. Wtf is she saying! :wtfsonic:

Its bothers me.





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