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evileye001
Stranger then you



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GOT DAMN DAT ASS
#18874383 - 09/22/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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so my boss is cool as fuck invits me over to a BBQ at his house!
so i was like fuck yea! free food and last till the beer runs out he said...
so i go to his house and its like
fuck yea
he introduces every body. and last but not least his daughter...
23 yo 5,5 blond, tight body, popping ass...
oh fuck! dont get a boner at ur bosses party! at his daughter!!!!
we all start mingling and his daughter starts talking to me.
my boss is like.
his little girl tells him to fuck off. in nicer words. im just
so he backs off and...
happy daughter happy boss!!! lol
thank god me and him go way back. i hope its way back enough. if not it was soooo worth it!!!
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fee
Im he who is the


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Pics now
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Labs4858


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Hell yeah dude nice story. I like the daring use of gif's
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ClockCode
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: fee]
#18874392 - 09/22/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread's excessive use of gifs is not worth it without photographic evidence of said chick.
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Edited by ClockCode (09/22/13 12:09 AM)
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volcomstoner
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: ClockCode]
#18874395 - 09/22/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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evileye001
Stranger then you



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cant any body just enjoy the story!
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berdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


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I'm confused. Did you bang her er what?
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ClockCode
A Lonely Hypha


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Its not a good story without a decent reason for us to whip our dicks out.
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fee
Im he who is the


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Quote:
evileye001 said: cant any body just enjoy the story!
Until there's proof that's it is, a story
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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evileye001
Stranger then you



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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: ClockCode]
#18874425 - 09/22/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ClockCode said: Its not a good story without a decent reason for us to whip our dicks out.
sorry no porn for lonely you tonight. use ur...
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fee
Im he who is the


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How big was her cock?
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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mr sniffles
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: Sheekle]
#18874490 - 09/22/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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THE GIFS ARE NOT ENOUGH TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LACK OF PICTURES MAN
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Legend
RIP Sasha


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so where is the
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watermelon mon
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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: Legend]
#18875022 - 09/22/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I enjoyed the story didn't you mention something that had to do with this not so long ago
Edited by watermelon mon (09/22/13 09:59 AM)
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Gilgamesh18
Herbivore Man

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Pics or gtfo op I hate being disappointed!
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Fuckin Stuckin in the Muckin



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Re: GOT DAMN DAT ASS [Re: Legend]
#18875035 - 09/22/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Legend said: so where is the 
Dude everytime i see that gif i spend like 10 minutes trying to read her lips. Wtf is she saying! 
Its bothers me.
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berdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


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Looks something like "I something... and one for you" but I could be way off lol
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watermelon mon
Willow Trees


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now I wonder too never noticed her mouth was moving
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4runner


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Quote:
MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:
Legend said: so where is the 
Dude everytime i see that gif i spend like 10 minutes trying to read her lips. Wtf is she saying! 
Its bothers me.
"Hi I'm Olivia Wilde, and welcome to the GQ Comedy issue."
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