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OfflineKonyap

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has anyone actually made their penis bigger
    #18873216 - 09/21/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I like my size, I think it looks good, but then I see these girls with big fat asses and a guy with a big dick and I feel kind of average down there.


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Offlinecgsjames
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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18873225 - 09/21/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have a rolling pin and a plastic Baggie?


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: cgsjames]
    #18873230 - 09/21/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm just asking:lol: I don't want any details.


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Offlinecgsjames
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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18873285 - 09/21/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wish, but unfortunately most of those "make your dick bigger in 6 step porn adds" don't work someone please correct me if I'm wrong.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: cgsjames]
    #18873298 - 09/21/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I was just asking, cuz usually I'm sitting on the toilet cranking one out. There's a way to stimulate foreskin growth so I knock out two jobs at once.


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18873320 - 09/21/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080829134303AASfQzG
It says you have to rap it around a pencil........ hahah just kidding but seriously check it out seems pretty straight froward.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: cgsjames]
    #18873529 - 09/21/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Drop it in some perlite:awecid:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18873570 - 09/21/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

not possible without surgery. It's like trying to make your tongue longer... from what I know all those gimmics cause temporary effects.. like minutes. simply by stretching your dick.. can't be good later in life.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Gorlax]
    #18873599 - 09/21/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

doesn't answer my question though

dick bigger?


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18873669 - 09/21/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, most women much prefer a man who they know will be there for them. MOST women want a man who will help raise kids...
Talk sweet to them, and stock up on condoms.
Seriously, I fucked many women in a never see you again setting, I wonder how many of them would have made a great wife.


You might slowly work up to fisting her, if you feel less than a man. Grape seed oil is pretty cheap.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Rockhound]
    #18873733 - 09/21/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Whenever I do doggie style they say they dont feel anything:wtf:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18873751 - 09/21/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If she is only concerned about size, she knows she can suck it to its' maximum largeness.


stick two fingers just inside her. Wiggle around until she moans. gently massage that spot until.......
If you do it right, have a plan to marry her or be ok with her stalking you for a long time.


Edited by Rockhound (09/21/13 08:44 PM)


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Rockhound]
    #18873931 - 09/21/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Meh, probably just a big ass thing anyway


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Rockhound]
    #18873935 - 09/21/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Theres a thread on here that will make you glad not to try enlarging your dick. Give this thread a look before trying anything. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14559967#14559967


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: brokentv]
    #18873992 - 09/21/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I remember coming across a forum on this I'll go look


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18873995 - 09/21/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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OfflineKonyap

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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18874088 - 09/21/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It's like a body building forum :penis:


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Rockhound]
    #18874185 - 09/21/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Rockhound said:
Dude, most women much prefer a man who they know will be there for them. MOST women want a man who will help raise kids...
Talk sweet to them, and stock up on condoms.
Seriously, I fucked many women in a never see you again setting, I wonder how many of them would have made a great wife.


You might slowly work up to fisting her, if you feel less than a man. Grape seed oil is pretty cheap.




:cool:


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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18874237 - 09/21/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Big ass doesn't always entail a loose vag haha.  Dunno where you got this but I know a girl with evidence to the contrary.


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OfflineManianFHS
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Re: has anyone actually made their penis bigger [Re: Konyap]
    #18874648 - 09/22/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Best not to waste too much mental energy on something as trivial as penis size. That shit could be better focused on video games, or fucking women with normal sized asses and vaginas

I gave up the penis size obsession in my early 20s. Partly because it fueled an awful OCD habit, and secondly because I realized that any bitch who is unhappy with my wang is not the bitch for me in more ways than one.


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Edited by ManianFH (09/22/13 03:50 AM)


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