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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25589849 - 11/03/18 06:54 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

What stupid thing?


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: st1llnox]
    #25589853 - 11/03/18 06:56 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
Can you translate that?




Nah I don't speak naziism. You either get it cuz you lived it or you don't.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25589856 - 11/03/18 06:57 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Move out of gentrified metros and the cost of living is less than your soul





Are you implying I have a bad soul? How Evangelical of you.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25589880 - 11/03/18 07:17 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
What stupid thing?





I went through a phase during which I was fascinated by ionizing radiation (X-rays, beta, gamma, radioactive stuff).

I didn't care much about whether I lived or died, so I didn't bother to take precautions to avoid exposure to the radiation, I would just walk infront of my X-ray machine to take measurements, etc.

Even worse, I managed to get a World War I compass which contained a shit load of radium in the form of radioluminescent paint.

I wanted to get all the radium in one place, so I opened up the compass and scraped the paint off, all into a little glass ampule.
It gives an insane reading on a Geiger-Muller counter...

There are two really bad things here.

1) I didn't wear gloves or a mask when scraping off the paint, so I could easily have inhaled/ingested some of it.
It only takes a tiny amount of that stuff to lodge somewhere in the body and eventually lead to cancer; The people who used to paint radium watch dials didn't do very well:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls


2) Perhaps even more scary, is that radium decomposes into radon gas... I opened a sealed part of the compass that had not been opened for 105 years, so presumably it contained a lot of radon gas, I made no effort to avoid inhaling this.


I probably shouldn't have admitted this, now people will think I'm totally insane with a death-wish.

Well, I am not insane, I just truly did not give a fuck.

My life is better now and I would not be so reckless, but it may be too late :shrug:


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25589896 - 11/03/18 07:22 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

I'm very glad you shared this and think more, not less of you for sharing it.

Makes me think about smoking in a new light.

Thank you.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25589904 - 11/03/18 07:27 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

I think less of you.

You said "my x-ray machine", did you have an x- ray machine?

Who, what, why, where, how?


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25590024 - 11/03/18 08:22 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
I'm very glad you shared this and think more, not less of you for sharing it.

Makes me think about smoking in a new light.

Thank you.





:rofl:

Yeah, you could smoke 10,000 cigarettes and you'd be safer than I probably.



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Crazy_Horse said:
I think less of you.

You said "my x-ray machine", did you have an x- ray machine?

Who, what, why, where, how?





I'm deeply hurt.

Had it, have it, made it myself, works perfectly!


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25590027 - 11/03/18 08:23 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

Whoa you legit have and made AND used your x ray machine?


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: alt.of.gen]
    #25590036 - 11/03/18 08:26 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

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alt.of.gen said:
Whoa you legit have and made AND used your x ray machine?





Made, yes, I haven't really used it properly for taking images though.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25590041 - 11/03/18 08:27 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

I had x-ray glasses.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25590044 - 11/03/18 08:28 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

when you take images let me know.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: PoisonousLookalike]
    #25590047 - 11/03/18 08:30 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

Do you give free x-rays to your friends and family?


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25590101 - 11/03/18 08:53 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

AVOID AT ALL COSTS: fat men, junkies, alcoholics, those who strictly believes in an organized religion especially judaism, satanics, extreme metal fans, rap fans (those who listen to music with bad vibe in general), demons and devils, Ganesha, dogs, psychologists, psychiatrists, materialists, atheists, racists, transsexuals.
I think people are shit in general, cats and asexual girls are a better companions :thumbup::heart:, and maybe the people you meet while travelling too especially hippies they can be good companions for a short time.


STAY AWAY FROM: hash, HEROIN, getting addicted to alcohol (or any drug in general), sex (nothing is better than asexuality...trust me:thumbup:), eating cow meat, cannibalism, getting married, having kids.

Karma is REAL, and In the end it's all about love.


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: oontribe]
    #25590110 - 11/03/18 08:55 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

I respectfully disagree with some of your suggestions


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: alt.of.gen]
    #25590126 - 11/03/18 09:01 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

Sex?

Really?

That's the weed of bodily functions


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: oontribe]
    #25590144 - 11/03/18 09:04 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

oontribe said:
AVOID AT ALL COSTS: fat men, junkies, alcoholics, those who strictly believes in an organized religion especially judaism, satanics, extreme metal fans, rap fans (those who listen to music with bad vibe in general), demons and devils, Ganesha, dogs, psychologists, psychiatrists, materialists, atheists, racists, transsexuals.
I think people are shit in general, cats and asexual girls are a better companions :thumbup::heart:, and maybe the people you meet while travelling too especially hippies they can be good companions for a short time.


STAY AWAY FROM: hash, HEROIN, getting addicted to alcohol (or any drug in general), sex (nothing is better than asexuality...trust me:thumbup:), eating cow meat, cannibalism, getting married, having kids.

Karma is REAL, and In the end it's all about love.





Man I gotta say. Fuck Egypt . God bless duh US of mother fucking sins A


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: oontribe] * 1
    #25590152 - 11/03/18 09:05 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

Rap, hash, steak, and pussy? Fuuuck. There's the door, over ---> there


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: alt.of.gen]
    #25590158 - 11/03/18 09:07 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

And i know that not 100% will agree with me...nothing to do, it's part of our reality!

There is a reason why most of asexuals are happier than those who are sexually active and why most of mystical visionary religions prohibit it.

Yea egypt sux and you can't imagine how much it's a fucked up place!


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25590320 - 11/03/18 10:24 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Rap, hash, steak, and pussy? Fuuuck. There's the door, over ---> there




We need to suck it up and just ban these types


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Re: Elder Shroomerites, give we younglings your best advice... [Re: oontribe]
    #25590392 - 11/03/18 10:57 PM (5 years, 2 months ago)

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oontribe said:

There is a reason why most of asexuals are happier than those who are sexually active and why most of mystical visionary religions prohibit it.






Yeah, maybe...  But it's hard to beat the feeling of lying in bed on a warm summer afternoon in a room that reeks of fucking, completely covered in a patina of various bodily fluids.


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