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InvisibleMentalMeltdown
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: The5thElement]
    #18872560 - 09/21/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




:brilliant:

And then I'll send my ex pictures of me in her thongs. That'll show her.


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872567 - 09/21/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




:brilliant:

And then I'll send my ex pictures of me in her thongs. That'll show her.



:lol:

Yeah. Please do that!

Also, post pics :yesnod:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: rulesq]
    #18872574 - 09/21/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




:brilliant:

And then I'll send my ex pictures of me in her thongs. That'll show her.



:lol:

Yeah. Please do that!

Also, post pics :yesnod:





Post them in "Ladies Night"... they will appreciate the gesture!


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18873343 - 09/21/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




:lol:
I know some one who said they did along time ago I don't remember how it came up  but I am pretty sure it works
I wouldn't want to try doesn't sound like a good time to me :eek:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #18873355 - 09/21/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHY IS THIS A THREAD


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18873356 - 09/21/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, and I thought my post-sex pee-stream forking off and hitting the laundry basket was bad enough, but this? I wouldn't be able to piss for a week. What the hell. Who thinks of this.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18873414 - 09/21/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




:lol:
I know some one who said they did along time ago I don't remember how it came up  but I am pretty sure it works
I wouldn't want to try doesn't sound like a good time to me :eek:




Actually, come to think of it, when I was like in middle school a few times I squeezed at the end... not to simply avoid having a by-product to dispose of but because I noticed your orgasm continues to amplify GREATLY until you finally squirt.

Not good ju-ju though. My glans (or, in internet-ese... "dick head") had dots on it for a few days after or something like that.

:kingcrankey:
DO YOU REALLY WANT DALMATIAN DICK!?!?!


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InvisibleMentalMeltdown
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18873463 - 09/21/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Really stillnox, did we need all that information?


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18873518 - 09/21/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

stupid ass statement. You think that your jizz is just going to go back into your ball sack? :rolleyes:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown] * 3
    #18873523 - 09/21/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Really stillnox, did we need all that information?



You could say that for most of his posts :lol:


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Offlinest1llnox
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18873776 - 09/21/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Really stillnox, did we need all that information?



You could say that for most of his posts :lol:




Wuuuuut am I like verbose or something?

Last time I had to *re*-start taking Adderall, I hyperfocused at a starbucks and wrote like a 10 page post about how to get my best friend to see that I can smoke weed lol.


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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InvisibleNot Responding
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18873839 - 09/21/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




interesting, but i just use my chicks mouth. no mess...


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18873883 - 09/21/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've read of a technique called 'nubbing' a little like the frigging of a clitoris, that usually only results in a semi-erection.

"For this tek you will require a foreskin. Sorry, this technique won't work for those of you who had idiot parents that were talked into penile mutilation of their offspring by their Jewish doctors. so:

Clamp the foreskin closed using the middle two fingers held against the abdomen and hold the placid shaft in position with the other hand as you slide (nub) the two middle fingers from one side to the other of the glans.
This 'nubbing' or 'frigging' of the glans, while playing your favourite fantasy in your head, will cause some, but not a full, erection.
You will know when you find the right spot and manipulation through trial and error. The end aim is to catch the ejaculate inside the foreskin.How many men with an intact penis have not at some time caught their piss inside the foreskin causing it to balloon? same idea.
It takes some amount of practice to use this technique without losing a few drops of the ejaculate, we all know, practice makes perfect.

As you orgasm you stop the 'friggin' action,as this will likely cause some spillage,and manipulate the head and shaft using the other hand,while pressing the heel of the 'frigging' hand against the abdominal muscles as you tighten them.
This, supposedly, achieves the most intense head to toe curling orgasm possible,which lasts far longer than a normal".

This can apparently be done either lying on your stomach in bed or while sat on a chair. Using kitchen paper pull back the foreskin in such a way as to mop up the jizz for disposal.

Give it a go and report back with your findings. :naughty:


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it's a bugger to cycle in.

even though I'm feeling good
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Not Responding]
    #18873905 - 09/21/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




interesting, but i just use my chicks mouth. no mess...





Look at this guy trying to show off that in fact he is able to get a woman.

Well done. No go on and on about what it was like losing your virginity last week.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: deucedbi9]
    #18874002 - 09/21/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"



 
I've heard of retrograde ejaculation that can occur after a vasectomy. I believe the jizz is redirected into the bladder.


I've read of a technique called 'nubbing' a little like the frigging of a clitoris, that usually only results in a semi-erection.

"For this tek you will require a foreskin. Sorry, this technique won't work for those of you who had idiot parents that were talked into penile mutilation of their offspring by their Jewish doctors. so:

Clamp the foreskin closed using the middle two fingers held against the abdomen and hold the placid shaft in position with the other hand as you slide (nub) the two middle fingers from one side to the other of the glans.
This 'nubbing' or 'frigging' of the glans, while playing your favourite fantasy in your head, will cause some, but not a full, erection.
You will know when you find the right spot and manipulation through trial and error. The end aim is to catch the ejaculate inside the foreskin.How many men with an intact penis have not at some time caught their piss inside the foreskin causing it to balloon? same idea.
It takes some amount of practice to use this technique without losing a few drops of the ejaculate, we all know, practice makes perfect.

As you orgasm you stop the 'friggin' action,as this will likely cause some spillage,and manipulate the head and shaft using the other hand,while pressing the heel of the 'frigging' hand against the abdominal muscles as you tighten them.
This, supposedly, achieves the most intense head to toe curling orgasm possible,which lasts far longer than a normal".

This can apparently be done either lying on your stomach in bed or while sat on a chair. Using kitchen paper pull back the foreskin in such a way as to mop up the jizz for disposal.

Give it a go and report back with your findings. :naughty:





I've fucked probably 35-45 people so far. 2 had foreskins, both obviously embarrassed. Welcome to America, Limey. :shrug:


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: fee] * 2
    #18874005 - 09/21/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it was amazing!!!

completely unexpected.

a buddy of mine called me up and asked if i wanted to head out to a small party out in the country. free booze and he had picked up an 1/8th of moon rock.

he swings by and we head out. an hour drive... right away we start loadin his glass piece and get to skirpin the derg. he had found this connect last month that carries dif types of buds and he just so happened to pick up some blue dream. YES!

we finally arrive to a party that almost resembles a small rave. he then tells me that he met some chick at a smoke shop and she had invited him out. we seek out this chick and she is FUCKIN bangin! shes also with 2 other girls who are equally hot.

they invite over to their car where they have a mini bar in the back in the trunk and we starts ta drink. after a good hour a fucking off and having a good time my buddy brings up that he has a fat sack of moonrock and asks if they would care to dabble. ALL 3 CHICKS WERE DOWN! one of the girls tells us that she has a house about a 1/2 mile down and that we could walk down and come back to the party later.

my buddy busts out the scale and weighs out 150 for the 5 of us then we start walking to the house. we get there and we are all startin to feel it.

at first it was a bit awkward, first 10 minutes, but then she brings up the pool and we are all down. boxers on us and bras and panties on them. we all jump in and start fucking off and havin a good time.

without us even encouraging anything two of the chicks take of their shirts and start to play wrestle. of course we jump in and the 3rd girl takes off her shirt. seconds later my boy is making out with one of the girls so i look to the other two and say, "i guess that leaves us 3."

THEY START MAKING OUT!

of course i jump in and all 3 of is are licking the inside of each others face. now i got 4 hands rubbin all over me and i got handfuls of fucking tits. so amazing!

now my boxers are off and one of the girls hops up into my arms and in i slip. the other girl is playing with my balls and is all over the other girls tits.

this goes on for a good 5 minutes when the 2 girls asked if i wanted to take this to the side of the pool.

we jump out, one of the girls lays out a blanket and they tell me to lay back.

HOLY SHIT! i didnt have to do anything. it took me about an hour to cum, but it was the most amazing thing i ever experienced.

after being at the girls house for a good 2 hours and after we all cleaned up we headed back to the party and drank the night away. we are actually meeting up with them next weekend.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Not Responding]
    #18874063 - 09/21/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol well sometimes I dont'w ant to cum already and try to hold it in thinking I'll be able to continue the pleasure...but then i go limp without ever having burst. :feelsbadman:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: TheMule73]
    #18874080 - 09/21/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

theres some things you just shouldnt share...


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Not Responding]
    #18874282 - 09/21/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What an interesting read.

But nope, I don't pinch the tip of my dick.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: SomeGuyX]
    #18874318 - 09/21/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This thread will be great for my article on edging.  :thumbup:


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