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Sheekle
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some guy on the shroomery said this once
#18872414 - 09/21/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"
LOL WTF
do any of you do this or know anybody who does?
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Sheekle
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
#18872420 - 09/21/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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. . . .... ........................
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......... just sayin...
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
#18872431 - 09/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol wtf
i engineer a cum tissue condom and put it on my dick. i think that might be a more socially acceptable way.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
#18872435 - 09/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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not with my pornstar size loads--ain't gonna happen
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Sheekle
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: mr sniffles] 10
#18872438 - 09/21/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
#18872465 - 09/21/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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cum tissues man, when youre done down the drain it goes. no evidence.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
#18872469 - 09/21/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks
It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.
I hope my mom came up with an alternative explanation for its crusty splendor.
Secondly, I don't think that pinching your dick would even work, plus I like to keep stimulating mine partially through when I'm, uhm... cumming (this is such a dirty thread ) so I think pinching it and going at it would be a bit of a clumsy position.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle] 3
#18872480 - 09/21/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can't
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MentalMeltdown
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
#18872498 - 09/21/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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st1llnox said:
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Sheekle said: lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks
It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.
"fat stash of cum socks" 
You guys are both scuzballs.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
#18872501 - 09/21/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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MentalMeltdown said:
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st1llnox said:
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Sheekle said: lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks
It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.
"fat stash of cum socks" 
You guys are both scuzballs.
You know you'd have thought it was HAWT if I was a girl and had a vaginal-secretions blouse. 
You know it's true!
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
#18872504 - 09/21/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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MentalMeltdown
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] 8
#18872523 - 09/21/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.
I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. 
I still have them
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
#18872528 - 09/21/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
#18872533 - 09/21/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.
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Tripsurfer
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You can put pressure on the soft part below your balls. You come without any (well at least minimal) discharge.
Works like a charm with girls who hate ending a blowjob with a mouthful of cum 
Another pro is that you are ready again a lot sooner cause the stuff stays inside. Eventually you are going to want to shoot some out cause it can get a bit tense ball-wise.
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MentalMeltdown said: No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.
I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. 
I still have them
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer]
#18872545 - 09/21/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is also handy for mess free jerking.
I use this technique regularly
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer] 1
#18872548 - 09/21/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said: You can put pressure on the soft part below your balls. You come without any (well at least minimal) discharge.
Works like a charm with girls who hate ending a blowjob with a mouthful of cum 
Fuck that. Im applying pressure nowhere. If the girl doesnt want a mouthfull of cum, she shouldnt be sucking my penor.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
#18872550 - 09/21/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.
Economical. Efficient. Exceptional. 
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MentalMeltdown said: No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.
I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. 
I still have them
I have a pair of cum trousers now. And cum gloves and a cum hat for when I'm extra fappy, if you're interested in any trades.
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer] 1
#18872555 - 09/21/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man, fuck chicks who won't swallow(pun intended)..
They always ask for me to tell them before I cum.. Yeah, sure babe 
fuck that noise
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