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some guy on the shroomery said this once
    #18872414 - 09/21/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872420 - 09/21/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

.  . . ....
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. .  :peace:

......... just sayin...


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872431 - 09/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol wtf

i engineer a cum tissue condom and put it on my dick. i think that might be a more socially acceptable way.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872435 - 09/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

not with my pornstar size loads--ain't gonna happen


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: mr sniffles] * 10
    #18872438 - 09/21/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872465 - 09/21/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

cum tissues man, when youre done down the drain it goes. no evidence.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872469 - 09/21/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks




It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.

I hope my mom came up with an alternative explanation for its crusty splendor.


Secondly, I don't think that pinching your dick would even work, plus I like to keep stimulating mine partially through when I'm, uhm... cumming (this is such a dirty thread :nono:) so I think pinching it and going at it would be a bit of a clumsy position. :shrug:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #18872480 - 09/21/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I can't



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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
    #18872498 - 09/21/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks




It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.






"fat stash of cum socks" :ilold:

You guys are both scuzballs.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872501 - 09/21/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks




It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.






"fat stash of cum socks" :ilold:

You guys are both scuzballs.




You know you'd have thought it was HAWT if I was a girl and had a vaginal-secretions blouse. :shrug:

You know it's true! :datass:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872504 - 09/21/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] * 8
    #18872523 - 09/21/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.

I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. :justnotright:

I still have them


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872528 - 09/21/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:mustnotfap:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872533 - 09/21/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18872538 - 09/21/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You can put pressure on the soft part below your balls. You come without any (well at least minimal) discharge.

Works like a charm with girls who hate ending a blowjob with a mouthful of cum  :thumbup:


Another pro is that you are ready again a lot sooner cause the stuff stays inside. Eventually you are going to want to shoot some out cause it can get a bit tense ball-wise.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18872540 - 09/21/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.

I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. :justnotright:

I still have them



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MystiqueMushroom said:
:mustnotfap:





:curbyourenthusiasm: :lolsy:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18872545 - 09/21/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It is also handy for mess free jerking.

I use this technique regularly  :grin:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #18872548 - 09/21/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
You can put pressure on the soft part below your balls. You come without any (well at least minimal) discharge.

Works like a charm with girls who hate ending a blowjob with a mouthful of cum  :thumbup:





:thumbdown: Fuck that. Im applying pressure nowhere. If the girl doesnt want a mouthfull of cum, she shouldnt be sucking my penor.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872550 - 09/21/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




Economical. Efficient. Exceptional. :kaneclap: :manofapproval:

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.

I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. :justnotright:

I still have them




I have a pair of cum trousers now. And cum gloves and a cum hat for when I'm extra fappy, if you're interested in any trades. :shrug:


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Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #18872555 - 09/21/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Man, fuck chicks who won't swallow(pun intended)..

They always ask for me to tell them before I cum.. Yeah, sure babe :smirk:

fuck that noise :lol:


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