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some guy on the shroomery said this once
    #18872414 - 09/21/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872420 - 09/21/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

.  . . ....
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. .  :peace:

......... just sayin...


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872431 - 09/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol wtf

i engineer a cum tissue condom and put it on my dick. i think that might be a more socially acceptable way.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872435 - 09/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

not with my pornstar size loads--ain't gonna happen


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: mr sniffles] * 10
    #18872438 - 09/21/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872465 - 09/21/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

cum tissues man, when youre done down the drain it goes. no evidence.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18872469 - 09/21/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks




It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.

I hope my mom came up with an alternative explanation for its crusty splendor.


Secondly, I don't think that pinching your dick would even work, plus I like to keep stimulating mine partially through when I'm, uhm... cumming (this is such a dirty thread :nono:) so I think pinching it and going at it would be a bit of a clumsy position. :shrug:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #18872480 - 09/21/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I can't



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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
    #18872498 - 09/21/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks




It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.






"fat stash of cum socks" :ilold:

You guys are both scuzballs.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872501 - 09/21/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lol one time my mom found my fat stash of cum socks




It was really awkward the time I found out that my cum undershirt had been removed from between my bed an the wall.






"fat stash of cum socks" :ilold:

You guys are both scuzballs.




You know you'd have thought it was HAWT if I was a girl and had a vaginal-secretions blouse. :shrug:

You know it's true! :datass:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872504 - 09/21/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] * 8
    #18872523 - 09/21/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.

I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. :justnotright:

I still have them


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872528 - 09/21/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:mustnotfap:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872533 - 09/21/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18872538 - 09/21/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You can put pressure on the soft part below your balls. You come without any (well at least minimal) discharge.

Works like a charm with girls who hate ending a blowjob with a mouthful of cum  :thumbup:


Another pro is that you are ready again a lot sooner cause the stuff stays inside. Eventually you are going to want to shoot some out cause it can get a bit tense ball-wise.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18872540 - 09/21/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.

I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. :justnotright:

I still have them



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:mustnotfap:





:curbyourenthusiasm: :lolsy:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18872545 - 09/21/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It is also handy for mess free jerking.

I use this technique regularly  :grin:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #18872548 - 09/21/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
You can put pressure on the soft part below your balls. You come without any (well at least minimal) discharge.

Works like a charm with girls who hate ending a blowjob with a mouthful of cum  :thumbup:





:thumbdown: Fuck that. Im applying pressure nowhere. If the girl doesnt want a mouthfull of cum, she shouldnt be sucking my penor.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872550 - 09/21/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




Economical. Efficient. Exceptional. :kaneclap: :manofapproval:

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
No, If a girl squirted on the same shirt for a week and left it under their bed they'd be a scuzball too.

I found a couple of my ex's dirty, crusty ass thongs under my bed months after we broke up. :justnotright:

I still have them




I have a pair of cum trousers now. And cum gloves and a cum hat for when I'm extra fappy, if you're interested in any trades. :shrug:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #18872555 - 09/21/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Man, fuck chicks who won't swallow(pun intended)..

They always ask for me to tell them before I cum.. Yeah, sure babe :smirk:

fuck that noise :lol:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: The5thElement]
    #18872560 - 09/21/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




:brilliant:

And then I'll send my ex pictures of me in her thongs. That'll show her.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18872567 - 09/21/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




:brilliant:

And then I'll send my ex pictures of me in her thongs. That'll show her.



:lol:

Yeah. Please do that!

Also, post pics :yesnod:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: rulesq]
    #18872574 - 09/21/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Quote:

The5thElement said:
Clean them up, wear em, BOOM... Free thongs.




:brilliant:

And then I'll send my ex pictures of me in her thongs. That'll show her.



:lol:

Yeah. Please do that!

Also, post pics :yesnod:





Post them in "Ladies Night"... they will appreciate the gesture!


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18873343 - 09/21/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




:lol:
I know some one who said they did along time ago I don't remember how it came up  but I am pretty sure it works
I wouldn't want to try doesn't sound like a good time to me :eek:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #18873355 - 09/21/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHY IS THIS A THREAD


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18873356 - 09/21/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, and I thought my post-sex pee-stream forking off and hitting the laundry basket was bad enough, but this? I wouldn't be able to piss for a week. What the hell. Who thinks of this.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18873414 - 09/21/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




:lol:
I know some one who said they did along time ago I don't remember how it came up  but I am pretty sure it works
I wouldn't want to try doesn't sound like a good time to me :eek:




Actually, come to think of it, when I was like in middle school a few times I squeezed at the end... not to simply avoid having a by-product to dispose of but because I noticed your orgasm continues to amplify GREATLY until you finally squirt.

Not good ju-ju though. My glans (or, in internet-ese... "dick head") had dots on it for a few days after or something like that.

:kingcrankey:
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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18873463 - 09/21/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Really stillnox, did we need all that information?


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #18873518 - 09/21/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

stupid ass statement. You think that your jizz is just going to go back into your ball sack? :rolleyes:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MentalMeltdown] * 3
    #18873523 - 09/21/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Really stillnox, did we need all that information?



You could say that for most of his posts :lol:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18873776 - 09/21/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

MentalMeltdown said:
Really stillnox, did we need all that information?



You could say that for most of his posts :lol:




Wuuuuut am I like verbose or something?

Last time I had to *re*-start taking Adderall, I hyperfocused at a starbucks and wrote like a 10 page post about how to get my best friend to see that I can smoke weed lol.


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Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18873839 - 09/21/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




interesting, but i just use my chicks mouth. no mess...


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18873883 - 09/21/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've read of a technique called 'nubbing' a little like the frigging of a clitoris, that usually only results in a semi-erection.

"For this tek you will require a foreskin. Sorry, this technique won't work for those of you who had idiot parents that were talked into penile mutilation of their offspring by their Jewish doctors. so:

Clamp the foreskin closed using the middle two fingers held against the abdomen and hold the placid shaft in position with the other hand as you slide (nub) the two middle fingers from one side to the other of the glans.
This 'nubbing' or 'frigging' of the glans, while playing your favourite fantasy in your head, will cause some, but not a full, erection.
You will know when you find the right spot and manipulation through trial and error. The end aim is to catch the ejaculate inside the foreskin.How many men with an intact penis have not at some time caught their piss inside the foreskin causing it to balloon? same idea.
It takes some amount of practice to use this technique without losing a few drops of the ejaculate, we all know, practice makes perfect.

As you orgasm you stop the 'friggin' action,as this will likely cause some spillage,and manipulate the head and shaft using the other hand,while pressing the heel of the 'frigging' hand against the abdominal muscles as you tighten them.
This, supposedly, achieves the most intense head to toe curling orgasm possible,which lasts far longer than a normal".

This can apparently be done either lying on your stomach in bed or while sat on a chair. Using kitchen paper pull back the foreskin in such a way as to mop up the jizz for disposal.

Give it a go and report back with your findings. :naughty:


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    #18873905 - 09/21/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?




interesting, but i just use my chicks mouth. no mess...





Look at this guy trying to show off that in fact he is able to get a woman.

Well done. No go on and on about what it was like losing your virginity last week.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

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    #18874002 - 09/21/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
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Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"



 
I've heard of retrograde ejaculation that can occur after a vasectomy. I believe the jizz is redirected into the bladder.


I've read of a technique called 'nubbing' a little like the frigging of a clitoris, that usually only results in a semi-erection.

"For this tek you will require a foreskin. Sorry, this technique won't work for those of you who had idiot parents that were talked into penile mutilation of their offspring by their Jewish doctors. so:

Clamp the foreskin closed using the middle two fingers held against the abdomen and hold the placid shaft in position with the other hand as you slide (nub) the two middle fingers from one side to the other of the glans.
This 'nubbing' or 'frigging' of the glans, while playing your favourite fantasy in your head, will cause some, but not a full, erection.
You will know when you find the right spot and manipulation through trial and error. The end aim is to catch the ejaculate inside the foreskin.How many men with an intact penis have not at some time caught their piss inside the foreskin causing it to balloon? same idea.
It takes some amount of practice to use this technique without losing a few drops of the ejaculate, we all know, practice makes perfect.

As you orgasm you stop the 'friggin' action,as this will likely cause some spillage,and manipulate the head and shaft using the other hand,while pressing the heel of the 'frigging' hand against the abdominal muscles as you tighten them.
This, supposedly, achieves the most intense head to toe curling orgasm possible,which lasts far longer than a normal".

This can apparently be done either lying on your stomach in bed or while sat on a chair. Using kitchen paper pull back the foreskin in such a way as to mop up the jizz for disposal.

Give it a go and report back with your findings. :naughty:





I've fucked probably 35-45 people so far. 2 had foreskins, both obviously embarrassed. Welcome to America, Limey. :shrug:


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    #18874005 - 09/21/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it was amazing!!!

completely unexpected.

a buddy of mine called me up and asked if i wanted to head out to a small party out in the country. free booze and he had picked up an 1/8th of moon rock.

he swings by and we head out. an hour drive... right away we start loadin his glass piece and get to skirpin the derg. he had found this connect last month that carries dif types of buds and he just so happened to pick up some blue dream. YES!

we finally arrive to a party that almost resembles a small rave. he then tells me that he met some chick at a smoke shop and she had invited him out. we seek out this chick and she is FUCKIN bangin! shes also with 2 other girls who are equally hot.

they invite over to their car where they have a mini bar in the back in the trunk and we starts ta drink. after a good hour a fucking off and having a good time my buddy brings up that he has a fat sack of moonrock and asks if they would care to dabble. ALL 3 CHICKS WERE DOWN! one of the girls tells us that she has a house about a 1/2 mile down and that we could walk down and come back to the party later.

my buddy busts out the scale and weighs out 150 for the 5 of us then we start walking to the house. we get there and we are all startin to feel it.

at first it was a bit awkward, first 10 minutes, but then she brings up the pool and we are all down. boxers on us and bras and panties on them. we all jump in and start fucking off and havin a good time.

without us even encouraging anything two of the chicks take of their shirts and start to play wrestle. of course we jump in and the 3rd girl takes off her shirt. seconds later my boy is making out with one of the girls so i look to the other two and say, "i guess that leaves us 3."

THEY START MAKING OUT!

of course i jump in and all 3 of is are licking the inside of each others face. now i got 4 hands rubbin all over me and i got handfuls of fucking tits. so amazing!

now my boxers are off and one of the girls hops up into my arms and in i slip. the other girl is playing with my balls and is all over the other girls tits.

this goes on for a good 5 minutes when the 2 girls asked if i wanted to take this to the side of the pool.

we jump out, one of the girls lays out a blanket and they tell me to lay back.

HOLY SHIT! i didnt have to do anything. it took me about an hour to cum, but it was the most amazing thing i ever experienced.

after being at the girls house for a good 2 hours and after we all cleaned up we headed back to the party and drank the night away. we are actually meeting up with them next weekend.


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    #18874063 - 09/21/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol well sometimes I dont'w ant to cum already and try to hold it in thinking I'll be able to continue the pleasure...but then i go limp without ever having burst. :feelsbadman:


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    #18874080 - 09/21/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

theres some things you just shouldnt share...


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    #18874282 - 09/21/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What an interesting read.

But nope, I don't pinch the tip of my dick.


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    #18874318 - 09/21/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread will be great for my article on edging.  :thumbup:


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    #18874337 - 09/21/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, ever watch the show "Orange is the New Black"? The husband said that line in the show :tongue:


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    #18874352 - 09/21/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

thats a chick show dude...


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    #18874365 - 09/21/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A chick show huh? I found it pretty entertaining. Keep an open mind, don't put labels on things especially if you haven't tried it.

Don't listen to him, it's a good show.


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    #18874369 - 09/22/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yup its a good show


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: fee]
    #18874380 - 09/22/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I've seen it.


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    #18874455 - 09/22/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my chick was watching it or awhile and i would watch it here and there, with her. to me, it seemed like the show was aimed at woman viewers.

so, thats just like my opinion man.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18875579 - 09/22/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?



I tried to do that a few years ago when I was a kid; I had to stay at my friends house for a few days. I got really horny and I didn't want to ejaculate all over their sheets - pinching the end of my penis did not help. :sad:


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    #18876264 - 09/22/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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SomeGuyX said:
A chick show huh? I found it pretty entertaining. Keep an open mind, don't put labels on things especially if you haven't tried it.

Don't listen to him, it's a good show.



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fee said:
Yup its a good show



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ClockCode said:
Yeah I've seen it.



Quote:

ClockCode said:
Yeah I've seen it.





I haven't seen it but it's a good show. :shrug: Targeted mainly at a skilled-tradesman audience I think. :awesomenod:

Quote:

Tripped83 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?



I tried to do that a few years ago when I was a kid; I had to stay at my friends house for a few days. I got really horny and I didn't want to ejaculate all over their sheets - pinching the end of my penis did not help. :sad:




In all reality, unless anyone with a microbiology background has something to say, I don't see anything wrong with just jizzing on the underwear you're bound to be wearing (you weren't sleeping at this friends house NAKED, were you? :hmm:)


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    #18876343 - 09/22/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i do what most normal people do: i turn on my disposal in the kitchen sink and blow my load straight in there.


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    #18876386 - 09/22/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus christ


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    #18876410 - 09/22/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lmao


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    #18876437 - 09/22/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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i do what most normal people do: i turn on my disposal in the kitchen sink and blow my load straight in there.




You're a fucking MAN!!!


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    #18876458 - 09/22/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I SHOOT MINE AT THE WALLS


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    #18876630 - 09/22/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You're a slut... I'm circumcised and not in America, so I'm in the minority. I suppose it could be awkward but I don't have one night stands often so most the time when I get the laid the girls already aware. Either way I don't really care because it takes me longer to climax, which can help with sex, unless I have to wear a condom, in which case I might as well not even bother trying...

I WANT MY FUCKING FORESKIN BACK!

Someone told me once that if you stopped yourself right before an orgasm it was like ten times better, obviously he was an idiot, you're just putting yourself at risk of a major urinary tract infection.

Oh yeah while we're on the subject of masturbation habits, these days I don't even bother watching porn to masturbate too, I just do it in a half dreaming state when it's medicinally of importance. This leads me to waking up properly right before I finish and jumping out of bed whilst still jacking off and ejaculating on my wooden laminate floor... Just so you all know.



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    #18876812 - 09/22/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Cursed Realms said:
Oh yeah while we're on the subject of masturbation habits, these days I don't even bother watching porn to masturbate too, I just do it in a half dreaming state when it's medicinally of importance. This leads me to waking up properly right before I finish and jumping out of bed whilst still jacking off and ejaculating on my wooden laminate floor... Just so you all know.






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    #18876829 - 09/22/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, it's only been as of late though. I just don't enjoy it as much as I used to, I'm probably just depressed.
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    #18876935 - 09/22/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

jerking it in that state feels amazing just so you know


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It sure does man, it sure does.


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Quote:

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Oh yeah while we're on the subject of masturbation habits, these days I don't even bother watching porn to masturbate too, I just do it in a half dreaming state when it's medicinally of importance. This leads me to waking up properly right before I finish and jumping out of bed whilst still jacking off and ejaculating on my wooden laminate floor... Just so you all know.






You serious?





Foregen.org. Want to both sign up as participants (patients)? Some uncut european dude thinks we should get our foreskin back if we want lol. "they don't know what they're missing", he once said if only to paraphrase.

They've already cut a rabits penis completely off and regrown it. Yay stem cells? :zomgzomgzomg:


I'm honestly considering shifting a little towards biological engineering with some physics as my longitudinal educational emphasis to help pioneer this. It's something I could get passionate enough about (seeing as I'd benefit and have considered suicide over this in the past... my feelings on being sliced ebb and flow) that it would take care of itself, and god knows I've got the science aptitude at least. (Although chemistry is so boring when it's not like, an aside to something else like biology or pharmacology).


In the meantime, you can restore look and SOME sensitivity (strictly in the scope of the glans, and possibly the mucousal remainder of what was your inner-foreskin, however), by simply stretching the skin, which causes new skin to grow the same way it makes sure obese people don't pop (and have excess skin if they ever lose weight).

Here's a device for this:
http://tlctugger.com/

TMI WARNING:

My dick's skin used to be like skin tight and I had like never masturbated without lube until I found out about the foreskin (didn't know they existed until 10th grade, and that's after at least a couple years of fappity fapping to gay porn, if that tells you anything of the prevalence in America).

I found out about circumcision, read on wikipedia at a glance that supposedly 90% of men are uncircumcised, and immediately felt robbed and excluded. Turns out they meant 90% in the world, even if most people you'd ever fuck here if you're into guys are snipped, but I'd already endeavored well into stretching my skin and now I've still got a nice "high and tight"-style look (there are actually circumcision "styles" :facepalm: :sadyes:).

I got far enough that it's super easy to fap without lube now, although I think I might be especially sensitive or something or just super horny all the time cause I fap like 4 times a day and it's usually like "dude lube would be awesome" but I'm like halfway done before I think of it and it's like well I've only got like a minute left.

You might enjoy this.

Also, one time I was fucking this super fat dude to test out this cushion for the pushin thing and while I usually (aka never) use condoms, I actually fucking wanted to for Jabba here. He put it on me though and he put a little lube on my dick head and on the underside of my shaft down to the circumcision scar before he put the condom on and it was actually pretty fun... and keep in mind that it was a SUPER fucking vain dude (me) fucking a super nasty mcfatty. Condoms aren't so bad :datass: then again, wouldn't know... haven't used one since.

Try this next time you balloon-up :wink:


How do one night stands react, may I ask?


I kinda like being circumcised though, or some parts of it anyway. Again, this ebbs and flows. I always dread when guys are about to pull it out that it's gonna be an anteater, but again... negligibly rare occurrence we're talking here in the states.


If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm definitely not a woman. Not a ginger and don't have a beard right now (work doesn't allow), but here's the closest I've been to bearded AND long hair:



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    #18877026 - 09/22/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Also, was yours medical or do your parents just deserve to be flayed alive?


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
    #18877081 - 09/22/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So I guess you're a homosexual then, fair enough.
It was medical man, supposedly I couldn't piss. It was mainly the older generations in England that got it done for no reason.
I was just joking around about wanting it back man, I can't remember what it is like to have a foreskin, I mean, if someone offered me a free operation I'd consider it, but I'm not going to keep pulling skin from the shaft, that seems absurd to me.
I'm not the type that goes "out on the pull" but when I have had one nights stands I've luckily never had someone who reacted in a horrified away haha, I guess even if they were weirded out it'd be too late by then anyway! But in all seriousness at least I don't orgasm straight away like others I know often complain about.


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sketch Turner]
    #18878251 - 09/22/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

8=


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Sheekle]
    #18879536 - 09/23/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

8==D


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: st1llnox]
    #18885359 - 09/24/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
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SomeGuyX said:
A chick show huh? I found it pretty entertaining. Keep an open mind, don't put labels on things especially if you haven't tried it.

Don't listen to him, it's a good show.



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fee said:
Yup its a good show



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ClockCode said:
Yeah I've seen it.



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ClockCode said:
Yeah I've seen it.





I haven't seen it but it's a good show. :shrug: Targeted mainly at a skilled-tradesman audience I think. :awesomenod:

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Sheekle said:
"when I jack off I pinch the tip of my dick shut when I cum so that way none of the semen comes out and I have nothing to clean up"


LOL WTF

do any of you do this or know anybody who does?



I tried to do that a few years ago when I was a kid; I had to stay at my friends house for a few days. I got really horny and I didn't want to ejaculate all over their sheets - pinching the end of my penis did not help. :sad:




In all reality, unless anyone with a microbiology background has something to say, I don't see anything wrong with just jizzing on the underwear you're bound to be wearing (you weren't sleeping at this friends house NAKED, were you? :hmm:)



The details escape me, seeing as how this was several years ago - but I didn't exactly plan the masturbation session; I just pulled down my boxers and masturbated. :shrug:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: Tripped83]
    #18885430 - 09/24/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just chiming in- blocking your cum from exiting the urethra is unhealthy and can cause prostate issues.

That is all


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: NWlight]
    #18885680 - 09/24/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn it sheekle.... why did u opt out.... i wanna rate u a two :lol:


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Re: some guy on the shroomery said this once [Re: P-O]
    #18934136 - 10/05/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why a two thats 40%?


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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