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Which superpower would you rather have
    #18871216 - 09/21/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Which?
You may choose only one


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18871258 - 09/21/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

SHit seems obvious
wiping is a waste of time and the smell sucks

Also I bite my finger nails so pissing out of my finger would just be wrong.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Patlal]
    #18871271 - 09/21/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I hate walking to the bathroom at a concert or in a movie, its such a pain in the dick.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: fapjack] * 5
    #18871275 - 09/21/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The ability to go to a gas station rest room and have a dump withhout having to cock my nine mil because some methhead is going Dawn Of The Dead on the stall door.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Patlal]
    #18871277 - 09/21/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just because I've found myself in situations where I REALLY needed to pee, more than I've found myself in situations where I'd REALLY need to take a shit, I'd still go with peeing :shrug:


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Asante]
    #18871279 - 09/21/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
The ability to go to a gas station rest room and have a dump withhout having to cock my nine mil because some methhead is going Dawn Of The Drad on the stall door.



You could make a finger-gun and pee him in the face.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Asante]
    #18871281 - 09/21/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
The ability to go to a gas station rest room and have a dump withhout having to cock my nine mil because some methhead is going Dawn Of The Drad on the stall door.





:ilold:

first world potty problems


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18871306 - 09/21/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

China because they treat people with respect :troll:


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: 245willow19]
    #18871315 - 09/21/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The ability to mimic and change neurosynaptic transmission in order to induce different states of consciousness.

:aweoverdose: full control of your mind.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: fapjack]
    #18871335 - 09/21/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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fapjack said:
Ability to pee from your finger to never have to wait in line to go




:justnotright:


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: fapjack]
    #18872076 - 09/21/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fantastic poll. I chose the finger thing but why does that mean I wouldn't have to wait in line? I would still need somewhere to piss and for somewhere for my piss to go, wouldn't I?

The older I get the messier my shits get so that's also really appealing. But like with the finger thing you could just point at someone and piss in their face. Or piss in people's drinks.

One time I was at a party and my friend was dipping his dick in people's drinks when they weren't looking and when the host of the party politely suggested he should stop because people didn't like it my friend got all offended because he thought it was ridiculous that people wouldn't like him doing that. He was like saying they were totally uptight and unliberated.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #18872167 - 09/21/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MadSeasonAbove said:
:justnotright:




Who is that? His face looks really familiar.

I vote #2 so this post is not off-topic.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Eukaryote11]
    #18872193 - 09/21/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ronald Reagan


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18872202 - 09/21/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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TheFakeSunRa said:
Ronald Reagan




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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18872210 - 09/21/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Fantastic poll. I chose the finger thing but why does that mean I wouldn't have to wait in line? I would still need somewhere to piss and for somewhere for my piss to go, wouldn't I?

The older I get the messier my shits get so that's also really appealing. But like with the finger thing you could just point at someone and piss in their face. Or piss in people's drinks.

One time I was at a party and my friend was dipping his dick in people's drinks when they weren't looking and when the host of the party politely suggested he should stop because people didn't like it my friend got all offended because he thought it was ridiculous that people wouldn't like him doing that. He was like saying they were totally uptight and unliberated.




You point your finer in a trash can, in the garbage, in an empty cup, or even in a water fountain.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: fapjack]
    #18872251 - 09/21/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Idk

Couldn't I also do that with my dick?


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18872253 - 09/21/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Ronald Reagan




No way.

The name is on the tip of my tongue, I'd just look up the movies he was in but I haven't seen any except the one that clip is from and I don't remember the title. One of the names begins with E doesn't it? Trying to run through male names beginning with E but can't find any that fit.


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: Eukaryote11]
    #18872262 - 09/21/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Isn't he the guy from Eastbound and Down?


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18872293 - 09/21/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No he's actually Roger Moore, that one guy who was in Boat Trip


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Re: Which superpower would you rather have [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18872333 - 09/21/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol :facepalm: it's clint eastwood man..


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