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Offline28064212
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Hey other horny weirdos!
    #18870368 - 09/21/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Is there such a thing as an actual FREE, really FREE sex hotline? Or any thing that resembles that, where you can call 24/7?

Or is it a thing of myth?

I would like to hear from you smart people.
Wiccan is into online erotica stuff, he would probably know.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212]
    #18870373 - 09/21/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just 4get about it LOL


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212] * 1
    #18870375 - 09/21/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah call fee


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212]
    #18870381 - 09/21/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:hmm:


well a few weeks ago some guy made a post on the shroomery about wanting to have phone sex with people, maybe you'll have to dig through and find that thread

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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18870398 - 09/21/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've thought about it but most sites have no people or you do chat roullette and get lots of dicks, I mean you think there would be lots of people up for that shit, but I mean lol I usually have a better chance after being introduced to camera chat, never when I actually want it though, you can put up a add but I dunno I feel like I'd be targeted or some shit.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: Konyap]
    #18870403 - 09/21/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What happens when there's 10,000 men and 0 women have the same idea as you?

Chat Roulette


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18870405 - 09/21/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

claraclairvoyant said:
yeah call fee



QFT


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: ClockCode]
    #18870419 - 09/21/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ClockCode said:
What happens when there's 10,000 men and 0 women have the same idea as you?

Chat Roulette




Exactly Rule #1 there are no girls on the internet and the ones you want to see damn sure don't need a fucking internet connection to get off.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: Konyap]
    #18870420 - 09/21/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
Quote:

ClockCode said:
What happens when there's 10,000 men and 0 women have the same idea as you?

Chat Roulette




Exactly Rule #1 there are no girls on the internet and the ones you want to see damn sure don't need a fucking internet connection to get off.




but the ultra cool ones use the internet anyways :smile:


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: Konyap]
    #18870423 - 09/21/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
Quote:

ClockCode said:
What happens when there's 10,000 men and 0 women have the same idea as you?

Chat Roulette




Exactly Rule #1 there are no girls on the internet and the ones you want to see damn sure don't need a fucking internet connection to get off.





Your just jaded because you can't get this exclamation point


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: fee]
    #18870425 - 09/21/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
Quote:

ClockCode said:
What happens when there's 10,000 men and 0 women have the same idea as you?

Chat Roulette




Exactly Rule #1 there are no girls on the internet and the ones you want to see damn sure don't need a fucking internet connection to get off.





Your just jaded because you can't get this exclamation point



:okay:


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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212]
    #18870426 - 09/21/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

28064212 said:
Is there such a thing as an actual FREE, really FREE sex hotline? Or any thing that resembles that, where you can call 24/7?

Or is it a thing of myth?

I would like to hear from you smart people.
Wiccan is into online erotica stuff, he would probably know.




wiccan is going to put peppers up your ass pretty boy. watch out.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: Konyap]
    #18870428 - 09/21/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No but really dress like a skanky ho and keep the lights dim and we can GET IN ON!!!


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: fee]
    #18870433 - 09/21/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
No but really dress like a skanky ho and keep the lights dim and we can GET IN ON!!!




you wouldn't be saying that if you had seen some of the individuals that i have partied with lol


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: g00ru]
    #18870441 - 09/21/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

g00ru said:
Quote:

fee said:
No but really dress like a skanky ho and keep the lights dim and we can GET IN ON!!!




you wouldn't be saying that if you had seen some of the individuals that i have partied with lol





Are you sure about that :naughty:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: fee]
    #18870454 - 09/21/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

no, i am not :rockon:


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212]
    #18870520 - 09/21/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Phone sex, P shaw! How anti-clamactic! :shrug:


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212]
    #18870674 - 09/21/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

if u wanna do phone sex it probably woundlt be too hard. Options I think of are craigslist. Just post on there saying what you want. There are some interesting girls out there who would probably be down.

or maybe theres like a penpal site where you can start some online relationships with chicks and let it develop into a phone sex type thing. I did it once playing this game called Heroes. met some girl in the game and i dunno one thing led to another but she totally got me off over the phone. it was sweet. after that she got kinda clingy for a bit but eventually got over it.


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Re: Hey other horny weirdos! [Re: 28064212]
    #18870784 - 09/21/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan is into online erotica stuff




I created weird artistic fetish pr0n for a group of fans but stopped doing that in 2007. Looong memory.


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