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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#18868755 - 09/20/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seeing if its covered in shit or not, god forbid. I might get fucking shot off of the toilet...
"I was just kicking the stall next to me trying to get some toilet paper, the crazy fucker thought I wanted to hurt him and he fired a full clip into the stall!"
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868767 - 09/20/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Could have been worse , He could have popped his cock throw the hole in the stall for good gesture
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: ShiVersblood]
#18868772 - 09/20/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: You can't shoot a guy through the bathroom stall just because he was yelling at you. This clearly would have ended in a 2nd degree murder conviction. Just because he yells at you you can't shoot him. Jesus people are triggy happy.
Good thing that's not what the OP did.
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fapjack
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868782 - 09/20/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: i stopped off this morning at a gas station to grab something to drink and drop a deuce. while i was doin my do i hear this guy walk in breathing heavy as fuck then not even a second later he standing less than a foot away from my stall. if i wanted to, i could have touched his balls.
he stood there for a minute then shouts at me, "you ready yet!"
i wasnt really sure how to respond other than a simple no. he then starts mumbling under his breath that almost sound liked he was playing with himself. i started pulling it out once his moans started getting louder and louder.
before i could even comprehend the situation he starts banging on my stall and kicking at the main post that holds the door. i start jacking off going over all the possible situations.
i say fuck it and grab my dick from the holster. as loud as i could, i jacked my cock and waited. not even 10 secs later someone else walks in the bathroom the dude freaking out stops and walks off.
at this point im sweatin bullets and i really dont know what to think. i was literally droppin a load when all this shit happened. what if that other guy never walked in? what if that guy tried to force himself in and i had to blow him. what if he wanted to cum too and decided to act first after he heard me cum.
after i calmed down a bit i finished up, but kept my cock hard and was ready just in case. i got my gatorade and cautiously walked out to my car. i didnt see anything out of the ordinary so i said fuck it and drove to work.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868819 - 09/20/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ummm... not once was i going to shoot him through the stall for yelling at me. he was kicking the damn thing so violently that i was unsure of what his intentions were. i thought his sole purpose was to kick down the door. if that other guy hadnt walked in im sure he would have.
like i said. this is a shit neighborhood that is known to house bums. we see the shit here all the time. theres also been stories upon stories of people losing it for whatever reason. for fuck sake, i saw a one guy attack, violently attack, another man for not giving him any money.
it would have been dif if i was taking a piss or washing my hands. i get def hold my own.
for the last time. this guy exploded in secs over nothing. he was obviously mentally unstable or high as shit. i thought the next thing to happen was that stall door flying open.
if it came down to it and i was being attacked on the toilet i will do whatever is necessary to protect myself.
you all can say what you want, but until youre in that specific situation, you really cant say shit.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868851 - 09/20/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was just joking.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack] 1
#18868862 - 09/20/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i know.
ive seen some of your other posts. i enjoyed the argument though.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868876 - 09/20/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn this thread is still number one it ain't thaat suprising
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868880 - 09/20/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like guns. I'm actually very pro-gun, and I support the right to carry. I just don't think people should carry in public unless they need to because someone is really trying to hurt or kill them. If you think you need something for protection I think a knife is a better option.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868888 - 09/20/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The dude probably just had to take a bad shit. I'm sure someone in here has had a time where they had to shit so bad, but all the bathrooms were taken by other family members, it can cause psychosis.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: brokentv]
#18868897 - 09/20/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yea man but to do it in public, as in slam doors and shit, is something else. it sounded like the op was about to get donged.(raped)..
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868905 - 09/20/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fapjack said: I like guns. I'm actually very pro-gun, and I support the right to carry. I just don't think people should carry in public unless they need to because someone is really trying to hurt or kill them. If you think you need something for protection I think a knife is a better option.
gonna have to disagree. you never know what could happen during your every day life.
it doesnt hurt to be prepared and protected.
to clear some shit up though.
the only reason i carry at all times is cause when a deadly zombie outbreak does happen, i will be ready.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: zZZz]
#18868909 - 09/20/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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zZZz said: yea man but to do it in public, as in slam doors and shit, is something else. it sounded like the op was about to get donged.(raped)..
honestly, the guy was prob high as shit or crashing pretty hard. any little thing will set someone off like that.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868921 - 09/20/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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so i just read OP, i dont see what the big deal is. Seems like the dude just really had to shit, and was an asshole about it. At least he left. i mean that would have been crazy bizzare if the dude tried to crawl under the stall or something. but he didn't, so
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Legend]
#18868924 - 09/20/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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trust me. it had nothing to do with him having to go really bad.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868933 - 09/20/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fapjack said: I don't think I'm a badass, I just think solving your problems with you fists makes a lot more sense than shooting someone. Getting in to fights is part of being a man, shooting someone because you are afraid they might have a gun to hurt you with is being a fucking pussy.
Getting into fights is not part of being a man, getting into fights is part of being an angisty child. This thread is an internet tough guy magnet .Quote:
fapjack said: I like guns. I'm actually very pro-gun, and I support the right to carry. I just don't think people should carry in public unless they need to because someone is really trying to hurt or kill them. If you think you need something for protection I think a knife is a better option.
Not anti gun, yeah right. Anyway knives are about the worst thing you can carry for self defense. I would never recommend that. Knife fights are vicious and you'll look like a criminal in the cop's eyes.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868941 - 09/20/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: trust me. it had nothing to do with him having to go really bad.
He probably was dope sick and looking to shoot up or was all tweaked out.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: setb]
#18868946 - 09/20/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I love knives and there awesome for SD if you have the right type like the gerber LHR
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868947 - 09/20/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: trust me. it had nothing to do with him having to go really bad.
elaborate?
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: setb]
#18868960 - 09/20/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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Not Responding said: trust me. it had nothing to do with him having to go really bad.
elaborate?
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setb said:
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Not Responding said: trust me. it had nothing to do with him having to go really bad.
He probably was dope sick and looking to shoot up or was all tweaked out.
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