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28064212
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How much does it take...
#18868427 - 09/20/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
How many bong loads does it take you to get high?
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TheShroomingAtheis
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212]
#18868433 - 09/20/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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5 beers to get drunk, a good hit to get blazed. Party on
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vinsue
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212]
#18868442 - 09/20/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212]
#18868489 - 09/20/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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this many 8==================================
no but seriously, it depends on how much alcohol those drinks have, and tolerance of course. same for bong ripz, potency, tolerance, etc..
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pcplease
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: vinsue]
#18868517 - 09/20/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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vinsue said:

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TheShroomingAtheis
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: pcplease]
#18868620 - 09/20/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im drunk high atm. I highly suggest this tpo any ailment
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Sheekle
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: zZZz]
#18868696 - 09/20/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: this many 8==================================
best post this thread is gonna have
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
Edited by Sheekle (09/20/13 05:14 PM)
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zZZz
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Sheekle]
#18868752 - 09/20/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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thanks stheekle, i would have said it myself but didn;t want to seem too humble
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Sheekle
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: zZZz]
#18868780 - 09/20/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dont say humble say smug instead
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Sheekle
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Sheekle]
#18868781 - 09/20/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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p.s you should've said it yourself there's nothing wrong with being smug
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18868787 - 09/20/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Idk however many I took.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: ClockCode] 1
#18868800 - 09/20/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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just smugging it up
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: zZZz]
#18868806 - 09/20/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle and his smug ass just got his 14k post
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18868807 - 09/20/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh snap crackle pop I didn't even notice that
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Sheekle] 3
#18868813 - 09/20/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd say congrats but im sure your smug ass already congratulated yourself
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: zZZz]
#18868815 - 09/20/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd say 5-6 shots in a hour or two and I'll be drunk. Not wasted, but drunk. 1 bong rip of some chronic and
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Sheekle]
#18868817 - 09/20/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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and he was just using us to get the cheddar. nice going. happy 16 k posts.
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Legend
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: zZZz]
#18868898 - 09/20/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It depends on what i'm drinking
i've got a pretty low alcohol tolerance right now
medium tolerance to the ganja
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Legend]
#18868908 - 09/20/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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well if I have about 5 beers within an hour or an hour and a half im basically technically drunk but I can drink beer all night
2 fat one hit bowls get me stoney or one decent J to the domeski will get me lit like a candle
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i never really drink and last night I had 3 beers and was feeling drunk, it's like the only drug I have low tolerance for, well and weed.
The other day I took like two or 3 small hits out of a vape and I was stoned as fuck.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212]
#18869164 - 09/20/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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About 375ml (1/2 of a fifth) of 110 proof whiskey gets a decent near-drunk buzz going, whole bottle will get me solidly drunk. A handle will get me pretty shitfaced, still.
I don't smoke as much as I used to. Once upon a time I'd smoke 2-3 grams in a sitting, but I got bored of it and took an extended tolerance break.
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Your liver must love you. I couldn't even imagine having such a high alcohol tolerance, do you even bother drinking beer for other than taste?
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I seldom even drink beer, outside of the occasional fancybeer for meals or something. Even as much as I drink, I get bored every few months and stop for awhile, then start again.
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Legend
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i'd have to throw back a 6 pack within the hour to get a good drunk going
i feel pretty good off of a few whiskey n cokes but i usually but 3x the amount of whiskey in my drink as the average person.
when im smoking mid grade but, i'd have to roll up a gram joint to feel nice.
with high quality, a .2 bowl should have me feeling stoney.
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Not Responding
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212]
#18869437 - 09/20/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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28064212 said: How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
How many bong loads does it take you to get high?

if i drink quickly, it would take 8-10 beers to get me drunk.
a pint of average liquor to get me drunk.
at least a bottle of wine.
i dont smoke...
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Last time it took 3, 40oz bottles of Heineken to get me buzzed (I chugged them fast), and I had 3 more to keep me going into the night.
So a total of 6, 40oz bottles of Heineken to get me comfortably drunk.
Last time I smoked, it only took me 2 - 3 bowls to get me high.
After my final toke - I distictly remember sitting in my freinds bathroom, looking my friend's girlfriend in the eye and saying:
"Ahh, Mademoiselle! My UFO has landed - I bid you adieu!"
So yeah, that was the last time I got drunk/high and it's been about 3 years.
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only.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: ClockCode]
#18869573 - 09/20/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ClockCode said: only.
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ClockCode
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Only took 6 40 oz and 2-3 bowls lmao. You're a machine dude.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: ClockCode]
#18869692 - 09/20/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ClockCode said: Only took 6 40 oz and 2-3 bowls lmao. You're a machine dude.
Not anymore. I quit drinking when I was 22.
I started when I was 17.
I'm just going to wait until I get my 4 year degree... then I'll most likely be found dead face down in a mountain of cocaine.
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A half a bottle of wine to get me nice and buzzed, a whole bottle to get me drunk.
Liquor, I don't really drink often enough to figure out. Usually 3-4 glasses of whatever juice/liquor concoction that I've made.
A smallish-sized bowl to get me blazed from a bong.
I feel like the same amount of weed smoked through my bong gets me way higher than it would if I were to smoke it through a pipe.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Ballerium]
#18870499 - 09/21/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: A half a bottle of wine to get me nice and buzzed, a whole bottle to get me drunk.
Do you chug bum wine? 
I used to sip on space bags like an astronaut!
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212]
#18870515 - 09/21/13 01:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of the pop?
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: How many licks does it take to get to the center of the pop?
One.
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I can drink a liter of 80proof and be pretty fucking drunk but still functional.
Or at least I could before I stopped drinking for the last few weeks.
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i can drink a drink and very much get a good placebo effect, trip of a wire feeling that can speak of 'drunk', 'drunk that one.' lately, it has been no fine line between drunk and waking up in the morning at home, huh, alright.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18870558 - 09/21/13 01:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: 28064212] 1
#18870585 - 09/21/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've been drinking too much lately, so maybe a half bottle of scotch, if I finish the bottle then I turn into david hasselhoff.

As for pot, I haven't had any in about three months so probably just one good smoke.
Then I turn into david hasselhoff.
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Last time I drank years ago was with my granny polishing off a bottle of wine, so I maybe only had 2 or 3 glasses. I was motion sick from the room spinning, it was just all-round unpleasant. Don't know why I did it, should have stopped at 1 glass. I seem to lack any tolerance to alcohol.
Crappy bud: Packing and smoking bowls non-stop for about an hour. Mediocre bud: 6 or 7 bowls. Good bud: A few hits, maybe 2 bowls.
Weed edibles: No effect ever, no matter who the cook is or what kind of dose I eat. Even edibles that have been taste-tested by someone else to make sure they work do nothing for me.
Hash edibles: 1-1.5g mediocre hash.
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Quote:
mistermateriel said:
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Ballerium said: A half a bottle of wine to get me nice and buzzed, a whole bottle to get me drunk.
Do you chug bum wine? 
I used to sip on space bags like an astronaut!
Lol I don't know what a space bag is but I buy the $6-$7 bottles of wine so if that's what you consider to be bum wine then I guess so.
My criteria:
1. Must be cheap 2. Must be a sweet wine 3. Must be at least 10% alcohol by volume
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Ballerium]
#18871657 - 09/21/13 11:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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A space bag, is just box wine without the box. 

^ Open the box and suck on it like a space cadet! 

Since you're like me (and like sweet wine) I would recommend Franzia's Fruity Red Sangria!
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Ballerium
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Ohhh I LOVE sangria! Definitely going to try some of this. I like the idea of having a nice bag of wine next to me. It will just enable me to be even more lazy than I already am! Fuck going back to the kitchen to refill my glass.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Ballerium]
#18871987 - 09/21/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: It will just enable me to be even more lazy than I already am! Fuck going back to the kitchen to refill my glass. 
^ This.
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The only Franzia worth drinking is Sunset Blush. I'll drink a whole damn bag.
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Re: How much does it take... [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18874895 - 09/22/13 07:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whats the word? Thunderbird Whats the price? A dollar twice
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After years of drinking pot and smoking beer, I still get a nice buzz off 1 liter of 7% beer, drunk off of 1.5 liters OR a half bottle of wine is a nice buzz and a whole bottle is pretty drunk.
For weed, if it is really potent and it always is, 1 or 2 good tokes will get me nice high, but I usually smoke more.
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