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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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my buddy just asked me...
#18868185 - 09/20/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"if it came down to it and a judge told you that you either had to do 6 months in jail or get butt-raped for 3 hours by a big black dude what would you choose"
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
Edited by Bill_Oreilly (09/20/13 03:19 PM)
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Legend
RIP Sasha


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Depends on how good the black dude is at anal sex
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The5thElement
Smile Friends :)



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How big of a wiener are we talking here?
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Loc: Boston
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6.75 inches
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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JohnnieYen
Okay



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If you pick jail you might get both!
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dirty
super sketch



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: JohnnieYen]
#18868261 - 09/20/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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may as well get raped and avoid jail, as in jail you will most likely get raped anyhow lol
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Idk man.. STAL?
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ganjfather
uncle randy



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: dirty]
#18868270 - 09/20/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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dirty said: may as well get raped and avoid jail, as in jail you will most likely get raped anyhow lol
That's prison, dawg.
I'd go to jail or flee
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: Legend]
#18868275 - 09/20/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jesus_Animal_The said: 6.75 inches
take it from a homo (admittedly a "top", as we say) that it's girth you should be concerned with, secondary to whether he has ghonaherpasyphillaids.
Quote:
Legend said: Depends on how good the black dude is at anal sex

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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: rulesq]
#18868280 - 09/20/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Srsly though, I'd do the time.. Knowing there's a risk of getting raped in jail, but at least there's a chance it might not happen.
Sophies choice dammit
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: ganjfather]
#18868281 - 09/20/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i would choose that the black dude rape the judge and then the judge give him 6 months for doing that, or 3 because he actually kinda liked it..
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: st1llnox]
#18868297 - 09/20/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tell me one thing about this top/btm thingy you gayze have;
You say you're a top, does that mean you're never on the btm and vice versa?
Why am I asking this shit
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memes
Blessed



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Quote:
Jesus_Animal_The said: "if it came down to it and a judge told you that you either had to do 6 months in jail or get butt-raped for 3 hours by a big black dude what would you choose"
i'd choose to get my case appealed and reduced for cruel and unusual punishment
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fapjack
Title



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#18868337 - 09/20/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd rather get raped anally for 3 hours than get raped mentally for 6 months. Jail fucking sucks.
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: rulesq]
#18868411 - 09/20/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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rulesq said: Tell me one thing about this top/btm thingy you gayze have;
You say you're a top, does that mean you're never on the btm and vice versa?
Why am I asking this shit 
It's rare to find someone who's always been totally exclusive, but you'll find people who will NOT let anything up their ass period no matter how horny they are and hot the person is. Similarly, there are people who have NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in immersing their penis in someone else. How they don't want to, IDK.
Most people are what's called "versatile", the gray area between exclusive top and bottom. 60 or 70% are versatile or mostly versatile, but MOST of this majority does lean one way or the other.
I could find you the study if you'd like to know the exact spread (pun! ) but that's about the gist of what the study said (confirmed through my own experience).
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: st1llnox]
#18868455 - 09/20/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This will do, thanks.
A bit of TMI perhaps, but hey, it was I, who asked
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ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: rulesq]
#18868528 - 09/20/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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U shouldn't get raped in a six month jail stint, rape only goes on inside prison where u have to be sentenced at least a year to go to prison.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: Legend]
#18868591 - 09/20/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Legend said: Depends on how good the black dude is at anal sex

Win
man you have such a similar sense of humor as me, you always crack me up
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Quote:
volcomstoner said:
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Legend said: Depends on how good the black dude is at anal sex

Win
man you have such a similar sense of humor as me, you always crack me up
QFT. Legend is both very funny and very clever.
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IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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MentalMeltdown
Fuckin Stuckin in the Muckin



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Re: my buddy just asked me... [Re: fapjack]
#18872649 - 09/21/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fapjack said: I'd rather get raped anally for 3 hours than get raped mentally for 6 months. Jail fucking sucks.
Id have to disagree here. Id rather get raped mentally then anally.
6 months is nothing. Now if it was 6 years id probably get lubed up.
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