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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18867502 - 09/20/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
Considering yourself lucky.. You could have went down like Elvis did.




Dying while sitting on the toilet is actually not that uncommon. Probably has something to do with straining too hard and popping something important.
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What's the world come to, people cant even handle basic situations without pulling a fucking weapon. PUSSIES



In what world is this a basic situation?




Having to take a shit and finding the only stall occupied isn't that weird. If you got to go, you sorta commit the moment you see the toilet. If the toilet isn't available, you're in trouble.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #18867511 - 09/20/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

let me clear a few things up.

i do carry every day.

in my area its not uncommon for shit like this to happen. i live in a shit side of town and right now, theres nothing i can do about it.

as far as me cocking so he can hear. that was kinda dumb, but at the same time. i wasnt sure what to do. this dude went from 0-60 in 1.2 seconds. this also wasnt a simple hard knock. im surprised the door didnt bust down. i was caught with my pants down...

most of you might disagree, but i know my area and i know the shit that goes down. i know what is more possible than not.

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Full of winning quotes in this thread!

"some shit went down", "dumping on you", "covering his ass", "popping off shots", "squatters", "Put a round in the chamber", "Scared shitless"... LOLOLOL I am going to laugh about this "shit" all night! :grin:




:lol:

i caught all of those too. LOVE IT!


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18867516 - 09/20/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Everytime someone gets slightly loud and obnoxious we should pull a gun?

Seems like a basic situation to me, wipe a little faster, tell the fucker to hold the fuck on you'll be out in a minute. MAN UP



No just when you say a basic situation it makes it sound like this happens to you all the time.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Shins]
    #18867524 - 09/20/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
What's the world come to, people cant even handle basic situations without pulling a fucking weapon. PUSSIES




I kind of agree.

Sounds like the dude was just doing the pee pee dance against the post, pulling a gun is way over the top.  I would have you know, said something to the guy first?

plus WTF is the OP doing carrying his pistol without a round in the chamber?  amateur.




when i drive around i never chamber. if im going to be away from the car for awhile, i chamber.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Shins] * 2
    #18867530 - 09/20/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Is it wrong to defecate in a urinal if all the stalls are unavailable?


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Shins] * 1
    #18867537 - 09/20/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He was just trying to bring true world socialism to you.  Share everything - even toilet time!


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: qman]
    #18867550 - 09/20/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Scary that you guys lack the ability to handle these situations without pulling a weapon. If you guys were me youd already be in jail for killing a few people because you don't know how to handle shit..


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18867572 - 09/20/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sorry, i never trained in seated shit ass to foot combat...


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18867581 - 09/20/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Scary that you guys lack the ability to handle these situations without pulling a weapon. If you guys were me youd already be in jail for killing a few people because you don't know how to handle shit..



listen, dude, he has a perfectly good reason for not wanting to resign his foot into a big dudes ass. he lives in a shitty side of town where violence and craziness is prevalent and he has the gun for protection against that. where do you live? the burbs?


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: mpd] * 1
    #18867586 - 09/20/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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mpd said:
He was just trying to bring true world socialism to you.  Share everything - even toilet time!




In your perfect world, there would be no such thing as a public toilet! Or a sewer system.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18867589 - 09/20/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thanks man. even though we arent getting along in your other thread...

that is exactly right.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
    #18867624 - 09/20/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

there is a reason i've consented the use of my shitty thread,... we're getting along just fine dude.

you should have a reason for having a gun, and you have a perfectly legit, plus rational one.

ie. not as bad that dude is making it out to be. but i understand the dudes concept of hating guns. i hate them too. but when in Rome, do what the Romans do. protect yourself. :shrug:


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18867676 - 09/20/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Before reading the OP I was planning on making a joke about how shit is suppose to go down in the bathroom (instead of somewhere else, say for example shit is not suppose to go down in a bedroom or a kitchen) but on reading the OP I've actual learnt that your story is actually based around taking a shit in a bathroom so now  :nothingtoadd: :shrug:


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: koods] * 4
    #18867680 - 09/20/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP sounds like a deleted scene from Joe Dirt


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18867693 - 09/20/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

In this case America.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: dark3st]
    #18867745 - 09/20/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He had a gun - Legal, justified, and not immoral in any way


He took a shit - only slightly immoral


crazy person violently trying to break into your poopy time

Good for you OP glad you were packing that shit could've gone down very differently if he got in


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Asante]
    #18867761 - 09/20/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
chances are it was a frustrated guy who went apeshit because he didnt see you.




Chances are it was a frustrated guy who had to go.

Really badly.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: NWlight]
    #18867805 - 09/20/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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NWlight said:
He had a gun - Legal, justified, and not immoral in any way


He took a shit - only slightly immoral


crazy person violently trying to break into your poopy time

Good for you OP glad you were packing that shit could've gone down very differently if he got in




So your ok with this, but not shoplifting from Walmart?


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: dark3st] * 1
    #18867809 - 09/20/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

uhhhh.... duh?


Protecting yourself from psychopaths and carrying a gun is both legal and responsible.


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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: NWlight]
    #18867812 - 09/20/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Because its legal or right?


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