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245willow19

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Hot chick with a mustache
#18867485 - 09/20/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She is sexy as fuck and brown with black raven hair, but she has a little mustache growing on her upper lip...or maybe that's just dirt or chocolate. I keep staring at her because it amazes me. She must be very hairy. How do I politely tell her to shave it off? I'd fuck her, but not with that horrible ass mustache growing on her face....argghhhh so hot in spite of mustache
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Mr. Material
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
#18867493 - 09/20/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: She is sexy as fuck and brown with black raven hair, but she has a little mustache growing on her upper lip...or maybe that's just dirt or chocolate. I keep staring at her because it amazes me. She must be very hairy. How do I politely tell her to shave it off? I'd fuck her, but not with that horrible ass mustache growing on her face....argghhhh so hot in spite of mustache
Wax it off while she is asleep.
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245willow19

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mistermateriel said:
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Esekon Kelly said: She is sexy as fuck and brown with black raven hair, but she has a little mustache growing on her upper lip...or maybe that's just dirt or chocolate. I keep staring at her because it amazes me. She must be very hairy. How do I politely tell her to shave it off? I'd fuck her, but not with that horrible ass mustache growing on her face....argghhhh so hot in spite of mustache
Wax it off while she is asleep. 
I hope there isn't anywhere else in need of shaving
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I don't think there's any way you could tell a girl to get rid of her mustache without her getting offended.
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245willow19

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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Eminence]
#18867529 - 09/20/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: I don't think there's any way you could tell a girl to get rid of her mustache without her getting offended.
Maybe I could hint it. I'll say something like "Jaysus, I need a shave today. Thank god women don't grow as much hair as men do. I really hate hairy women." that's basically a polite way of putting it. She'll understand and take notice of it...I dunno.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Eminence]
#18867546 - 09/20/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Take her out to a restaurant, buy her a delicious chocolate dessert, and when she starts digging in to it, tell her "Oh, looks like you have a bit of chocolate on your face, right there, above your lip."
When she goes to wipe it away and asks if she got it, tell her no. She'll continue to wipe at it for a few minutes and then finally you'll say "Oh my bad, I guess it wasn't chocolate after all.."
Probably not the best idea LOL but it was funny to imagine.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
#18867548 - 09/20/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha. I wouldn't say that's polite. That couldn't sound much more obvious that you're grossed out by her.
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Mr. Material
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
#18867553 - 09/20/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said:
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frylock91 said: I don't think there's any way you could tell a girl to get rid of her mustache without her getting offended.
Maybe I could hint it. I'll say something like "Jaysus, I need a shave today. Thank god women don't grow as much hair as men do. I really hate hairy women." that's basically a polite way of putting it. She'll understand and take notice of it...I dunno.
If she shaves it off, it will only grow back with a vengeance.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Ballerium]
#18867558 - 09/20/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: Take her out to a restaurant, buy her a delicious chocolate dessert, and when she starts digging in to it, tell her "Oh, looks like you have a bit of chocolate on your face, right there, above your lip."
When she goes to wipe it away and asks if she got it, tell her no. She'll continue to wipe at it for a few minutes and then finally you'll say "Oh my bad, I guess it wasn't chocolate after all.."
Probably not the best idea LOL but it was funny to imagine.

Buy her a years worth of waxing services.
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Wouldn't it suck though if she took him up on that offer, but waxed everywhere EXCEPT for the mustache?
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Ballerium]
#18867636 - 09/20/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Speaking of waxing..I'm watching Doctor Oz on TV right now getting his back waxed. Damn that mother fucker has got one HAIRY back.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Ballerium] 1
#18867688 - 09/20/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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On a serious note, the upper lip is very fragile and sensitive. Some women can't wax it very easily without ugly irritation that can make it look worse than with the hair. Shaving could be worse off in the long term, resulting in horrible manly stubble. Hair removal gels and bleaches can also cause skin irritation.
This is coming from a female who fights lip hair. Any product I use makes me look like I've got herpes because of the skin reaction, somehow even a razor does this. It's very painful and burning (for up to a week) and turns just as many heads as the moustache does. I'm often between removing it and dreading the aftermath of doing so. Always searching for something that might work. It sucks, but what can you do? I've come to accept it. Just saying next time you see a woman with a moustache consider that she might actually be aware of it and trying to find a safe non-irritating way to get rid of it and, depending on who she is, is probably quite self-conscious about it too.
I am glad I'm one of those woman who doesn't get too worked up over it and I have an understanding partner who can see past it. But for some women having a stubborn moustache is a nightmare come true.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Eukaryote11]
#18867763 - 09/20/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Have you tried this?
www.trynono.com
I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but I just thought I could share something that worked for my cousin. She had peach fuzz on her upper lip and that contraption got rid of it.
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Eukaryote11
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mistermateriel said: Have you tried this?
www.trynono.com
I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but I just thought I could share something that worked for my cousin. She had peach fuzz on her upper lip and that contraption got rid of it.
Doesn't seem smartassish at all, I haven't even heard of this. It's worth a try, I'll look for reviews and give it a shot. Thanks for the suggestion I'm always willing to try something different.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Eukaryote11]
#18867855 - 09/20/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eukaryote11 said: Doesn't seem smartassish at all, I haven't even heard of this. It's worth a try, I'll look for reviews and give it a shot. Thanks for the suggestion I'm always willing to try something different.
You're welcome. 
I hope it works out for you - Good Luck!
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
#18867931 - 09/20/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If she is your girl friend just talk to her about waxing it very carefully and loving . If shes not your gf you can't talk to her about stuff like that and expect to get her.
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245willow19

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jonnymushroom said: If she is your girl friend just talk to her about waxing it very carefully and loving . If shes not your gf you can't talk to her about stuff like that and expect to get her.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19] 2
#18869564 - 09/20/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should just tell her. She will hate you, but at least you saved the rest of us some trouble.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Sleepwalker]
#18870416 - 09/21/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It should just be easy to buzz it and give it a quick razor. I don't see what the deal is I don't even use shaving cream.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Konyap] 1
#18870687 - 09/21/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Show her your dick next time you see her and be all like "you aint gettin nowhere near this gargantuan python unless you ditch the stache'" Flawless plan IMO
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
#18870722 - 09/21/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Knock her out, bring her to a laser hair hair removal clinic, return her to the place you knock her out before she wakes up and pretend nothing happened. This way she loses the hair and you don't have to ask her to shave… every time the hair grows back.
Although 2 things you probably need to be aware off; you probably need to plan ahead (make appointments and stuff) before going through with this and according to the internet it usually takes more than one session to guarantee hair remove so you probably have to knock her out more than once.
Good luck man, there was a time a few years I met a woman who had a thicker and fuller beard than I've ever been able to grow, and do you know what? It made me feel kind of sad to know that when it comes to beards I'm being outgrown by a woman
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: gulper2323]
#18871038 - 09/21/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Get a friend to tell her.
Takes the blame off you and gets the job done. Everyone has a friend that likes being a dick- so, you're actually doing him a favor too!
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Edited by MarcusFreeman (09/21/13 07:17 AM)
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
#18872320 - 09/21/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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id fuck her and suck on her mustache at the same time. being too selective prevents you from getting laid my friend
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: ManianFH]
#18872419 - 09/21/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mick said: id fuck her and suck on her mustache at the same time. being too selective prevents you from getting laid my friend
Being too selective prevents you from regretting not being selective enough.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18873002 - 09/21/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahaha just get her some nair and put it into a bottle of face lotion. Smooth..
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: tarponio]
#18873638 - 09/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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pretend to get mad at her and splash your glass of wine in her face,but wait.....later on that night you switched your wine with acid 
on a non life threatening note I used to hang out with a sexy chick who had a stache. every now and then me and my friend would make an inside joke and "moo-stche",she never got the joke but she did eventually end up getting rid of it subliminal messages my friend.
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: kinkaku]
#18875157 - 09/22/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want to see pics of this mustached hairy lass. Can't believe no one else is curious enough to have mentioned it earlier.
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