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Offlinegulper2323
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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
    #18870722 - 09/21/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Knock her out, bring her to a laser hair hair removal clinic, return her to the place you knock her out before she wakes up and pretend nothing happened. This way she loses the hair and you don't have to ask her to shave… every time the hair grows back.

Although 2 things you probably need to be aware off; you probably need to plan ahead (make appointments and stuff) before going through with this and according to the internet it usually takes more than one session to guarantee hair remove so you probably have to knock her out more than once.

Good luck man, there was a time a few years I met a woman who had a thicker and fuller beard than I've ever been able to grow, and do you know what? It made me feel kind of sad to know that when it comes to beards I'm being outgrown by a woman :nonono:


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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: gulper2323]
    #18871038 - 09/21/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get a friend to tell her.


Takes the blame off you and gets the job done. Everyone has a friend that likes being a dick- so, you're actually doing him a favor too! :smile:


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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: 245willow19]
    #18872320 - 09/21/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

id fuck her and suck on her mustache at the same time. being too selective prevents you from getting laid my friend


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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: ManianFH]
    #18872419 - 09/21/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mick said:
id fuck her and suck on her mustache at the same time. being too selective prevents you from getting laid my friend




Being too selective prevents you from regretting not being selective enough.


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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18873002 - 09/21/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hahaha just get her some nair and put it into a bottle of face lotion. Smooth..


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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: tarponio]
    #18873638 - 09/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

pretend to get mad at her and splash your glass of wine in her face,but wait.....later on that night you switched your wine with acid :thumbup:

on a non life threatening note I used to hang out with a sexy chick who had a stache. every now and then me and my friend would make an inside joke and "moo-stche",she never got the joke but she did eventually end up getting rid of it:shrug: subliminal messages my friend.


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Re: Hot chick with a mustache [Re: kinkaku]
    #18875157 - 09/22/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I want to see pics of this mustached hairy lass. Can't believe no one else is curious enough to have mentioned it earlier.


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