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some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly
#18866881 - 09/20/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i stopped off this morning at a gas station to grab something to drink and drop a deuce. while i was doin my do i hear this guy walk in breathing heavy as fuck then not even a second later he standing less than a foot away from my stall. if i wanted to, i could have kicked his foot.
he stood there for a minute then shouts at me, "you done yet!"
i wasnt really sure how to respond other than a simple no. he then starts mumbling under his breath that almost sound liked he was arguing with himself. i started trippin out once his rant started getting louder and louder.
before i could even comprehend the situation he starts banging on my stall and kicking at the main post that holds the door. i start trippin out going over all the possible situations.
i say fuck it and grab my 9mm from the holster in my pants. as loud as i could, i cocked the gun and waited. not even 10 secs later someone else walks in the bathroom the dude freaking out stops and walks off.
at this point im sweatin bullets and i really dont know what to think. i was literally droppin a deuce when all this shit happened. what if that other guy never walked in? what if that guy tried to force himself in and i had to shoot him. what if he had a gun too and decided to act first after he heard me cock.
after i calmed down a bit i finished up, but kept my gun chambered and was ready just in case. i got my gatorade and cautiously walked out to my car. i didnt see anything out of the ordinary so i said fuck it and drove to work.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding] 7
#18866900 - 09/20/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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So basically, your fine and nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure in some states you could just have killed the guy. Poop self defense must be a law somewhere.
EDIT: What's fucked up about this is that you'll never poop in a public bathroom without your gun. That increases the risk of an accident happening by 1000000%.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Patlal]
#18866907 - 09/20/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, nothing happened. it was just an odd situation that could have gotten sour real quick.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Patlal] 5
#18866910 - 09/20/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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...and you'll experience the awkwardness of having to wipe for a few minutes while only feet from a corpse.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Morgenstern]
#18866923 - 09/20/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Morgenstern]
#18866926 - 09/20/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Morgenstern said: ...and you'll experience the awkwardness of having to wipe for a few minutes while only feet from a corpse.
that actually crossed my mind.
what if he shot first and died before i could wipe...
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Morgenstern] 1
#18866927 - 09/20/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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or not wipe, running down the lot with toilet paper hanging off his willknots.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Patlal] 4
#18866931 - 09/20/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cool story OP What a dickhead. Quote:
he stood there for a minute then shouts at me, "you done yet!"
I would have said "What the fuck do you think? NO"
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before i could even comprehend the situation he starts banging on my stall and kicking at the main post that holds the door.
Right then and there you should have just fired rounds through the stall lol. But seriously guy sounds like a psycho. I'd ask him what the fuck his problem was.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Morgenstern]
#18866938 - 09/20/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeh u a nut poopin with a gun lol redundant if u ask me unless u live somewhere truly dangerouslike Africa or some shit
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 5
#18866940 - 09/20/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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that is an awesome picture; shoot through the stall door, HAHAHAHAHA. 
i can just see this in the next Quentin Tarantino flick.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 1
#18866941 - 09/20/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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In the future, i'd avoid letting him know i was armed until he was presenting an actual physically dangerous situation. he was just threatening physical harm when he scared you with the banging and kicking.
your observatino of "whati f he had a gun too and heard me chamber a bullet" was spot on. dont' want to risk that.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 2
#18866946 - 09/20/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sound's like he really needed to prep a shot
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: dark3st]
#18866958 - 09/20/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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only in America. sorry, but this kind of story is only existence in America, i'm pretty sure.
"today two people died in the bathrooms of a local gas station today. the assailant was banging on the door of the bathroom where a man was making poo. he was shot and killed but not before shooting the man, 21 with a strange tilted cap and lots of lighters, dead, in the stall."
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18866959 - 09/20/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Elvis died on the toilet. You could have died like Elvis.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18866960 - 09/20/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i love when the RP's name fits perfectly with the post they make.
"nah...not responding"
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#18866972 - 09/20/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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he's covering his ass from potential threats, right now. he's so responsible.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#18866974 - 09/20/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bizzaro! Sounds like the dude was dumping on you with his problems.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: mpd]
#18866985 - 09/20/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, dumping!1
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 1
#18867005 - 09/20/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mush 4 Brains said:

LOL that just made my morning
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Can-i-bus] 1
#18867064 - 09/20/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP, you were in a very vulnerable state. I think the jury would find you not guilty had you killed the fucker.
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