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fapjack
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868058 - 09/20/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd tell him to chill the fuck out and wait until I'm done. I'd start wiping my ass and if I needed to I would jump up with a dirty asshole and fight someone. Having a dirty asshole hindering your ability to fight is NOT a good reason to shoot someone.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18868064 - 09/20/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i dont think you understand. he wasnt upset cause he had to poo poo. he was obviously mad about something else and since he was in an unstable mind at the time, he overreacted over something so miniscule.
i think it was gumby that explained it pretty well.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: NWlight]
#18868071 - 09/20/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow I can't tell if your joking or not but your gonna kill someone before you know their intentions?
Lets be logical here, why would someone be trying to get someone to get out of the stall? What could his intentions be? Maybe he has to take A DUMP??
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NWlight
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868073 - 09/20/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: I'd tell him to chill the fuck out and wait until I'm done. I'd start wiping my ass and if I needed to I would jump up with a dirty asshole and fight someone. Having a dirty asshole hindering your ability to fight is NOT a good reason to shoot someone.
Again, not everybody wants to take their chances in a fight with a crazy person.
People depend on me for their well-being and if I am harmed, so are they.
I am not taking that risk.
It's whatever that you don't want to carry a gun but I don't understand why you are so against other people having them
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18868079 - 09/20/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom said: Wow I can't tell if your joking or not but your gonna kill someone before you know their intentions?
Lets be logical here, why would someone be trying to get someone to get out of the stall? What could his intentions be? Maybe he has to take A DUMP??
I wouldn't shoot someone for just banging on the door.
If he actually succeeded in breaking into the stall and made it clear he was going to do me bodily harm, the law is on my side.
I live in a stand your ground state where there is zero expectation that you will attempt to flee the scene.
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: NWlight]
#18868083 - 09/20/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: but I don't understand why you are so against other people having them
Because he's a man and the others are pussies.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack] 3
#18868086 - 09/20/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: I'd tell him to chill the fuck out and wait until I'm done. I'd start wiping my ass and if I needed to I would jump up with a dirty asshole and fight someone. Having a dirty asshole hindering your ability to fight is NOT a good reason to shoot someone.
i love how people KNOW how they would react in a situation they have never been in.
OH, this is what i would have done!
you dont know what you would do until it actually happens to you. i already said that cocking the gun for him to hear was a steak... damn it. a mistake. i wasnt sure what was going to happen and since the situation exploded in a manner of seconds i reacted in seconds.
and just cause i cocked it doesnt mean i was going to shoot him. back in my dirty days i learned to pistol whip pretty well.
in this situation i was only being cautious cause yes, my life could have been in danger.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868088 - 09/20/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL. He was probably shitting his pants when he was banging on the door.
Either way, he's leaving with shitty pants. He's lucky he got to take it home with him instead of emptying his bowels all over the floor dead. He shoulda poo'd in the trash can if the stall was occupied by another pooer.
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NWlight
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: sprinkles]
#18868093 - 09/20/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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steak... damn it. a mistake
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: sprinkles]
#18868098 - 09/20/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Idk I guess I'm just not into killing people, Id rather take my chances with hand to hand combat if that's how its gotta be, hasn't let me down yet.
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fapjack
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868112 - 09/20/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said:
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fapjack said: I'd tell him to chill the fuck out and wait until I'm done. I'd start wiping my ass and if I needed to I would jump up with a dirty asshole and fight someone. Having a dirty asshole hindering your ability to fight is NOT a good reason to shoot someone.
i love how people KNOW how they would react in a situation they have never been in.
OH, this is what i would have done!
you dont know what you would do until it actually happens to you. i already said that cocking the gun for him to hear was a steak... damn it. a mistake. i wasnt sure what was going to happen and since the situation exploded in a manner of seconds i reacted in seconds.
and just cause i cocked it doesnt mean i was going to shoot him. back in my dirty days i learned to pistol whip pretty well.
in this situation i was only being cautious cause yes, my life could have been in danger.
I've been scurd before, I didn't have a gun though. I'm more afraid of going to prison for being a felon in possesion of a firearm than I am of getting murdered by someone. I know how I would react also, I've had plenty of encounters with crazy people before, I live right outside NYC. I've had more than one homeless person threaten to stab me and I still talked shit to them.
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868124 - 09/20/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your manliness is awesome.
How unfortunate the world isn't populated strictly by people as manly as you. Including the women.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: luvdemshrooms] 1
#18868139 - 09/20/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What's that saying "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: fapjack]
#18868142 - 09/20/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said:
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Not Responding said:
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fapjack said: I'd tell him to chill the fuck out and wait until I'm done. I'd start wiping my ass and if I needed to I would jump up with a dirty asshole and fight someone. Having a dirty asshole hindering your ability to fight is NOT a good reason to shoot someone.
i love how people KNOW how they would react in a situation they have never been in.
OH, this is what i would have done!
you dont know what you would do until it actually happens to you. i already said that cocking the gun for him to hear was a steak... damn it. a mistake. i wasnt sure what was going to happen and since the situation exploded in a manner of seconds i reacted in seconds.
and just cause i cocked it doesnt mean i was going to shoot him. back in my dirty days i learned to pistol whip pretty well.
in this situation i was only being cautious cause yes, my life could have been in danger.
I've been scurd before, I didn't have a gun though. I'm more afraid of going to prison for being a felon in possesion of a firearm than I am of getting murdered by someone. I know how I would react also, I've had plenty of encounters with crazy people before, I live right outside NYC. I've had more than one homeless person threaten to stab me and I still talked shit to them.
yeah, okay guy. youre a total bad ass and im a pussy with a gun.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: koods]
#18868145 - 09/20/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: What's that saying "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
That's the saying. I suspect a guy with a hammer came up with it.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: koods]
#18868148 - 09/20/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: What's that saying "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
so if all fapjack has is his hands then all he sees is penis?


i kid i kid.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#18868153 - 09/20/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just like the saying goes, taking the browns to the super bowl.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Yage]
#18868162 - 09/20/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dropping your morning deposit
dropping a bomb on china
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868200 - 09/20/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think I'm a badass, I just think solving your problems with you fists makes a lot more sense than shooting someone. Getting in to fights is part of being a man, shooting someone because you are afraid they might have a gun to hurt you with is being a fucking pussy.
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Re: some shit went down in the bathroom this morning and im not sure if i handle it correctly [Re: Not Responding]
#18868209 - 09/20/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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LoL that is the craziest story i have heard in a long time Hahahaha
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