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Re: (E)nchanted (M)ouse (C)astle [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18868733 - 09/20/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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God, I love my dad but damn he embarasses me when we go out to eat. He flirts with all the waitresses who are around the same age as me and he tries to be cute by telling them he'll leave them a quarter tip. Then he makes them point out certain items on the menu because he can't see well enough to read it himself. Then they end up having to repeat themselves several times because he can't hear them the first two times.

Man, getting old must be rough.



do all dads do this? i feel like all dads do this.



They do. My father is in his sixties and he still trying to talk to young women all the time. Kind of embarrassing but what can you do.


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Re: (E)nchanted (M)ouse (C)astle [Re: Ballerium]
    #18868765 - 09/20/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
God, I love my dad but damn he embarasses me when we go out to eat. He flirts with all the waitresses who are around the same age as me and he tries to be cute by telling them he'll leave them a quarter tip. Then he makes them point out certain items on the menu because he can't see well enough to read it himself. Then they end up having to repeat themselves several times because he can't hear them the first two times.

Man, getting old must be rough.



:lolsy: my dad does that too, the menu thing. "shit i can't see without my glasses, can you help?"




Haha not sure if you're referring to your real dad or your stepdad but if its the latter then why would he even need a menu? Just take him to a steakhouse! :rofl:


:tensegrin: "waht is this, i can't see it... is it steak?! i'll take the steak!1"

oh i can so see that. :rofl2: thanks for that one, haha


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Re: (E)nchanted (M)ouse (C)astle [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18868797 - 09/20/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: (E)nchanted (M)ouse (C)astle [Re: Sheekle]
    #18868811 - 09/20/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I bought a few old High Times, from the 80's off ebay. The way the dude stored them made them smell weird as fuck haha


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Re: (E)nchanted (M)ouse (C)astle [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18868830 - 09/20/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

Yeah my dad is in his sixties too. He's got it bad for these two young latina sisters at the kingdom hall that he attends. He's always taking them fruits and yogurt and random other items like that. I'm sure he's just doing it to be nice but from an outsider's point of view it looks like he's trying to win their affection or something. Its kinda funny but also kinda sad.


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Re: (E)nchanted (M)ouse (C)astle [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18868838 - 09/20/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never knew Bukowski wrote for High Times!
Got some digging to do.

Here's one I've found-
http://www.hightimes.com/read/charles-bukowski-quotes-dirty-old-man-1982
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You park your car in the garage if you have a garage, if you have a car you slam the door, you jack off and read a magazine instead of cutting your throat. It means carrying on when everything seems so terrible there is no use to go on, and you don't go to a god, you don't go to a church. You face the wall and just work it out alone. If you don't think that is tough cookie that is tough, cookie... To run somewhere, to grab something, a god, a woman, a drug, one evening of success, for the night, for the week, the year, for the lifetime. People don't hold still long enough to find out what the hell they are.




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